The 2013 Moore Tornado was a twister of epic proportions that violently raped the sweet, peaceful little town of Moore, Oklahoma and totally shredded over 9,000 homes, clobbered two elementary schools into oblivion, blew up a hospital, and flattened the town like Hiroshima. The twister racked up a kill count of 24 rednecks on its violent rampage, flinging children every which way and bringing about destruction and carnage everywhere along its path. Thankfully nothing of value was lost.
On one day on May 20th 2013, a ride came to Oklahoma since everyone was fucking bored in Oklahoma and got tired of of the same shit happening when they have phone sex; hearing aids. Suddenly, a tornado gave a bunch of people an epic swirly ride, flying in the air as fast as fuck and tossed their arses off the fucking ride. The people went flying into the hair, and dived right into your cunt. Falling right into your asshole from the cunt, they suddenly died as they caught AIDS from all the shit in your asshole cause you forgot to scrub it off with toilet paper in the fucking bathroom. Next time, turn on the lights in the maze. I'll put a candle in your vagina and asshole, and even in the intestines! 24 people got to have fun in the maze, until they reached your asshole. Only some people could survive, as they instead fell into random places else that were luckily safe, such as Kirk Johnson's anus, a set of split open testicles, a pool of cum from too much fapping to the gallery below, hell and even the lemon party.
Obligatory Recycling of Old Haiti Earthquake Jokes
- I dumped my Oklahoma girlfriend last week. She's been crushed ever since.
- This is the worst disaster ever to hit Oklahoma. Damage is expected to be in the tens of dollars.
- Did you hear about the tornado in Moore, Oklahoma? It caused $100 million worth of improvements!
- Did you hear about the new boy band from Oklahoma? The New Blocks are on the Kids.
- What has hundreds of arms and legs and is only 3 feet tall? Plaza Towers Elementary School.
Fuck it, this is all you really came here to see... happy fapping.