Vegans and animal rights activists rank among the most retarded and whiniest people both IRL and OL - so you would think hating them would be both easy and extremely funny. However thanks to the magic of livejournal, there lurks a group which managed to fuck even that up.
Anti vegan is childfree for people who hate people who don't eat meat, replacing "moo" and "crotchdropping" with "vegan-nazi" and kept all the same banal rants. Somewhat ironically just like childfree a good deal of the people here are furries and otherkin who think that they are a wolf or some crazy faggot shit, which kind of shits on the idea that animals are just walking food factories.
What you'll see here
- Every couple of days someone will post an edgy and incredibly clever recipe involving meat, usually with step one being unwrap the meat and step two being burn it until you can eat it.
- Half a decade ago, two people who were missing major portions of brains decided to feed their toddler nothing but tofu. The baby of course fucking died and the people in anti_vegan haven't forgotten since, with most of them still occasionally ranting about how not feeding kids meat is child abuse even though there are like a million billion vegetarians.
- Pedantic McDonald's fat-beards who have graduated from Internet University of Doctorism ranting about how soy causes everything from depression to HIV to leprosy.
- Ha! Look at this dumb vegan! (Post link)
- Laughing at vegans for getting "vegan" tattooed on their wrists - then getting a tattoo saying "Carnivore".
—As scathing and as clever as "Go vegan or die!"
Animal Rights Terrorism
Because the people here are unable to sense the subtle differences between what you should give a shit about and what you shouldn't give a shit about, there are ridiculous comparisons of Animal Liberation Front, who freed some rats destined to become clothes, to people like Al Qaeda, who hanged a woman for showing her head. 70% of the "animal rights terrorism" that is frothed over has been directed at Huntindon Life Sciences, a merry little British laboratory that was fined and nearly shut down by the government after some employees were found repeatedly punching a dog in the face. PETA is suspected here of having something to do with paying them to do that, because obviously!
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