1-14 Jakarta Attacks

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1-14 Jakarta Attacks
Nationality: Indonesian  MiniflagIndonesia.png
Highscore Killed 4, injured 24
Top 25? Lol nope.
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On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS terrorists were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in an effort to kill for the High Score just like their previous attack in Paris. But the police killed the terrorists attempting to get the high score.

ISIS apparently did this attack because they did a "Concert."

Perpetrators

The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshatery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack.

There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:

Fucking muslims...

Videos

News coverage.
Terrorists in denial.
Lol blame coffee.

High Score

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15/20
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What a bunch of n00bs
At least upgrade to an AK47
Temporarily closed down every Starbucks in the whole city lol
Total Score: 55/100 (F)
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