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All Sand Niggers are assumed to be wired with explosives.
—John Daniel, former UNESCO Assistant Director General for Education
Arabs are the semiliterate, thieving and barbaric tribesmen who sometimes blow up when people insult Mohammed. They reside mainly between the sand dunes of the Arabian Peninsula, Middle East and North Africa, but also in Detroit taxi cabs, London, Guantanamo Bay, Canada, 7-11, and generally wherever there is a terrible stink.
Arabs may also be referred to as: camel jockeys, goat fuckers, sand eaters, terrorists, durka durkas, ragheads, towelheads, dune coons, sand niggers (the scientific term) and oil niggers. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since Arab itself is an offensive term.
Quite a lot of the Arabs live in America, where they do brainless jobs such as manning the 7-11s. In their spare time, most American Arabs (more than 90%) are terrorists and wage jihad. The other 10% are children below consensual age (less than eleven years old) and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. Recently there has been an influx to the southern half of Italy as well, where the Arabs attempt to pass themselves off as Wops due to their similar greasy brown skin, bent noses & crap accent.
Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, buildings, subways, Americans, Jews, et cetera, as well as other fun stuff such getting flash-fried in transformer boxes whilst evading the police (The Jew York Times confirms).
- Unibrowed shit-skinned genetically inferior creatures
- Horse faced
- Huge nose (similar to Jews)
- Having Arab genes will decrease the potential IQ of your children by 63%
- Constant butthurt over EVERYTHING
- Smelly, greasy, gross hair, disgusting accent while trying to speak human language
- Nothing profitable ever comes out of these useless apes, especially to western countries which suffer from Arab immigration
- They are usually terrorists
Arabs are ugly as hell in appearance, and they are extremely hairy. Even their women and children are hairy. Their hair and eyes are always black, but their skin is coloured like shit. They are extremely dumb, and when they are not terrorists, they are cleaners and taxi drivers and garbage men, although they have a reputation of stabbing their infidel clients in the back: literally. They are usually skinny and wiry, although their super-rich oil businessmen are so fat that they cannot even walk without help. Most Arab men also wrap their heads in towels, and Arab women wrap their entire bodies in towels, because Arab men are extremely perverted, and will get a massive boner if they see even an inch of skin, which will probably lead to major raep. Also, if you're not an Arab you can't pretend to oil money. So being an Arab in the Arabian peninsula might be profitable.
- Riding through the desert on camels
- Having a fivesome with their four wives
- Eating lizards
- Burning flags
- Raping children
- Having Sex with animals
- Incest and inbreeding
- Honour Killings
- Forced Marriages
- Mutilating male and female genitalia
- Breeding in Britain
- killing Kurds
Arabs used to worship a bunch of gods, even more than the Buddhists did, but then came along Christians, who introduced some of them to Jesus and later Muhammad, who introduced them to Islam, which became the major religion of the Arab world. Thus, the Arabs dedicated themselves to world conquest in order to build up their Islamic Empire, which gave them an official excuse to murder, rape, and destroy. Now, the Arabs are in pitched battle with the civilized world, hoping to conquer it. However, when oil was discovered, some of the Arabs began getting into the oil business, so now, all of the bullshit about Islam being a "religion of peace" and that "not all Arabs are terrorists" is only due to Arab oil money. Now, thanks in part to all this bullshit, people of all colours have become Muslim! WTF!?
Arabs in Combat
— Samuel L. Jackson, nigra superhero, right before killing a shitload of ragheads.
Killing the White Devil ain't easy. It's even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab. But blowing yourself up when near whites is fairly easy. Another tactic is to ambush and kill a bunch of white guys, then take the white's revenge happily, knowing you killed the infidels.
Arabs in America
Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy America with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting what was once a great country. The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers. They scowl at female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose, while giving the male customers the best service they can offer. The women like to travel in herds with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they're practically blind. Arab Americans also take great joy in killing people, in events such as the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Arabs in France
Moar info: Charlie Hebdo
Did you think that Arabs in America were bad? It's worse in France. The dole benefits there are so good that most of those cretins don't even need to bother themselves with a job. Instead they focus all their energy on the task of being Arabs. This means that they at best spend their days just being useless ever-whining meat-bags, and at worst they spend them stealing, vandalizing, raping and murdering, all in the name of Allah the Constrictor. But, to be fair, the French were totally asking for it.
Human Arab rights
In a recognition and ratification of the fact that Arabs are not proper human beings, the Arab League proclaimed a charter of Arab Rights. The Arab rights are distinct, contradictory and significantly more narrow than the human rights that apply to everybody else.
The declaration does however also guarantee a few rights that no Arab would want to live without. The full translated document is at http://www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/loas2005.html. As with all Arabspeak, it is full of double meanings, mystic insinuations and useless repetitions; Arabs can't speak straight unless someone shoves a telegraph pole up their collective arse. The following condensed highlights are an attempt to summarize the meaning of the document in proper English. Check this against the original and tell us if you agree with it on the discussion page!
- Faith, Allah, creation, religion, religion, religion
- We used to be kinda great about a thousand years ago
- Hating the Jews oops I mean Zionists
- Jews again
- Just kill some Jews already
Of course you can still beat your wife! The only requirement is that the beating should be positive, and it is in Shariah so of course it's positive.
You can disregard most of this charter if you really have to.
Death sentence for drawing Mohammed is still OK. But the accused does have the right to beg for mercy.
- Death sentence for children is also cool, as long as your local dictator makes it a law.
- Death sentence for a pregnant woman is not quite as cool. You have to let her have the baby first and wait for two years for her to nurse the baby. Then you can go ahead and
hangbehead her, oh you glorious and righteous man.
No torture, ever. Yes, this one seems to be a real deal.
Josef Mengele went a tad too far.
|1-6.||The right to freedom of conscience, speech and congregation shall not be violated.|
|7.||...unless the local dictator decides that these rights are be bad for the "national security", Allah, or public health.|
Arabs have the right to leave their shitholes and seek asylum in Europe or in the US.
The right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion may be lawfully restricted by your local dictator (didn't we cover that already in article 24?)
Everyone has the right to freedom of speech and opinion, unless the local dictator decides that it would be bad for the "national security", Allah, or public health. (Again, didn't we cover that already in articles 24 and 30?)
tl;dr, probably more of the same crap repeated over and over again.
Just like Jews, Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:
- Sergey Brin - One of the guys who invented Google.
- Philippe Kahn - The guy who invented the camera phone
- The guys who invented eBay
Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains (which are the size of walnuts), but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:
- Farfour Mouse - An Arab version of Mickey Mouse, who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to buy ice cream, encouraged kids to kill Jews; sadly, the Jews got to him first
- Osama Bin Laden - "Special friend" of George W. Bush who brought the United States' IRL banhammer down on Afghanistan by taking the fall after the Jews did WTC
- Ralph Nader - Fucked up the election for Al Gore and possibly John Kerry resulting in 8 years of Bush
- Salih - stabbed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a Russian immigrant; because taking out thieves -- the NON-Kosher kind (as well as murderers, rapists, drug dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism.
- Saddam Hussein - Needs no introduction, and not only because he's dead.
- Mohammed - Accused of being a pedophile, but actually increased the age of consensual sex in Arab countries from 7 years to 9.
- Yassir Arafat - Established a stable Palestinian state and insulated it from the effects of Zionism -- oh wait...
- Aladdin - Proof that Arabs can't get it right even in fiction; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy atheist aristocrat Jafar in favor of a government run by his inexperienced, impoverished Muslim ass.
- Steve Jobs - An Arab who is Christian and apparently not a terrorist. So it's possible that this article only applies to Moslem Arabs, while Chistian Arabs did somehow manage to retain a semblance of humanity.
- Izzi (Sileas) slut!
List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists
The following paragraph is a conspiracy by the Arabs to build up trust among the real Americans. The metaphorical cake is a lie.
You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not terrorists. Here is the complete list:
- Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist
- Dorothy Fields (1905–1974), Arab composer
- George Gershwin (1898–1937), Arab composer
- Ira Gershwin (1896–1983), Arab lyricist
- Oscar Hammerstein II (1895–1960), Arab lyricist, librettist
- E. Y. "Yip" Harburg (1898–1981), Arab lyricist
- Lorenz Hart (1895–1943), Arab lyricist
The real Al-Jazeerah. The logo in English version is on the other side of the screen, which is equivalent to having fingers crossed. (the clip is probably taken out of context, but who knows)
Useful Tips in the Arab Lands
Of course, the most useful tip that anybody could be given for visiting one of the third world Islamofascist shitholes that Arabs make their homes in would be: DON'T.
- According to Wikipedia, you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are blown up first.
- Get a gas mask or get used to the smell( if you don't die from the explosion, you will almost defiantly die from the smell) .
- You will think this list is funny, until you need it.
- Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, Dubai is the place to go!
Arabs and Homosexuality
Although homosexuality is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Gharib, they openly hung their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off(and knowing the US army, they probably did). They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces. Wahabbi islam even allow jihadists to have anal secks with each other.
Moar info: Arab Spring
Recently, Arabs revolted against their bosses all around the shitholes they live it. They succeded in kicking the main men in Egypt, Tunisia and Libya. The liberal media wants you to think that the ragheads revolted against tyrannic oppresion and corruption, and want to have democracies in their lands. Yes, even among arabs there are those few who understand concepts of western political thought and genuinly fight for change. Those are the types western media like to inteview.
The great majority Arabs wouldn't give a wooden nickel for their liberty. They fight because the price of bread has recently increased to at least 100 (or something around that – I live in a rich country so I don't actually notice how much I pay for the bread since it's a very miniscule fraction of my income). This means it is no longer possible to feed ten sandnigglets on one paycheck, even if four of them are old enough to steal. Most of the ragheads fight because they want cheaper bread and moar Allah.
In the end, you cannot liberate yourself from your own stupidity.
Islam! (see pic)
Revolution! Again! Some will fall, some will live, Dramatica will report on the lulz. Stay tuned!
The fuckers did not get it right. Gadhaffi failed to forge alliances with other crackpot regimes and voluntarily castrated his chemical weapons. This rendered him so impotent that the fucking French and Italians decided it was safe enough to intervene. The regime ended up being replaced by another gang of raging analphabetic murderers. The picture to the right is of Gadhaffi at his trial.
The fuckers got it right. The society was split along the ethno-tribal cracks, so when the regime kills somebody in Homs or in Dara'a, the rest of the country doesn't give a shit. Also ISIS is pwning every faction in Syria.
The fuckers got it right. Condemning repression of demonstrations abroad, while themselves whacking off anybody who might start demonstrating before they manage to organize.
The fuckers got it right. Blaming the Jews never fails.
The Arab Spring started there.
ISIS is currently pwning everyone, taking territory to pillage, rape, and create an Islamic Empire. Where do I sign up, goddamit?
Iranians, Kurds, and even the Jews are sometimes mistaken for Arabs because they look similar and nest close to the Arab homelands. Mistake any of these people for Arabs and lulz will ensue: they will act insulted, just as if you called them something else really bad. For example, if you say to an Iranian that he looks like an Italian, he will be, like, meh no I'm Iranian but I've been to Florence and it's very pretty. But if you insinuate that he looks like an Arab, he'll have to mentally sit on his hands so as not to slap you.
The liberal Jew might try to puncture the lulz by pretending to be magnanimous about it. He could tell you that, yes, Jews and Arabs are brothers in blood, and maybe top it off by saying something about how Arabs and Jews shouldn't be fighting. But all this talk is just a put-on attempt to appear politically correct. Do not let him full you – he will in fact be feeling deeply sick in his stomach while saying all that.
Correction: Iranian girls are actually pretty hot. The only way you could mistake an Iranian girl for an Arab is if she wears a burqua. Coincidentally, wearing burquas is made mandatory in Iran by their Arab-instated Islamist government. And yes, Iran used to be a great nation before it was overrun by the Arabs.
- 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:
- Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free sausage.
- The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.
- Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest – nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall. Although wealthy patrons can still hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.
- There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes – This is not it.
- In strict scientific discussions, Arabs should not to be confused with Iranians. "Iranian" is the name scientists have given to a recently discovered sub-race of Sandniggers, who are distinguished for being even uglier and hairier than the Arab.
- Arabs hate each other even more than they are hated by the West.
- In most cases the 72 Virgins that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be World of Warcraft users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.
- Arabs have small peckers, hence Dubai.
- Why is the camel hump so big? Because it is full of Arab cum. Stupid camelfucker towelhead sandniggers.
- Arabs did Robert Kennedy.
Arabs would very much love to run the World just like the Jews but don't have the brains for it. However, as the saying goes, one should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Eurabia could become real one day unless we employ some population control.
|Gallery||About missing Pics|
- Islamic State
Palestine(deleted by the Jews)
- A typical day in the life of an Arab
- The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal
- The Jawa Report- Unbiased reporting about the Sand People.
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