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This proves they most definitely teach Menstrual Painting and lovebeads-making on their site.
The teachers usually hold up pictures of vaginas.
4 girls in their usual Internets

4girls is a softcore porn website published by USDHHS feminists featuring "girls (ages 10-16)". Although it claims to deal with health topics, it smacks of a thinly-veiled effort to talk about rape, asking for it, having boobs, and other sins which 4girls will not admit, are all your fault and are all wrong, btw...

"An illness is a sickness."


4girls, This is what your tax dollars do for you.

Asking For It

According to 4girls, the following activities DO count as sex.

So WTF are you waiting for! Do it already!

"Dating a guy two to six years older than you is not a good idea!" 4girls encourages you to check for at least a 7-year age difference.


4girls wants you to Know Your Breasts
"Having breasts is such a new thing for teen girls."


4girls, It's the latest trend!

As it's incredibly easy to lie to a teenage girl overflowing with hormones, the writers decided to flood the entire site with lies and girly sex propaganda and other shit such as:

  • Exercises, vitamins, herbal teas and creams, will NOT change the size of one or both of your breasts.
  • Bras can be very uncomfortable for some girls. Some decide to go braless. THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA! If your breasts are large enough, they can have the ability to tear your shirt if it's very tight. And if you're not wearing a bra the day this happens to YOU, then everyone will see your breasts!
  • Your breasts don't need to be the same as the ones you see in magazines
  • You can get pregnant the first time you have sex

Rape & Other Bullshit

"Rape is not about sex."


4girls, a.k.a. The United States Federal Government

"Drinking alcohol…it's what everyone does on the weekends."


4girls, Because everyone else is doing it.

"Rape is sex you don’t agree to, including forcing a body part or object into your vagina, rectum (bottom), or mouth."


4girls, Because if someone forces a finger into your mouth, it's considered rape.


"Allow yourself to fail."


4girls Teen Survival Guide, Page 42

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