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Adriel Hampton
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The politician is an entity that has, over the course of several thousands of years of abuse, rightfully gained the distrust, and disrespect of the general populace. This status was put into combat during the late post-modern era with the popularization of the "honest politician". Clans like the Kennedys made a career advertising their families, and by extension "American values", throughout the ever-expanding media. Exactly what the population desired was a handsome face with no bullshit, anti-communist agendas, and a firm handshake. Give 60 years and the practice is still put into play. Decent looking men (because female politicians ruin themselves focusing on "the issues") parade their "humble upbringings" and "knowledge of the people" sided with prescriptions to amend faulted economies, clear out the prisons, and clean up the schools. Of course nobody buys this, nevertheless, they want to. The American has faith in a man with the balls to talk out of his ass in front of a few hundred, maybe thousand, people; the American does not care what he will do, but rather what he can do. And yet the politician remains unaware of this simple axiom (to quote Dr. Thompson, "...as usual, the politicians are much slower than the people they want to lead"). The politician believes he is always in the right; he is the messiah of his supporters. Whether this be out of misguided illusion, or restless nights drinking until he can't walk, trying to tell himself he's operating in just, differs from case to case.
In order for the denizens of the 21st century to learn from these men (who are on the same level of the social ladder as the average automobile salesmen, no matter their acclaim or income), one must first set an example, and no man is more apt for this position than Adriel O Hampton, an utterly failed public servant from California whose (prototypical) lack of regulation of his own background ultimately cost him his "promising future".
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Stance
As an instrument of the Democratic party, Adriel supports the characteristic platforms of the American liberal: gay marriage, marijuana regulation, etc. Furthermore, he attempts to prove himself as the candidate of the modern age by utilizing narcissism platforms such as Twitter to plaster his face across the net. What Adriel neglects by doing so are the vital economic and social pieces that build the basis of any successful election platform.
Running for the California senate in 2009, Adriel lost miserably, receiving less than 1% of the vote.
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Background
The family of Adriel Hampton is, in layman's terms, the epitome of American "white trash". Sierra Hampton, a likely sister, finds self-esteem by exposing most of her body on Facebook, fishing for comments from impressionable men.
The greatest problem plaguing the Hampton family however is Elijah William Hampton, a.k.a.
Mr.Gask, who is either a brother or sister of Adriel. Unlike Sierra who simply wishes to find acceptance, Elijah seeks amusement by ignoring US law in addition to heading hate campaigns on the internet. A member of EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo, Elijah is often reporting his own criminal actions online under the pseudo-anonymity the internet provides. Below are some examples of Elijah's disturbed mind.
Although Adriel could have successfully saved his campaign by distancing himself from his family, particularly Elijah, he chose the opposite route, and gathered what support he could. Here is evidence of Elijah and Adriel's cooperation, signed under Elijah's email "[email protected]", the very service he used to register for EDF2.
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External links
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Wikipedia article on Adriel contains less-than-the-truth
- Adriel's campaign site
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His LinkedIn
- http://www.nationbuilder.com/adrielhampton
- http://www.nationbuilder.com/adriel_hampton
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Twitter
- http://www.wiredtoshare.com/adriel
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His WordPress Site
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