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The 2020s will be a decade spanning from 2020 to 2029. This decade will take the worst parts of the 2000s and the 2010s and amp them up 10 fold. Expect more war on terror, more jihadists, and more social justice insanity.
- 2020: The Donald is impeached. Or if we're extra lucky, Kanye West becomes president.
- Brianna Wu lost the congress election against Stephen Lynch twice in a row.
- ED will get shut down again
- The internet is reshaped by bureaucrats
- The deep web becomes mainstream.
- 600 new genders are added
- Jews push Cannibalism to be a main stream thing
- Over half the world will be dying alone
- Virtual Reality is actually good by now.
- America is usurped by China, which destabilizes the Asia-Pacific region.
- Generation X begins to reshape global politics, after Baby Boomers fuck off and die.
- Millennials are now middle-aged.
- Generation Z reaches biological adulthood, despite having the mental capacity of a wet carrot.
- There will be an internet war between 2000s kids (born approximately 1993 to 2002) and 2010s kids (born from 2003 to 2012ish). 2000s nostalgia will peak around 2020-2025 like with 90s kids in the 2010s.
- White people become a minority
- The internet becomes TV lite.
- 4K Definition is finally in use.
- People still do not use Blu-ray, 14 years after it entered the market.
- America's Mass Shooting epidemic continues to increase, with an estimated 420 mass shootings occurring every minute.
- Partyvans take to the skies; Drones are now seen everywhere in the IRL map of America.
- Indians continue to breed like rabbits, and India becomes the most populous country on Earth.
- The earth suffers another great flood, according to Al Gore.
- Jews do WTC again, destroying the newer Trade Center towers. Expect another 15-year long "war on terror," jackasses.
- The European Migrant Crisis is at its' highest volatile point by now, resulting in Civil War and Crusade X.
- The Human population is expected to reach 8,000,000,000.
- That shitty Over 9000 meme is predicted to have been used over 9000 times on this site.
- As the years pass the predictions for this decade will become more cynical over time.
- All the Old memes of the 2006~2009 era have fully faded out from use.
- A Sealab is opened in the year 2021.
- Gordon Freeman successfully fights off the Combine from Eastern Europe.
- All your base are still belong to us.
- iPhone 10 is released introducing a first ever 1TB phone
- The years: CURRENT YEAR +5, CURRENT YEAR +6, CURRENT YEAR +7, CURRENT YEAR +8, CURRENT YEAR +9, CURRENT YEAR +10, CURRENT YEAR +11, CURRENT YEAR +12, CURRENT YEAR +13, CURRENT YEAR +14...
- The Future
- 2030s - The decade where Marxism is supposedly complete.
- 2010s - More of the same
- 2000s - Feeling old yet