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, AKA Anastasia Kuzyk, is fat 40 year old hooker from Toronto, Ontario, Canadia. That, in itself, doesn't make her necessarily notable though. What makes her notable is that she thinks she's the Queen of Anonymous, and likes to lurk YouTube prowling for underage boys.
Long before Anastasia came to YouTube, she was fagging up IRL with whatever BAWWWWWfest she could come up with. Just as Ozzy Ozbourne is responsible for animal cruelty, and Marilyn Manson is responsible for teenage suicides, Anastasia says that Grand Theft Auto is responsible for dead hookers.
—Anastasia Kuzyk, butthurt hooker
Reports vary on her hooking career. Some of them say she started selling her ass at 15, others say 17. Either way, Anastasia sucked the right cock somewhere along the line, because she managed to land herself in the Prostitution Hall of Fame.
—Anastasia Kuzyk, the lonely hooker
HAY GUIZE! I GOT A VEE MASK!!
Sometime around the beginning of 2008, as Anastasia was walking the streets, and she spotted some protestfags doing their thing. After she was mistakenly told that the group was entirely composed of HOOKERS ON STEROIDS, she decided that she was going to join Anonymous too. She bought herself an EFG mask, started lurking WhyWeProtest, and attended a few rallies. Converts are the biggest zealots, and she was soon posting all over the place just as fast as her fat little fingers could type. She now calls herself a "DOMINATRIX BEATING THE CULT INTO SUBMISSION", because "cancerous newfag whore" has such a negative ring to it. If she could just STOP POSTING for a few minutes, she might be able to reflect on her current situation and realize that she has become a walking contradiction as a moralfagging prostitute.
Internet humanitarianism is serious business, and when she's not busy selling her ass, or saving the world from Tom Cruise, Anastasia likes to practice her internet Kung Fu by randomly picking fights with people on YouTube. One day she stopped by 's channel to spread some of her newfag arrogance.
—AnonymousNasty, butchering every contraction possible
—Anastasia Kuzyk, thinks there was a /b/ ten years ago
After about a week or two, MissMassMurderess had AnonymousNasty completely doxed. As it turns out Anastasia has been saying stupid things for years.
Despite her many claims of "not caring", it was pretty clear that Anastasia had just had her ass handed to her. Here are just a few examples of how hard she was "not caring":
—AnonymousNasty, "not caring"
—AnonymousNasty, losing the plot
—AnonymousNasty, "not caring" even harder
—AnonymousNasty, still "not caring"
They say that those that don't remember history are doomed to repeat it. Anastasia must have been sucking black person cock in the school parking lot that day, because she completely missed that lesson. Even after getting e-raped, she continued to run her mouth and claim victory as if getting doxed was all part of the master plan. Enter , AKA "David". Fist and Anastasia started messaging each other. The messaging soon turned flirtatious. Ordinarily this wouldn't be a big deal, except in this case Anastasia is 40, and "David" is 17. Anastasia and "David" began talking on the phone. Somewhere along the line "David" told Nasty that he would make a fap vid for her. She left several graphic messages for "David" on his voice mail in anticipation of said fap video, along with sending him n00dz. "David" and MissMassMurderess then broke the bad news to Anasatasia: "YHBT, and you're a fucking pedo lol".
Anastasia is currently still stumbling around YouTube in a stupor.
—AnonymousNasty, super sleuth
BALEETED! Her YT
- Her pro-hooker/anti-Vince channel
BALEETED! Her new valentine's day account BALEETED! Her troll account
- Another troll account
BALEETED! Another troll account. BALEETED! Another one (the bitch has no life)
- Her Picasa Account
Her Bikeclips AccountSite No Longer Exists Her Forumwarz AccountBALEETED!
- Her Website
- Her Whitepages Listing
- Email: email@example.com
- Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
- Email: Anastasiakuzyk@gmail.com
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