Anthropophobia

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Info non-talk.png Anthropophobia should not be confused with Anthropomorphobia, which is the understandable fear of furries.
You should try it. It's pretty awesome
Typical anthropophobe.
Tactic #56 in the series "How to explain anthropophobia without actually admitting that you are merely an insufferable cunt."
Taking the "tough guy" route.

Anthropophobia is a mental illness characterized by a general fear of people and of human contact. In spite of its prevalence OTI, anthrophobia is not one of the frequently self-diagnosed disorders, unlike Asperger's Syndrome, ADHD, fibromyalgia, etc.

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Types of Anthropophobes

Many furries suffer from anthropophobia; many would rather get off by seeing the word YIFF typed a few times in an AIM conversation than leave their homes in order to have actual sex.

There is also the generic basement-dweller, who will never lose his or her virginity and spends most of his/her time on the internet playing World of Warcraft or some other shitty MMORPG.

Diagnostic Assessment

Anthropophobia can be identified by some or all of the following symptoms:

  • Living in a subterranean domicile
  • Pervasive neckbeard, especially among females
  • Frequent viewing of animu
  • Consumption of pocky, voracious or limited
  • Ownership of Apple products
  • Virginity
  • Membership in the furry, otherkin, and/or brony "communities"
  • Paying to use a forum

Prognosis

Get a fucking life, loser.

Known Athropophobes

See Also


Anthropophobia is part of a series on Psychology
Antisocial personality disorder Hannibal Lector.jpg Mental illness & Disorders

AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAudiophiliaADDADHDAutismBipolarBorderline personality disorderCarmen Electra complexDeep thinkerDepressionDyslexiaEating disorderFauxlimiaFeminismFursonaGender dysphoriaHistrionic Personality DisorderHomophiliaHutchence's SyndromeInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanity'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliaPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyRetardsSchizophreniaSelf-diagnosisSocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDGodwin's LawHeisenberg Uncertainty PrincipleHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet Fuckwad TheoryInternet troll personality disorderLulz-BlindnessTrigger Warning

Experiments:

ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary

See also:

ConscienceDreamDSMEnlightenmentIntelligencePsychiatristyThe Law of Conformity
Series:
Abnormal PsychAutism CasesBiologyScience



Anthropophobia is part of a series on Diseases and Disorders
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Diseases: AIDSCancerDiabeetusDwarfismErectile dysfunctionFetal Alcohol SyndromeFibromyalgiaGenital HerpesGRIDSObesityParkinson's DiseaseSexually Transmitted DiseasesSwine Flu
Disorders: AgoraphobiaAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAsperger's SyndromeAttention deficit hyperactivity disorderBipolar disorderBody dysmorphic disorderBorderline personality disorderBug ChasersCarmen Electra complexChristianityChronic Troll SyndromeDepressionDyslexiaEating disordersEbola virusEpilepsyFauxlimiaGender dysphoriaHistrionic personality disorderHeterophiliaHomophiliaInconsistent personality disorderInsanityMental retardationMultiple personality disorderNarcissistic personality disorderObsessive-compulsive disorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderParaphiliasPost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPrader-Willi SyndromePsychopathySchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeVictim complex
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