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|Update: For a new interview with "Alex" from the 1guy1jar video's fame, see here.|
—Alex, the one guy one jar guy, commenting on how he remained calm during his ordeal.
1guy1jar (a.k.a. Jarman or Jar Man on /b/) is a shock video that quickly rocketed to a great deal of popularity in early December 2008, shorty after the equally fux0red 3Guys1Hammer vidya debuted on the Internets. In a time when new, genuinely disturbing shock videos were becoming scarce on the web, one man brought a fresh take to the genre, raising the bar for the standards of sick anal torture using nothing but a glass jar and his determined will. If you've had your fill of 2girls1cup and Goatse just doesn't do it for you anymore, 1guy1jar may be just what you need to get your shock fix.
The video starts out in a foreboding but harmless manner; a sealed glass jar sits between the bare legs of a man hovering above. The viewer's suspicions of what is to happen to the jar are quickly affirmed as the man begins to crouch down over the jar and forcibly insert it into his visibly lubricated anus. Just as the man finishes inserting the jar into his ass, a *crack* is heard from inside of the man's pooper and the lid pops off with a piece of glass still attached. From here, it all goes downhill, as the man begins to stand up and blood begins to slowly seep out of the man's asshole onto the floor below. The remainder of the video shows the man patiently trying to fish the shards of broken glass out of his asshole as the pool of blood beneath him grows larger.
But perhaps the craziest part of the whole video is how little reaction the man has to shitting out an assload of blood and broken glass. At no point in the entire video do you hear a single whimper, cringe, or "OW THESE SHARDS OF GLASS ARE HURTING MY ANUS!" And when the man finally finishes removing the last bits of glass from his torn butthole, though at the very last 1.5 seconds of the video after he has stepped back, a loud scream can be heard. Truly one tough (and incredibly sick) bastard.
PYREX®...you can stick it up your ass and it won't stab your rectum.
The video's likeness to the Rejected cartoon "My anus is bleeding" was parodied in a video posted on Tribalwar forums in a thread titled "1 Guy 1 Cup - My Anus is Bleeding edition"
Due to the natural human "shock and disbelief" reaction to the video, which is something along the lines of "OH FUCK THAT'S NASTY NO WAY IS THAT REAL", conspiracy theories have sprung up regarding the nature of the video: are we all being trolled by a master, or did somebody accidentally a whole glass jar?
The debate can be summarized in a few choice quotes from a /b/ thread on the matter:
P.S.: All blood turns bright red upon contact with the air, lrn2doctor.
P.P.S. Incorrect. Bright red blood is oxidized (meaning it has oxygen in it, and thus would be coming from the heart/lungs), dark red doesn't have oxygen in it (going to the heart/lungs). Coming in contact with outside air (mostly nitrogen) doesn't oxidize your blood. L2biology, noob. 
The video was originally hosted on a site called eFukt.com, a website specializing in fucked up or disturbing porn videos. The video was uploaded on December 4th, and within less than a day amassed over half a million views. The video was uploaded with the title "1 Guy 1 Cup," and the url description read "The Worst Sex Accident of All Time." The following message was also left above the video as a warning to viewers:
Given the popularity of the video, it was unsurprising that people would hurry to host the video on other sites in an effort to scar the minds of others on the nets. One fearless e-hero registered the domain "1man1jar.com," and this has now become the main site for the video's viewings. In true shock site fashion, 1man1jar.com is simplistically designed, containing only the video. There are no pause buttons or slider bars for you to catch your breath or skip the worst parts, nor does it contain any outside links to take your eyes away from the pain.
The man responsible for taking the video of himself recently did an interview for 1guyand1cup.com. The person revealed he was Ukrainian and his full name was Alexey Tatarov all known as Alex, btw his e-mail is: [email protected]. There is more of the interview to be posted soon. Alex took new photos in the kitchen where he took the original 1 cup video. 1 guy 1 cup photos
—1guy1jar - He's not worried about SOVIET RUSSIA where jars goatse YOU
The 1guy1jar phenomena was being discussed (only for registered members) on the Stile Project Forums recently and to the shock and amazement of many of the Spf community, 1guy1jar (he claims his name is Alex) actually posted on the forum.
Of course, nobody believed this guy. For the most part, everybody either thought he was dead, or thought it was some sort of elaborate prank. Proof was quickly demanded:
—Rorgazm posting on TheForum
This questioning of his identity caused 1guy1jar to respond quickly with this:
After a bit he also responded to his naysayers buy posting a new 1guy1jar video on TheForum and linking the RapidShare address:
Here is the video where you can see for yourself. While he may not know how to spell "stile" in the address or in his forum postings, he does get it right on the piece of paper that he has placed inside of his new jar.
—Rorgazm has another comment
—Yes, rutager4152, it is very impressive.
Update Part Two
—Forum user Zombies Make me Hot asking Alex for some emotion...while he sticks things up his ass.
—Losh, Alex is a professional, the trick is to make it look easy.
It has been a while since we have heard from the 1guy1jar fellow, but just because he hasn't been around does not mean that he isn't busy. For those of you who have not seen his latest video, here is a link to the new "1guy1screwdriver" video. But "Alex" does not stop there, since his internet celebrity has grown, he has also decided to make some fan signs for the lucky few who have the balls (or homosexuality) to ask him for one. So far, only THREE GUYS have requested such vulgarity, but more are sure to surface...c'mon girls, we know you love him!
Some lucky drunk named Johnny Royale got his own video...he will be visiting Russia soon, for hot jar sex love.
RapidShare of the fan-video.(dead link as of Oct 2014)
DON'T YOU WISH YOU WERE AS LUCKY AS THESE GUYS?
"Jarman" has also earned himself a spot in /b/'s black heart, and is often the subject of their numerous shoops and discussions.
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