From the world leader in gastronomy, the proud nation of France, Andouillette (pr: "On-dwee-yet") is the taste sensation that is the best-kept secret in Europe, because the French keep it all to themselves.
So beloved is this morsel that an exclusive guild exists called 'The Friendly Club of Lovers of Authentic Andouillette', known in France as L'Association Amicale des Amateurs d'Andouillette Authentique and abbreviated to AAAAA.
A treat that transcends description, this meaty sausage is bursting with flavour. No-one ever forgets their first encounter with Andouillette. Order it as a surprise dish for a loved one, next time you dine out. She will never forget you.
Gallery of deliciousness
They're made of assholes and taste of shit. Literally.
Like most other French culinary delights (frog legs, snails, horses, giblets, the feathered corpses of drowned songbirds, etc), they date from a time when the average Frenchfag lived in a ditch and ate whatever came near him, so if you had a whole pig you made sure you didn't waste even a scrap.
As you might expect from something that has spent its entire working life pumping pigshit through a small hole, it stinks of shit. It really, really, stinks of shit.
And lo and behold, it tastes just as good as it smells.
You might have driven past a pigfarm on a warm day and found the aroma filling your car so effectively that you had to do up the windows and turn AC on.
Now imagine that smell has a shape, the texture of a bicycle inner-tube, and is on a fork heading for your mouth.
In popular culture
They are not referred to in civilised society, therefore there are no references to the shit-sausage in popular culture. There is only one notable quote, from a French politician, who said (in French) “Politics is like an andouillette – it should smell a little like shit, but not too much.” There, in one quote, you have absolutely everything you need to know about the French.
- La France
- NE VEUT PAS
- La fille avec l'entonnoir
- Deux filles, une tasse
- Ours Gommeux d'Haribo®, Sans Sucre - the same effect, but in reverse
It is delicious poo; you must eat it.
- "Product is only handmade in small batches the artisan and traditional way using the finest ingredients."
- "All of these natural sausages are free of preservatives, artificial ingredients and nitrites."
- "All Natural"
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