8chan
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Foundation | October, 2013 |
| Major Boards | /v/, /b/, /pol/ and pretty much everything on 4chan plus /gamergatehq/ |
| Epic Wins | Destroying Kurobachan. Giving people a place to go when m00t sold 4chan out for some 2/10 pussy |
| Website | 8ch.pl |
| Breaking news! INFINITY NEVER |
8chan (AKA "InfinityChan"/"New 4Chan/Hotwheels Chan/MidgetChan") is a cockroach infested Internet hostel for users too cancerous for 4chan, mostly from /b/, /pol/, and /v/ that were so gut wrenchingly newfaggish that even 4Chan couldn't tolerate their faggotry infested cancer. 8chan is essentially the Tumblr of chans, which allows any idiot to fag on out their own personal abortion of a board to the point where the entire site has become more full of shit than a Christmas turkey. The creator of the site is a genetically deficient trainable permanently plastered to a wheelchair who lives with his Jewish lover and AZN nanny named "Hotwheels". It had a low fan base of about 10-20 members prior to m00t trolling all the people who actually value free speech on out of 4chan. Now, thanks to m00t's glorious purge, 8chan's most popular boards now have thousands of mourning former Btards.
Some boards, such as /b/, are filled with cancer. However, not the entire site is like this.
THIS WHOLE ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY A SINGLE NECKBEARD WITH AN AUTISTIC OBSESSION FOR 8CHAN.
Hotwheels The Janitor
The owner of the site is Fredrick "Hotwheels" Brennan, a midget in a wheelchair with brittle bones disease who leaches off of his pet pedophile in exchange for little boy role-playing wherein he dresses up in kiddy pajamas and lets her suck on his malformed baby dick. Because who doesn't love a "man" that stands less than 3 feet off the ground with an undeveloped, Pamper covered pecker who sounds like he's been huffing helium?
Before making InfinityChan, Hotwheels called himself Copypasta and was one of the admins of Wizardchan, the imageboard full of suicidal virgins that Zoe Quinn accused of harassing her to try and promote her game. Which was ironic because this led to people trolling a forum full of suicidal people in the name of promoting a game about dealing with depression. Even more funny is the fact that Zoe faked the whole thing for attention after a troll from the CWCki forum made a single post about her there to fuck with them.
Hotwheels however is no longer an admin on Wizardchan due to the fact that he's a cripple autistic man-child who was whoring himself out to pedophiles. Once he was exposed as a pedo-enabler, all of WizardChan flew into a fit of rage and rightly ousted him from the group.
Hotwheels replied in kind by shitting his man-Pampers with flustered indignance as he screamed on about how he'd, "Start his own chan... with pedos and social justice warriors!" as he rolled on out of the group with a pant load of ass mad.
Rules
- No Furfags. (Right... not as is ther aren't loads of those)
- No Gaiafags.
- No CP.
- No illegal goods.
- Mature content inside.
- You will get offended.
- You will not like getting offended.
- You'll get over it.
- We secretly love you, but we hide it by acting badass.
- No, you can't be mod.
- You can ask a million times, I said no.
- Okay fine.
- Just kidding, I'm messing with you.
- Just make your own fucking board.
- (No one is going to use it)
- You will get AIDS, and you will like it.
- If you make or post something original, it's been posted
somewhere else.
- Hot wheels is love, hot wheels is life.
- FREE GUCCI
- With jews, you lose
Notable Boards
8chan features the ability for anons to create and maintain their own boards. This is likely to prevent Jews and social justice warriors from taking over the central moderation and turning the site to shit, as was too late for reddit, wikipedo, and the once great board herself.
- /22/ – Only oldfags remember /22/
- /b/ – Random: Mostly pics of kids in yoga pants, raids, dubs and bitching about how 4chan sucks.
- /v/ – Video Games : A board for discussion of video games and video game culture. Unlike 4chan, discussion about #gamergate and social justice warriors is allowed.
- /shame/ – Tired of moral fags like John Oliver telling you you can't post/fap to revenge porn because it's The Current Year!? Well cum on over and have a fap and afterwards be sure to send them a message to their real facebook/phone number/employer how much you love jerking it to their nudes!
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/̶gg/(hijacked by GNAA in December 2014)/gamergate/(hijacked by AyyTeam in March 2015) /gamergatehq/ – GamerGate: Where the GG faggots congregate. - /pol/ – Politically Incorrect: Always right.
- /leftypol/ – Politically Incorrect For Pussies: Always wrong.
- /a/ – Animu and Mango: Board for mostly anime. Weeaboos post here. Virgin central created because Hotwheelz isn't allowed on Wizardchan anymore.
- /tech/ – Technology: Similar in focus to 4chan's /g/, but with less desktop threads and more programming language wars.
- /ebola/ – Ebola: A board devoted to the worship of Ebola-chan.
- /furry/, Board Owner: PuppySky – Your new home: A containment board for furries and failed furry "artists".
- /younglove/ – Pedophile Support and Discussion: A board for actual pedophiles. More focused on support and age of consent discussion than dumping CP (don't be fooled they are all plotting how to fuck kids and get away with it).
- /phile/ – Pedophilia, Hebephilia & Ephebophilia: Awful lot of pedophile-related boards on here...
- /hebe/ – same shit as /younglove/ and /phile/, but with different color theme.
- /pone/ – My Little Pony: A NSFW containment board for bronies.
- /vip/ – VIP: A secret board for quality posters.
- /int/ – International: Promised land for the exodus from 4chan's /int/, also is inhabited by many Finns who left Krautchan. /intl/ won
- /cow/ – Lolcow: – After Legi0n, 789chan and 888chan have shut down they have now spread here like a bad case of internet herpes. Obsessed with Chris Chan and masturbating to fat fucks like Pixy Terry and Jessica Elwood.
- /legion/ – Legi0n: – Yet another split-off group from 888chan. There are like 20 of these there.
- /baphomet/ – Baphomet: "Baphomet is great, it's like /i/ or /b/ in the old days." – Zaiger. /Cow/ milks the lolcows and /baphomet/ slaughters them
Closed and the admin is currently on the run from the policeBullshit, Benji successfully escaped to China and the board is still there - /wx – porn board. Good for requests, shit for fapping unless you like fapping to pics because people are too lazy to post quality gifs and vids.
- /christian/ – are you a devout christfag who also likes DANK MAYMAYS? of course you aren't, but you can pretend to be this board...
- /cuteboys/ – The internet's #1 AIDS support group for the mentally ill.
- /fem/ – The female board, Board Owner: Swami (AKA "The Insufferable Cunt")- Many hate this board with a passion, mostly because the boards owner, Swami, loves to fuck with everyone by tripfagging and stirring up shit on other boards. They always fall for it too. Mostly dudes pretending to be chicks trolling for tits and gay dudes pretending to be chicks trolling for cybersex with dudes trolling for tits. After some major drama around February and March 2015 the board got botwiped and spammed by many other boards for swami's tripfagging and shitting up on other boards. Also the /fem/ userbase was not happy about swami and they decided to abandon /fem and create new boards. Swami even got kicked out of the /fem/ skype group. The successor boards to /fem/ are: /girltak/, /tradfem/ and /beauty/.
- /namibia/ – This board was created in January 2015 by /pol/acks who wanted to create their /pol/ utopia state. They had many threads on /pol/ about where they should go and they decided to start this project in Namibia because of the mild climate, the cheap land and the low population density (only mongolia is lower) of Namibia. They want to start a autonomous community with their own farms and infrastructure.
- /sjw/ – A board for social justice, created in early March by
NolongersilencedNolongerstraight. It is not clear whether he is in fact an autismal socjus activist or if he is just trolling 8chan but the videos he is delivering are pure gold. - /kind/ – Is 8chan's dedicated hugbox board, an area where mostly weeaboo trash go to post away from all the mean misogynistic bullies that habitat the site. /kind/ is most notable for its main rule of no bullying allowed.
History
8chan.co began in 2013 when a Cripple smoking pot decided he wanted to create a 4chan clone. The chan slowly got some popularity after it popped up in search results of people who were looking for another 8chan. When it was in it's glory days, 8chan had some shit going on in it's time. Such as the board claiming system. When boards would be put up on claim.php after some lazy bastards would forget to post in it.
This would lead to the top secret organization, Niggest Crook Force to claim all of the autistic My Little Pony boards. They would replace them with CSS stylesheets that would get on everybody's nerves. After a while though, Copypasta took the white knight route and stopped the board claiming system after he was too scared of the ncf. Pst... If you know the moderator of the board's IP address, you could claim it back.
In February, 2014 a neckbeard named "Mr. Dinkleberg" posted a link to the cancerous chan, Kurobachan to 8chan for all faggots to see. Some anons would think it would be funny to mess with the admin of K-chan, Brandon. It turns out that Brandon was actually retarded enough to put his personal information on his site. He was soon doxed and everyone on 8chan had some epic lulz. He soon demodded Mr. Dinkleberg from the site after he had an intense battle with the 8chan admin.
Afterwards, 8chan soon became more popular and stronger.
m00t's GamerGate Sellout and the Exodus to 8Chan
| —The people that 8chan doesn't want to be known to. | ||
In late 2014, m00t's GamerGate Sellout happened. The full account of it can be found in its own article, but what you need to know in short is this:
While GamerGate was in full swing the of GG threads on /v/, /b/ and /pol/ being autosaged and deleted, with their OPs being banned.
Why was all this happening? Because m00t had sold out to the SJW's, replaced all his mods with yes-men, started hanging out with Anita Sarkeesian and dating an SJW, Jew girlfriend who worked for Gawker Media whom "donated" to his new, doomed to fail, startup in exchange for him getting rid of all the GamerGate threads. probably just got tired of nerd army drama shitting up the video game board and gave them the boot, leading to a hilariouslyfake chat log being crafted of moot and the "4chan mods" talking like the SJW Legion of Doom.
So for some loose pussy and a few grand that he will flush down the toilet, just like he did with his failed attempt at making a social networking site, m00t sold 4chan out.
The idea was that, if 4chan bans GamerGate threads, there will be nowhere left for people to talk about it and GamerGate will die. But instead of 4chan killing GamerGate, GamerGate killed 4chan. lol
The Exodus
Soon people began doxing m00t and found out about Anita, his girlfriend and his connections with the gaming press. There was only one thing left to do- Go find somewhere else to post their shitty "Post ending in xxx names my penis" threads. Everyone with any dignity picked up their shit and moved to 8chan.
Will this last forever or will they come crawling back when GamerGate ends? No one knows. What we do know is that m00t is a sellout and a faggot. Also, 8chan is a word filter on 4chan and typing it will result in the system thinking your post "contains spam" also, 8chan is a banned ULR on 4chan and posting it will result in an automatic ban.
| —Never forgive, never forget. | ||
Official Statement
Partnership with 2ch and moving to the Philippines
In October 2014 Hotwheels started a partnership with the Japanese image board 2ch and moved to the Philippines to reduce his costs of living and work on 8chan full time. So basically in less than 1 year since 8chans creation, this crippled midget wearing super mario pyjamas actually did achieve what m00t was unable to achieve for years. During the same time many "Hail Hotwheels" and "Based Hotwheels appreciation" threads started to go around 8chan's /b/ because anons could not believe that someone would do all this for them and actually offered them a new home and alternative to m00t's cuckchan.
Hotwheels also confirmed his pimp admin status once again in November 2014 when he posted pictures of him in a night club partying with lots of buttugly flip whores. Wizardchan was once again mad at him for it.
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The great DDoS attack
2015-01-07 was the day 8chan and the associated 2ch went down. Hotwheels posted on the official 8chan twitter account that 8chan is beeing attacked and that he had to seperate 8chan from the rest of the net. Hotwheels further posted that they will now be able to manage the attacks easily and that after a few hours the site would go online again but the site kept going down and up randomly. After the few hours passed and no solution was in sight, Hotwheels made a FAQ about the whole situation. There were rumors spreading that this was not your average everyday issue but a major one. Hotwheels investigated the issue further and confirmed the rumors, that it was actually a malicious DDoS attack on their and 2ch's uplink service. As the attacks continued even after 2 days, Hotwheels created a temporary backup chan called h.8chan.
During this period another dramatic event happended. The domain registrar Internet.bs took away their 8chan's .co domain because of alleged child porn hosted and legal claims. It is assumed that the same entity who was DDoSing 8chan also made massive claims at Internet.bs to censor the promised land and get it shut down. Hotwheels then decided that he will change the domain to 8ch.net and forget about Internet.bs as they are now confirmed for beeing a faggot company for believing shit just because it was repeated enough times. Days passed and finally on January 12, 8chan came back fully online but remained unstable for a few days.
8chan was online again and everybody was like "who did it?". Even if Hotwheels reported the IP addresses of the attackers to the FBI and the Japanese police 8ch's inofficial militant wing and defense ministry "/baphomet/" swore revenge on their own because they knew the donut-munchers can't be expected to find the skids in this case. They swore that those who attacked their holy promised land would have to pay for it badly and they started digging. Hotwheels leaked the 6 abuse reports for child pornography that were made and it was revealed that the people posting those were prominent SJWs: Dan Olsen, Peter Coffin, Israel Galvez and David Gallant. Also this "Dan Olsen" made a twitter posting on January 9th claiming he took down 8ch (it is not sure if he meant the DDoS operation or just the child abuse report). However, now the detectives at Baphomet had clear clues about who they had to go after and the 4 SJW that got exposed cried how they got reported and how their names were leaked by HW. Hotwheels also leaked the IP-Adress of someone who claimed to be the attacker but nobody found out more about it and so it is assumed that this could also be just an attention whore or the IP of a compromised machine.
During the downtime there were already circulating hints at a organization called "Lizardsquad". They came to fame for the 2014 Sony hack and according to screencaps of the new "Lizardstresser.su" service website they were offering infrastructure for DDoSing websites. Some alleged Lizardsquad members also taunted Hotwheels via twitter without leaving clear clues whether it was their DDoS attack or not but it is generally assumed that Lizardfags were just the hired gun and that the mentionned SJW's were the real evildoers. This theory hardened when a screenshot appeared of what is supposed to be 8chan during the actual raid. On the screenshot it can be seen that a new "pedophile activism" board was now on the top and allegedly all pedo boards and the baphomet board were completely wiped by a spam bot.
Fortunately the Lizardfags were completely dumb and had no real coding skills and someone managed to hack their lizardstresser.su site and steal a complete dump of all private data (lizardstresser accounts, email addresses and UNENCRYPTED passwords - yes they were this dumb to store passwords in clear text) from every single customer that signed up for the lizardstresser service. Baphomet users hoped those leaks could be useful and they were right. There were dozens of idiots who in fact used their real email addresses while signing up for Lizardstresser.su. Baphomet then began hijacking various email/facebook/youtube accounts by using the leaked data. In some instances Facebookfags got renamed to slur names and their wallpapers or profile images got changed to goatse or ISIS flags. Also the friendly anons from Baphomet mailed as many contacts from their address book to make sure everybody sees their retarded friend's profile get fucked. However, even if the social media fuckery was fun, it was not possible to find any proof about who the mastermind behind the DDiS attack was.
Their research continued on Twitter. Many SJW's were taunting them for 8chan's downtime and some of them even claimed to be responsible for hiring the Lizardfags. As Baphomet had no means to prove anything anyway, they just decided to go after all SJW's one at a time to teach them a lesson. However the real entity that made 8chan go down was never found. The usual Baphomet procedure for screwing up SJW's during that era included: doxing, swatting, ruining their websites and blogs, spamming their email address with gore and porn, delivering pizzas and free bibles/qurans to their homes and much more nasty shit. Therefore Baphomet and 8chan got bad media coverage and many SJWs calld for banning the site completely.
Here is a incomplete list of SJW targets (expand it if you have more info):
- Dan Olson (the alleged ring leader and mastermind behind the attacks)
- Peter Coffin
- David Gallant
- Israel Galvez
- Grace Lynn
- Randi Harper
- Sarah Butts
Baphomet kept causing and is still causing mayhem since the DDoS attack and got 8chan various negative mainstream media publicity.
Intimidation Game
After the whole Baphomet and Gamergate related mayhem from January, TV station NBC decided to make a Gamergate inspired "Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit" episode about it. Everybody knew the episode will be shit but not how shitty and falsely everything will be portrayed. NBC finally delivered on 2014-02-11 and as expected the was pure gold. Anons loved the episode for it's stupidity and started creating new dank memes from it. The terrorist gamers from the episode used a site called "redchanit" (reddit&8chan), wore masks that were resembling mexican wrestling masks and used a funny new phrase "leveling up" which immediately became a hit on 8chan. However, NBC could have done better if they at least would have been lurking a bit on 8chan.
Hotwheels later purchased all redchanit domains he could get his fingers on and redirected them to 8chan which caused a lot of butthurt on SJW sides. There was also a new /redchanit/ board installed on 8chan which immediately rose to the top10 ranks and on cockmail a new feature was created that enabled users to create @redchan.it addresses.
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/sjw/ board
Gamergate interboard drama
A minor dramatic incident happened on March 24th 2015 when 8chan's main Gamergate board got destroyed by GNAA trolls. According to rumors, "Blade" got tired of all the GG drama and handed over the board keys to "Ayy-Team". Ayy-Team did not wait long and wiped the complete board, deleting months of hard gamergay work and leaving them in tears. Shitposters from other boards later joined them. Most gamergaters then left the board to the backup board called /gg/ which is ironic because /gg/ was the former official gamergate board that also got abandoned after some GNAA troll infiltrated the board in December 2014 and devastated it.
In the end /gamergatehq/ became the new GG hub with Acid Man as the new head nigger in charge. In the beginning all seemed fine but after time passed he went full rulecuck and banned anyone he pleased. Gaters who got banhammered in the purge created /ggrevolt/ to sperg over Acid and other e-celebs.
Some finally stopped circlejerking around October 
and some fellows decided to dox him. As it turned out, Acid cuck is a sexual deviant and potentially a domestic terrorist but too much of a faggot to actually do anything. Currently his board is dying and he is using VPN's to shill it back to the old top position.
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Infinity Never Ever
After Hotwheels sold his shit to "Kimmy the Jew" he started working on what he called The Next Big Thing not as an owner as everyone thought.
He bragged far and wide about this next big thing which was supposed to revolutionize how you used imageboards. The next version of infinite-chan was supposed to be called Infinite Next, HotWheels recruited many neckbeards for this task, but his single biggest mistake was trusting a faggot known as 
"n-tech" aka Josh.
7 months ago Josh fucked up MidgetChan by making the site slower and slower, because Josh is a narcissistic moron who thinks that algorithmic complexity does not apply to his horrible code. Now Hotwheels did his best, which was close to nothing, to keep users from leaving his shit site to go to Twitter or somewhere, but almost all of them thankfully fled to any place that would let them in. This wasn't necessarily HotWheels' fault, because he has the IQ of a retard.
Someone reported to me that posting on certain boards was taking longer than usual, especially /v/. I poked around a bit on the server and found that I couldn't insert into the board stats table. I tried restarting MySQL, the `stop` command hung. kill -2 also hung. kill -9 did the trick, but as we know from DB admin school (lol), that's a bad thing to do to a DB. Of course, MySQL didn't start after that. Blah blah u broke me pls inno_db_recovery OK. Oh shit, I've never done this before. Restart MySQL, read-only tables. StackOverbutts says "you're not supposed to leave recovery mode on, idiot!" Oops. Take it off, restart DB. MySQL has now given up on life. Hmm... No one seems to be using it...wtf... Make some random inserts/selects into board_stats, antispam, posts_v, anything to get it to hang and explain this. Nothing works. All tables are readable, no locks. Well, I do have VFEC, but I broke it because I'm working on it. Revert to last known working commit and...make a post...it submits... OK MySQL isn't the problem. No one is trying to access it. Fuck around with nginx/php-fpm. Suddenly they start working, I guess they all had open connections to the gone MySQL server. Fuck if I know what actually made them start working after a restart
Dec 20 13:57:48 <copypaste> do like i do, make announcements that can't be replied to Dec 20 13:57:51 <copypaste> read their replies if you care Dec 20 13:57:58 <copypaste> rinse and repeat Dec 20 13:58:19 <copypaste> i've developed this strategy after seeing that previous ones fail Dec 20 13:58:32 <copypaste> it works well, and they hate it because it works well Dec 20 14:00:39 <copypaste> oh, there's a part two Dec 20 14:00:44 <copypaste> anything i want feedback on is nunu's job Dec 20 14:00:51 <copypaste> to collect the responses Dec 20 14:01:04 <copypaste> and distill them to some meme-free content-full summary
After this n-tech and HotWheels has had a few calm reasonable talks about this, where HotWheels being the beta that he is buckled under peer pressure and wrote a fucking essay on the SJW site medium. It is not like he has his own site. There he explained what had transpired
Then it was revealed, Edward Snowden style, that despite HotWheels proclaiming that his shitty site would support both free speech and the privacy of the users, that everything was fucking logged, so it was ready to be bargained with, in case the FBI wanted to browse some warez.
>Josh knowingly enabled debugging
>Josh didn't care
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But because Josh is a fucking skid with no coding experience, he enabled debugging for the entire fucking site. You would think not having your IP exposed to the entire world, would be of a concern to everyone and not just the good guys?
But then again HotWheels sold his site to someone who's been known to farm and sell user info.
Update 8/2/2016
Josh has decided to explain his side of the story
Original Content
Since the 2014 exodus'/exoduses many disenchanted oldfags, Gamergaters and /pol/uters have left cuckchan and migrated to 8chan. As their creativity now went to 8chan it had to be expected that new original content macro images will be created soon by them.
Red anon was created after a Japanese anon posted on 2014-09-21 that he thought 8chan needs a new mascot to distinguish themselves from cuckchan and green anon. His idea was supported by many other anons and thus, red anon the new global 8chan mascot was born.
During Fall 2014 most of 4chan's /pol/ migrated from cuckchan to 8chan after their board got nuked by the cuck himself most likely because some Jewish Internet Princess told him to do so. In October 2014 /pol/ decided to create their own daughteru "Polina" inspred by /v/'s Vivian James. At first she was a blonde and blue-eyed clone of Vivian but later her design was remade and the outfit was changed. In the end /pol/ decided via straw poll to rename her to Erika. Erika gets often posted on other 8chan boards as well.
The copypasta was a line, dropped by an anon in a thread on 8chan on 2014-12-20. It was a discussion about spamming 4chan and anon was posting proudly about his achievements: "I conducted raids as recently as May and managed to fill 4 different threads to completion. Mods only started caring after gamergate happened" Other anons found this line hilarious, wanted to make it a copypasta and thus a new epic copypasta was born.
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Pictures
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Trivia
Many anons (including /Baphomet/) have been pretending to be 8chan Oldfags but usually they are spotted very quickly by Hotwheels because they have no idea about trivial things from 2013/2014 ranted at for not knowing anything about Hungarian Imageboards.
I am too lazy to type in all this shit so just check out the pictures and read it yourself ...
Related articles
- GamerGate
- 4chan
- m00t's GamerGate Sellout
- MasterChan
- Wizardchan
- /baphomet/
- Null - Formally admin of Kiwi Farms, now works at 8chan after scamming the midget out of 12k in exchange for code that doesn't work
- Foxworth – a sick fuck from 8chan
- Encyclopedia Dramatica – a site that 8chan faggots love to shit up before learning how to wiki
- Voat, Reddit's 8chan.
- NeoGAF – Tyler Malka calls 8chan 'basement dwelling terrorists'.
External links
- infinitechan
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8chan YouTube channel
- Google removes 8chan from it's searches
- "Hotwheels: Why I Support Eugenics" – Brennan on eugenics published at The Daily Stormer
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