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Svartholm at a press conference talking about the trial of The Pirate Bay.
Assange and anakata sucking each other's e-dicks.

Gottfrid "anakata" Svartholm Warg is a psychonaut, troll, a Julian Assange fanboy, one of the co-founders of The Pirate Bay and co-owner of the mighty hosting company PRQ that isn't afraid of anything. anakata is known for his love for drugs, especially speed. anakata has been chased and abused by the Jews for many years, making it difficult for him to provide a decent anonymity service to those who wish to fly under the ZOG radar. He's also Scandinavia's answer to weev.

Captured by the Jews

After rustling the land of the free home of the brave, especially Hollywood and the Jews, the US threatened Sweden with trade sanctions if they didn't deal with The Pirate Bay.

After being sentenced to pay $4.7M back to the Jews for "stealing" content, and a year in the luxurious Swedish prisons, anakata fled to Cambodia to avoid doing time. He deemed Cambodia to be the perfect place to fuck children, troll more people and do drugs in peace.

Captured by the Jews... again!

Unfortunately for our Swedish friend, his visit to Cambodia was short-lived. The Jews captured anakata and extradited him back to Sweden for hacking and fraud, the country where left wing feminists and Jews fight against the white man. anakata hacked Logica and the Swedish bank Nordea. To create more lulz, anakata also hacked Monique Wadsted's Nordea account and tried to transfer money from it. Monique Wadsted is one of Hollywood's Swedish lawyers, she represented the Scientology movement in their copyright case against Zenon Panoussis and later Warner Bros., MGM, Columbia Pictures, 20th Century Fox, Mars Media, Blizzard Entertainment, Sierra Entertainment and Activision Publishing in The Pirate Bay trial. anakata was sentenced to two years of prison time in the absolutely fabulous Swedish prisons where you get a salary, a TV and even your own laptop! The struggle is real.

Extradited to Denmark

The Jews decided they weren't done with anakata and extradited him to Denmark for more buttrape. The allegations concerned the hacking of millions of personal data from the Danish police's license records, and passwords of several thousand officials' e-mail accounts. anakata is currently rotting in the Danish prison waiting for his sentencing, with no communication to the outside allowed, and absolutely no books and no letters at all.

TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard

The Pirate Bay's Legal Correspondence


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