2011 was plagued by the brony menace and a mass influx of shitty memes produced by 14 year old Gen Z fags. Autists also wage serious business against us in attempt to kill us for good, after ED gets whacked by the beached whale; only for true EDiots to re-build the site from the ashes.
Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.
Dramatica Events from 2011
- 711chan tries to hoard the bronies
- Now they're getting desperate.
- Jared Lee Loughner brings out the guns
- Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
- DJ KEEMSTAR returns
- Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13-year-old boys on the internet.
- ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
- The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
- Sand niggers united.
- 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
- NekoArc is not smiling.
- Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
- Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
- Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
- AHS drama reaches its end
- The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
- weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
- Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
- TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
- The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
- eFukt forums closed
- Reason for doing so was never stated.
- Aeverine Nieves returns to YouTube
- Peace has been disrupted.
- Jessi Slaughter gives her nudes to her boyfriend
- Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
- Only to get it deleted. RIP
- Drawrawr created
- New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.
- Duty Calls revealed
- Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm.For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.
- Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
- I can has money?
- DestinyMew gets unbanned from deviantART
- Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
- YTMND 3.0
- Max should have closed the damn thing down by now
- DeviantART's April Fool's Day
- Trollfaces everywhere.
- You know what this means.
- ABOVE STATEMENT IS A LIE. Someone pulled a reverse phoenix
- The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
- Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
- AnonOps does something worthwhile.
- But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
- girlvinyl nudes leaked
- OH GOD WHY
- PSN closed, due to hackers
- brb dox
- Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
- And nothing of value was lost.
- LifeENDSInATent page started on facebook
- LIAT gets mad.
- Sagechu fucks up: ED style
- Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
- Chris-chan tranny pics were discovered
- He's just getting worse.
- Tornadoes hit Tuscaloosa
- Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
- Nyan Cat meme is born
- Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.
- Our American hero has been unjustly killed
- Now this is personal, Jews.
- AnonOps fucking implodes
- Down the toilet where it belongs.
- LulzSec is founded
- Hacking storm ensues.
- LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
- Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
- Rapture happens
- No wait nvm
- Randy Savage dies
- Dominique Strauss-Kahn gets arrested
- Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
- Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
- Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
- savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
- Codenamesailorearth seeks attention on YouTube.
- She gets it
- Ryan Dunn, known Jackass, dies
- These deaths are getting suspicious now...
- You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
- Tornadoes hit Joplin
- 138 people killed within the small portion it hit.
- The first warning to LulzSec members.
- Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
- Thank you triple digits!
- The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
- Seth Putnam dies
- What an artist the world hath lost.
- Tom Preston admits to being a sick fuck
- No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
- A one man legal team wages war with ED over Facebook
- Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
- GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15-year-old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
- On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
- Tornadoes hit Springfield
- Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
- Duke Nukem Forever was released
- Disappointment ensued.
- Girlvinyl rats on us
- ED goes down for more than a week
- EDF2 comes back
- This time it's legal!
- Encyclopedia Dramatica returns
- ED is back stronger than ever.
- Anders Behring Breivik sets a new high score
- Good for you, Norway!
- Amy Whinehouse died
- Though she was dead inside for years...
- Needless to say, it didn't work.
- James Cordone fakes his death to try to get off of ED.
- Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
- Clayranger89 threatens to leave YouTube
- So far, nobody gave a shit.
- We're still debating over his gender.
- Robert Smith rebels against the goon squad
- Got defrocked by August.
- Frank Garrett dies
- The internet will miss him.
- KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
- Didn't go exactly as planned.
- Skullsmasher fakes his death
- Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.
- The United Kingdom goes apeshit
- Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
- Gizgiz commits suicide
- Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
- What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
- Longseet discovered
- Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
- Separated at birth?
- Reacharound forums were spammed by a group of trolls
- Jessi Slaughter apologizes
- Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
- paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
- Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
- Move over, Casual Friday.
- Bob Chandler, notable internet lumberjack, dies.
- Spill one out for a fallen homie.
- THIS IS A TEST
- And the attention whores got v&
- Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
- Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
- Felice Fawn scams a tumblr user
- Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.
- ForeverAlone.us is launched
- Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
- That's what he gets for founding Apple.
- WHY APPLE WHY
- Blackberries all over the world get bricked
- Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
- Italian Wikipedia closes down for media attention.
- YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
- MyAdopts wages war on ED
- Guess who's the winner.
- There is a god!
- Muammar Gaddafi gets raped in the ass
- With a knife
- Paul Fetch rips off Occupy Boston for thousands
- Got dox'd hard
- you will not be missed
- An entire year has gone by since OldDirtyBtard's death
- We're keeping your ED dream alive
- Video of Judge William Adams paddling his kid for using the internet is uploaded
- 2011 Father of the Year nominee
- Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
- Even as a tranny, he never learns.
- tails gets trolled is released
- The best comic ever made.
- Kelseyalicia tries to fuck ED over
- Didn't go according to plan...
- SOPA spreads fear throughout the tubes
- John Pike preforms a public service
- Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
- Bill9929 founds AntiEDGroup
- STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D
- The best game of the year is released.
- The best meme of the year follows shortly after.
- With predictable results.
- Amurikan military quietly leaves Irack in a pile of shit and shambles.
- The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
- Paul Christoforo caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by Penny Arcade, then digs himself even deeper.
Happy New Year
- It's 2012
- World ends faster than you can say Candlejack, and no one gives a sh-
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