'Missing White Woman' Syndrome

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'Missing White Woman' Syndrome is a horrible affliction suffered by old media. Whenever a stupid white woman goes missing the media makes sure everybody knows about it and make it the story of the week. Unfortunately, most missing white women are found alive and in good health.

However, if anyone unattractive, male, or black goes missing the media doesn't care at all. It is nearly impossible to get any television coverage for any of these people no matter what social class they come from. Some argue this is because women and white people are just plain better than everyone else, a fact which has yet to be disproven men have a higher IQ. Others believe that nobody notices missing black person ho's and wetbacks simply because their absence has no negative consequences, due to the fact that they didn't contribute to society in the first place.

Still others argue that the term was made up by Wikipedia, as a result of them having a long-standing article on it. However, it should be noted that this article has 34 external citations.

Using the expression "Missing White Woman Syndrome" is a good way to instantly establish oneself as media savvy. If someone points out that the "woman" in question was actually a one year baby, cut them down by pointing out, with a knowing look, that if the baby were black everyone would just assume she was a crack whore who had been asking for it.

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Causes

  • Anything going less than perfect in the war that might warrant a distraction so that people don't figure out how fucked it is
  • The collective societal fetish (especially among Americunts) for weak white bitches in peril
  • Anything more important happening in the world at all

Symptoms

Including, but not limited to:

Quotes

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Where all the white women at ..?
 

 
 

Blazing Saddles Every black person evar.

Reactions

In a fit of zOMG people will often try to burn you at the stake if you haven't:

  • Donated money to finding the missing woman
  • Posted a picture of the missing woman in MySpace (because MySpace people leave their bedroom so much they might see the missing woman on the street!)
  • Added your name to a chain-mail no one will ever read

Examples

Include, but are not limited to:

See Also


'Missing White Woman' Syndrome is part of a series on Psychology
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AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAudiophiliaADDADHDAutismBipolarBorderline personality disorderCarmen Electra complexDeep thinkerDepressionDyslexiaEating disorderFauxlimiaFeminismFursonaGender dysphoriaHistrionic Personality DisorderHomophiliaHutchence's SyndromeInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanity'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliaPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyRetardsSchizophreniaSelf-diagnosisSocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDGodwin's LawHeisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet Fuckwad TheoryInternet troll personality disorderLulz-BlindnessTrigger Warning

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

See also:

ConscienceDreamDSMEnlightenmentIntelligencePsychiatristyThe Law of Conformity
Series:
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