Aaron Alexis

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Aaron Alexis
Nationality
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Statistics
Killed: 12
Injured: 9
Style
FPS, Single player
An hero
Yes
AKA
Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rank
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Perk/s
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz.

As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too busy tossing the salad. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.

Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did).

Aaron Alexis used his keycard to gain access to the naval base.
The microwave device his roommates used to send vibrations down his body.
Looks like someone forgot to have breakfest.

Game Play


Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base

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External links

Aaron Alexis is part of a series on Psychopaths
3g1h-phone3.jpg Spree/One-time Killers:

Adam LanzaAnders Behring BreivikCasey AnthonyGerry McCannCho Seung-HuiTyler PetersonMark EssexDylan KleboldEric HarrisMaurice ClemmonsAaron AlexisBruce Jeffrey PardoElliot RodgerGeorge SodiniJiverly VoongMalik Nadal HasanJared Lee LoughnerJeff WeiseJoe StackJosef FritzlJason RodriguezMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMatti SaariMatthew MurrayPekka-Eric AuvinenWade Michael PageTheodore "The Unabomber" KaczynskiTim KretschmerTJ LaneRobert HawkinsRaoul MoatAlex Hribal

Career/Serial Killers:

Charles MansonChris BenoitHitlerMao ZedongJack the RipperJames HolmesRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed BundyJeffrey Dahmer

Terrorists:

Al-QaedaDzhokar TsarnaevTamerlan TsarnaevOsama Bin Laden

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderParanoid personality disorderSick fuckMurderJewsPolice Brutality


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Personas

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People

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Past

BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)

Present

AIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaJena SixP.A. PalaceThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

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