ShowMeDoMoney, on a random troll, happened upon the AASPforums and their IRC channels. Finding these to be boring places where people endlessly answered South Park trivia and played faggot games where you have to alphabetically list parts of the body, he got bored.
He then got banned a couple of times for suggesting that IRC user whatisthematrix77 was not a female, an assertion which was vehemently denied by vigorous kickbans from other admins who were no doubt sniffing around her cooze.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
SMDM registered an account of the forums using whatisthematrix77's powerword and a picture of her and her nephew which he cunningly photoshopped to include a penis. This caused outrage, and even funnier, all IRC users began to blame an unknown person called Peppery.
They examined the IP addresses used to post the image, and register the account. User Peppery even tried to get the IP from the user creation logs at Encyclopedia Dramatica to prove his innocence, but everything seemed to point to him. At this point, another AASP user, Knixfan33208, stepped in.
Eventually, after much banning and lots of Tor usage, Peppery joined ED. He managed to get whatisthematrix77's nickserv password using his leet h4xx0r1ng sk1llz. Everyone on #allaboutsp was unb& and +h. Much lulz ensued!
Through a clever mix of leeb haxoring and social engineering, ShowMeDoMoney, posing as a leeb haxor was able to get the forum password from a user:
<Knixfan33208> if i give you my username info <Knixfan33208> can you not do anything but look> <leeb> sure <leeb> no probs <Knixfan33208> k one sec <Knixfan33208> my pass now is my pass for everything <Knixfan33208> ill change it to something else <leeb> good idea :D <Knixfan33208> username: Knixfan33208 <Knixfan33208> pass: bantime <leeb> lol
<planet-Arium> I am only 15 <planet-Arium> I am suing <planet-Arium> I am suing the dumbass who gave out the password <Knixfan33208> my mom would kill me because she wud have no idk wut im doing <Knixfan33208> gtg <planet-Arium> I AM SUING YOU <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> if i give you my username info <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> can you not do anything but look> <planet-Arium> <leeb> sure <planet-Arium> <leeb> no probs <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> k one sec <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> my pass now is my pass for everything <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> ill change it to something else <planet-Arium> <leeb> good idea :D <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> username: Knixfan33208 <planet-Arium> <Knixfan33208> pass: bantime <planet-Arium> fucker <planet-Arium> IT WAS YOU <planet-Arium> YOU DID IT
ShowMeDoMoney then ran to ED IRC where he gave the password to the EDiots online. Sumgai took the details and began a comprehensive ruination of the forums. He was soon joined by other Ediots and the devastation was complete and stunning.
The complete and utter ruin that was AASP was only the start. Sumgai began to idle in the official forum channel,allaboutsp. Soon the lulz increased when Ediots began joining the channel in defense of ED. hepkitten arrived at the scene for massive win and lolz.
Gallery of lulz
It is Sumgai's fault that I have spit all over my screen now. The bastard.
JailBait Taking care of the pesky super admin.
List of Filtered Words
a ==> KILL ALL THE NIGGERS AND JEWS AASP ==> GOAT-FUCKING PEDOPHILES and ==> LUSCIOUS DRIPPING WET COCKS WAITING TO PENETRATE YOU IN EVERY HOLE! CLICK HERE NOW! at ==> STUPID WHITE SLUTS GETTING FUCKED BY HUGE WET DRIPPING HORSE COCKS! CLICK HERE NOW FOR A FREE TOUR! ban ==> BIG BUTTERY BONERS BITCH ==> A beautiful kitten playing in a peaceful meadow, surrounded by unicorns Cartman ==> KIKE do ==> HOT WET CUNTS DRIPPING WITH DESIRE, CLICK HERE NOW f ==> LOL FUCK YOU fan ==> COCKSUCKER fic ==> SPIC he ==> YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY BANTOWN hi ==> cocks I ==> NIGGERS NIGGERS KIKES KIKES FAGS JEWS YIDS HEBES HOOK- NOSED FAGGOTS if ==> "Mmmmmm!! Breathe that fart into your system, Maya!" Lynn purred. "She's giving you an appetizer! in ==> KIKE is ==> I FUCK BABIES, PLEASE KILL ME Kenny ==> FAGGOT kyle ==> HAL TURNER IS A CLOSET NIGGER MILTOPIA ==> MILTOPIA IS A BAD WORD my ==> COCKCARPET of ==> THICK BLACK MANMEAT PLUGGING EVERY ONE OF YOUR STICKY HOLES OH ==> YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY BANTOWN Park ==> JIMBO WALES IS A BIG FAT SMELLY HOOK-NOSED HEBE FAGGOT post ==> OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER south ==> LOLDONGS Southpark ==> NIGGERKIKEJEW the ==> NIGGER well ==> JAILBAIT IS GOD what ==> EMMA HOLLAND LOVES TO EAT TINY COCK
AllAbout-SP began as a little Piczo website, relatively unknown, but over time it gathered fans because of it's complete list of South Park episodes available for free. Eventually, the site bought a domain and became it's own independent site. For a while it was great. AND THEN THE ADS STARTED. Y'know, those annoying ads that take you away from the page and make you wait for 4/5 fucking seconds before it lets you click "skip"? Aren't they just GAY? Nowadays, AllAbout-SP is in a semi state of ruin; along with them being pwnt here, nearly all of the episodes are working.
- AASP Main AASP website
- AASP Forum
- Ye olde IRC log For those questioning the authenticity of the whatisthematrix77 n00dz. It's probably tl;dr though.
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