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4girls
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
4girls is a softcore porn website published by USDHHS feminists featuring "girls (ages 10-16)". Although it claims to deal with health topics, it smacks of a thinly-veiled effort to talk about rape, asking for it, having boobs, and other sins which 4girls will not admit, are all your fault and are all wrong, btw...
| —4girls, This is what your tax dollars do for you. | ||
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Asking For It
According to 4girls, the following activities DO count as sex.
- Mutual Masturbation
- Oral Sex
- Anal Sex
- Just put it in half-way
- Just put it in for a second
- Pulling out
- Dildo play
So WTF are you waiting for! Do it already!
"Dating a guy two to six years older than you is not a good idea!" 4girls encourages you to check for at least a 7-year age difference.
Boobs
| —4girls, It's the latest trend! | ||
As it's incredibly easy to lie to a teenage girl overflowing with hormones, the writers decided to flood the entire site with lies and girly sex propaganda and other shit such as:
- Exercises, vitamins, herbal teas and creams, will NOT change the size of one or both of your breasts.
- Bras can be very uncomfortable for some girls. Some decide to go braless. THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA! If your breasts are large enough, they can have the ability to tear your shirt if it's very tight. And if you're not wearing a bra the day this happens to YOU, then everyone will see your breasts!
- Your breasts don't need to be the same as the ones you see in magazines
- You can get pregnant the first time you have sex
Rape & Other Bullshit
| —4girls, a.k.a. The United States Federal Government | ||
| —4girls, Because everyone else is doing it. | ||
| —4girls, Because if someone forces a finger into your mouth, it's considered rape. | ||
- Drinking also raises the risk of getting sexually assaulted?
- More females hurt themselves than males?
- Self-injury can be dangerous?
Self-Esteem
| —4girls Teen Survival Guide, Page 42 | ||
See Also
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