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Alvin-Earthworm (Mark Haynes irl) is a member of Newgrounds, deviantART, furaffinity and anywhere else where he can whore his pathetic self out to. He's e-famous for his flash animated series Super Mario Bros. Z, a sprite animation series with the story of Dragon Ball Z, replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the Mario and Sonic series. It has no original writing, audio, or images...so naturally everyone living in this crazy digital age thinks it's super awesome.
Out of all of the shit he has done, Super Mario Bros. Z is his crowning "achievement". SMBZ is a compilation of Mario and Sonic sprites in a Dragonball Z setting. Animu from the nineties. It would not be an overstatement to say that, in the process of “animating” this overhyped ball of fail, Alvin-Earthworm has expended no creative effort whatsoever. One wonders, then, why does it seem to take Mr. Earthworm so many months to complete an episode? Is it some sort of twisted scheme to get his legions of idiotic fanboys to salivate all the more with anticipation? Could it be that he realizes that, by spacing out the episodes so far, he propagates the notion that what he does is “art” and takes actual effort? The latter possibility is at best unlikely and arguably beyond his cognitive abilities, seeing as SMBZ isn't original by any means. That does not change the fact that the way it was executed (poorly) is what made this series loved by its fans of today. Of course, there are still many fanboys out there who want to throw their hat into the SMBZ world and propagate the failure even more.
Super Mario Bros Z has its own fan site with its own horde of 13 year old boys. Its forum consists of sections such as Super Mario Bros. Z Comments "Post up all your comments that you wish to tell Alvin-Earthworm about his popular hit internet flash show Super Mario Bros. Z in here!" and topics such as The Most Stupidest Character To Ever Join Smbz and SMBZ Series 2.
Here's an excerpt of in depth discussion from the SMBZ fandom...
Sure, Shadow seems like an @$$hole, but here are some things you may have overlooked. 1) Even though Shadow barely ever agrees with anything Sonic plans, but he still goes along with it. 2) Shadow kicked Sonic in Ep.4 cause he was majorly *^^*ed before due to the fact they lost to the Koopa Bros., and Sonic says something smart that further *^^*es Shadow off and made him act before thinking and kicking Sonic in the face. (haha) 3)There really is no excuse for Shadow using Sonic as a projectile against Turbo Mecha Sonic (Ep.6), so I'll just skip it. 4)Shadow kicked Mario to save Mario from one of Turbo Mecha Sonic's flash bombs. You see? He's just misunderstood. -JPW to 1: Sure, cuz he is looking for a fight. to 2: Sonic just said what´s right and Shadow hit him, PFFT. to 3: Cuz he is an @$$hole, don´t skip "important" facts. [[emoticon|tongue.gif]] to 4: WRONG, every shot from Mecha Sonic hit the ground BEHIND Mario AND Shadow. Shadow just kicked him, cuz he was in his way. Rewatch this scene. My opinion: Stop making excuses for him, he acts lordly, arrogant and irresponsible, just like Vegeta. Point -Super-Yoshi I hope you're not forgetting that he kicked Mario out of the way while fighting the black and red Koopa bros in that one scene. (ep 4) -HellSlayer For once, Shadow has been wrongly accused. If you look closely, Shadow's back is facing Mario when they colide. So yeah, Shadow hits Mario, but not on purpose. As for using Sonic as a projectile (which I for one, found hilarious) is perhaps acceptable on the grounds that Shadow was much more of a match for Mecha. -Subach Like Superstar Saga and Partners In time, there should be a new game for either Wiiware or Ds and called... Mario & Luigi: Interdimensional Alliance You know it's based on the Chaos Emerald Saga, right? -zintendo
The progress of SMBZ
Alvin-Earthworm is a furfag. When he's not working on SMBZ, he's sits on his ass creating typical furfaggy pictures of foxes with breasts, or creating typical furfaggy pictures of already existing foxes with breasts, such as Renamon and Krystal. And the times when he DOESN'T draw something with fur... he draws men...
Besides SMBZ, he is also known for causing drama on the internet. One of the most notable drama is his infamous "I DON'T CARE" rant which was originally posted on DA and Newgrounds before he deleted everything off his two accounts, proving that his wall of text was nothing more than a distraction to stop trolls from trolling him, and thereby also proving that he is a butthurt faggot.
You can read the wall of text in question here:
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen! This furfag is one self-contradicting furfag who happens to be confused of his love for My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic. Being a brony deep inside, he denies the truth. He will prove himself wrong by posting journals to express his dislike towards bronies by calling them Jabronies. (Note that no one else will ever use the word Jabronies, but Alvin himself) Alvin nearly watched the entire season of MLP. He's even watching it now, considering the fact that he's so fed up with the Ponies on the Internet. Although being so bored of Pony Cancer everywhere, he actually watched the new episodes of Season 2 and he will watch episode 3 as well, and everyone will know he will watch it, he's just not going to tell anyone. "Wait! Alvin hates MLP FiM! Why is he watching it?" Imagine a furry-hater watching yiff on Furaffinity. He'd say he just goes there to examine the furries to figure out that why they are sick. Now that's when you say CUT THE BULLSHIT! Said Furry-Hater is a furfag who wants to jerk off to anthro and feral animals raping each other. Same logic goes for Alvin with the ponies. He loves watching MLP, he just needs an excuse to have a reason to watch it. He says he's like a movie critic who needs to watch everything in order to state an opinion. Where's the Problem? Alvin is no movie critic, he's a nobody! If you watch something and you don't like it, you won't watch it again. It's Common Sense!
Wait, there's more! Alvin now knows all the characters' names and personalities. Out of all ponies, he admitted Rainbow Dash is the only most appealing to him. Though Discord was also the best character in his opinion and it was a shame that the makers had to kill him off the screen so fucking fast. Despite of everything Alvin has said, that was his only smart sentence that was ever to be expected, the rest is more rage and baaaaw complaining about how much he hates MLP!
This Shit's going insane! Alvin-Eartworm, as the creator of the unoriginal series of Super Mario Bros Z, believes that him alone without any assistance makes much better cartoons than Lauren Faust and an entire team of animators working hard day to night to complete one episode on time before the deadline. Those poor bastards, Going through all that stress and hard work! Alvin being a lazy fatass with a lack of knowledge about the Entertainment industry and business, takes the courage to tell everyone that MLP is cheap and all made with motion tween, without ever seeing what's going on behind the scenes of MLP. To piss him off even more, here's a protip for him: At least in MLP: FiM the Ponies FUCKING MOVE, FUCKING TALK and have FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS instead of standing in one place with the same face in pixels and subtitles telling the characters' dialouge like in his SMBZ.
Tasting RainbowDash's Rainbow Vagina
Regardless if he was commissioned or not, he did put the most effort, and enjoyed drawing that picture a lot. Being a huge brony hater, he sure gave in to a brony and kissing his ass for some extra cash. It's like a homosexual claims he hates cocks, but plays in cocksucking, buttfucking gay porn just because he was paid to do so. What does this mean? It means if you had gay sex, then you're a faggot, if you draw yiff, then you're a furfag, if you draw Rainbow Dash in a sexually appealing way with big tits, then you're a pony lover, or more likely a pony fucker! Alvin's watchers on DA all agree that his Rainbow Dash artwork is yet the best picture ever made. Some say drawing anthro horses are very difficult, but for a Brony like Alvin will need no practice at all, he'll draw a perfect pony at first attempt, and he did!
—Alvin likes small dried out turd, be sure to send him a box load of it.
—Alvin says his totally Original series of Mario and Sonic in DragonBallZ style beats the not low budgeted Pony cartoon.
Let this text speak for itself:
In his journal, on 2008, Alvin-Earthworm was apparently abandoning his current dA account:
—Alvin-Earthworm, giving in to his fanbase., dead sauce link
—Some insignificant YouTuber, tellin' it like it is.
—Alvin-Earthworm in his final post before his hibernation, sauce here
So, unfortunately, he didn't take that bit of advice we gave him.
Episode 9 Announcement
Alvin eventually announced the death of
Dragonball Z SMBZ. Due to this, no one gives a fuck about him anymore.
FurAffinity account HAHAHA THE FAGGOT DELETED IT. IT'S BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER.NOOOOOPE! DA account HE'S BAAAAACK.DEACTIVATED AGAIN! TOP LEL! He has a Sheezy too!CLOSED.
- Newgrounds account
His e-girlfriends DADEACTIVATED JewTube lol GONE.He's back.
- An alt account on YouTube just to post his own gameplay footage.
- Another alt account to make YouTube Poops. That's right, the faggot even makes shitty YouTube Poops. He seemed to stop doing YTPs though (Sauce).
- His AGNPH account.
- He brand-spanking new DA. Has that fresh furfag smell
- [email protected] - The address he uses to spread his (fur)faggotry via email.
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