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Amanda Todd was a 15-year-old Canadian camwhore who became an hero after being overcome by an addiction to bleach - although some argue she used it to wash away the taste of all the cocks she sucked while in high school. As a young and whorish 12-year-old, she flashed her tits over webcam to a friend. Being the great guy he is, he posted her nudes all over the Internet, prompting Todd to do the right thing. Her suicide has since provided excuses for thousands of faggots on shitty sites like YouTube and Facebook to pretend to be against bullying. They respond to anyone who disagrees with them with ad hominem attacks and intimidation.
In a nutshell, Amanda Todd was a girl whose lust for attention was so unquenchable that she died for it. Even by the tender age of 15, she had been cam-whoring for about 3 years - willfully and illegally posting noodz of herself on the web for pedos and rapists alike to enjoy. Whatever traces of dignity she had left were tested last Thursday when a troll used one or more of these photos as profile pictures on some fake . Amanda went on to BAW about this by creating a very emo viral video.
During her shitty unoriginal video, Amanda also mentions how she fucked a guy, knowing full well that he already had a girlfriend. This story has touched thousands of fake whores worldwide, leading to a movement in Todd's honor.
About a month before becoming an hero, Todd posted an emo video on Jewtube about her struggles dealing with cyberbullying, or as some would call it, taking responsibility for one's actions. It has since become a viral hit, with hundreds of thousands of internet nobodies crawling out of the woodwork to support her cause, similar to Michael Jackson's popularity after death. In the video description, Amanda Todd writes a hopeful and defiant paragraph about how she will overcome the odds.
—Amanda Todd, being ironic.
Many thousands of supporters have voiced their concerns over Amanda's death, citing the Internet Hate Machine as the cause of this unnecessary loss of life. They like to spam related videos with comments reminding the world that Amanda was an angel; pure and benevolent, although in the wake of her death a simple googling of her name would yield the CP she created, and was oddly enough hosted on "family-friendly" sites like FunnyJunk and Memegenerator.
Now this is the story all about how My life got ruined, turned upside down And I'd like to take your penis up straight in my butt I'll tell you how I became the whore known as Amanda Todd In West Vancouver born and raised On the tinychat rooms I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all showing some tits to see old stallions drool When a couple of stallions, who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom held a speech And said "You're going up yo room now and drink some more bleach" I started doing drugs while slitting my wrist while ponies texted "be an hero, it's all that we insist" If anything I felt the razor gave me pleasure But I couldn't carry on, I couldn't stand the pressure I got fed up of one little hater And I yelled to the bullies "Yo, cunts smell you later!" I sighed to myself, I had nowhere to go so I pulled out a rope and became an hero
Shit is So Cash
Hey Faggots, My name is Amanda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are respectful human beings who don’t camwhore all day and fuck other people’s boyfriends. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dick or people to fap to you? I mean guess it’s fun not being a total teenage slut, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being in a longterm monogamous relationship and not being a crying attention whore. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot all over my tits or your tissue. I’m pretty much perfect. I was I fucked all my guys friends, and camwhored for everyone else. What drugs do you take, other than “none because you’d rather not be a retard”. My parents don’t love me, and I have this sweet bottle of bleach (I just drank one; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bleach
Internet Tough Guy
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm fucking dead kiddo. =====Alternative===== What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I had sex with most of my class in middle school, and I've been involved in numerous private shows on tinychat, and I have over 300 confirmed nudes. I'm trained in gorilla whorefare and I'm top stripper in the entire canadian internet. You're nothing to me but just another viewer. i will pull my tits the fuck out precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of news stations across Canada and my story is being told right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your news feed. I'm fucking dead, kid. I can drink bleach anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bleached hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed clothing removal, but I have access to the entire cabnent of cleaning materials and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have screenshot those fucking nudes. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now I'm paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour bleach all over me and I will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.
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- Mitchell Henderson
- Tyler Clementi
- 16 year old girl
- Attention Whore
- Child porn
- Asking for it
- aka Amanda Todd Reporting Team
- Anonymous doxes the wrong guy - Says "meh, close enough"
- CNN on the story. - Note the cleaned up language and skirting around of her whorishness.
- - Snitches get stiches
- Amanda Todd's theme song
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