Anton

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Anton strikes a casual pose. Hey there.
Work it, Anton!

Our story begins with a young fellow named Anton deciding to reach out to his fellow man via that wondrous technology, the internets. Unfortunately, the place he chose to extend his friendship was 4chan, a place that does not take kindly to those who post pictures of themselves to gain attention -- or much of anyone, for that matter. Within moments, Anton had been branded a 'homosexual of the new variety' by 4chan's Anonymous. The situation worsened when Anton began to talk of his 'lover' from Sweden, a girl whom it turns out he had never met.


   
 
Just because she's in sweeden doesnt mean we can't have a connection. As far as i'm concerned, we're soul mates and you're not changing shit Mr Internet tough guy. Screw you.
 

 
 

—Anton, who knows his relationships

Ensuing Lulz

Anton was further flamed, and his claims declared to be 'fucking bullshit'. In retaliation, Anton declared that the gloves were off as he began using ALL CAPS.

   
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP! ALL OF YOU! I COME HERE BEING POLITE AND NICE AND YOU GUYS FUCKING BAG ME. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN! GET A FUCKING LIFE!
 

 
 

—Anton, not understanding that Anonymous feels nothing

Calming Down? On My /b/? Unlikely.

The situation appeared to have settled, and Anton to have regained some of his character. Dignity was lost again, however, when Anton attempted to extract an apology from Anonymous. The result: it was decided to Rule 34 Anton. The idea was well-received, and before long several pornographic images of the fellow were circulating the thread.

By the time Anton had become publicly famous for 'getting more ass than a toilet seat', he was challenged by Anon to post a pic of this 'Denise', the girlfriend he had been boasting of. In an extraordinarily bad move, Anton in fact posted two pics, and action was swiftly taken.

Rallying behind the cry of 'Rule 34 the bitch,' Anonymous released a stream of Anton-related pornography. These images, as well the claim that Anonymous 'came on the pic of your pig,' were sending Anton to the breaking point.

An Hero?

   
 
HOW FUCKIGN DARE YOU?!?!!

JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON A PHOTO OF YOU IM GONNA FREKKIN KILL MYSELF
 


 
 

—Anton, somewhat distressed

This is not Anton.

Once the topic of Anton becoming an hero was brought up, several posts were dedicated to 'Do It Faggot' pics. Anton's emotions began to run wild:


   
 
"maybe next time you reach out and try to make a freind the cruel world will bite back at you. do you really understand how a man can hurt inside?? rejection is a painful issue and im only 18. im very sensitive and could you please let me calm down so i dont try to kill myself??"
 

 
 

—Anton, who cannot make freinds with Anon.

LOL 34

Anton suffered more abuse, and was continually called a black person. Finally, somebody rule 34'd a picture of Anton and Denise experiencing anal sex.

Anton now is a proudly unique Australian meme, for use in Ausfag threads only. Handle with care.

MOAR QUOTES

   
 
i don't think denise thinks you're hot. enjoy your leaning.
 

 
 

—Anon, in typical Anon fashion


   
 
I think you have no friends, enjoy your thread.
 

 
 

—Anon


   
 
I don't think it's very funny calling me a fag buddy, I have a girlfriend unlike most of you loosers on 4chan. Her name is denise, she's hot, and she's coming to australia in a couple of weeks. Also, why are you calling me new? I don't get it? I'm 18...
 

 
 

—Anton, who doesn't get it


   
 
Hey Anon, this is Anton again. Are you going to apologise? or are we going to have to keep fighting. I know you guys may be cynical about my relationship with my girlfriend, but I assure you, we're going to be happy together. She doesnt have aids or anything ok?
 

 
 

—Anton


   
 
DON'T CALL MY DARLING A PIG! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL! BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER GET PRICK!
 

 
 

—Anton


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