Asia LeeShawn "K-Tweezy" "Hott BOi" Ferguson was a brave Pickaninny who, like the heroic young student who single-handedly faced down a tank charge in Tianamen Square, boldly stood up to the threat of racist rollercoasters.
He came to prominence in June 2008 when he was decapitated by the notoriously racist Batman lollercoaster at Six Flags Uber Georgia while on a trip with his church group from South Carolina (we shit you not). Fortunately, no one riding the lollercoaster was injured. He is currently up for a Darwin Award.
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Asia's interests ranged from rapping about weapons to rapping about shooting people. He was also a committed Christian. He enjoyed KFC, watermelonz, never shutting the fuck up during movies, and having a head. He was related to the once great Leeroy Jenkins through his aunt Lateshia Jenkins. Leeroy is hoping to get some settlement money from dat dere racist park so he can return to greatness.
The Hat Blow
The hat in question was most likely an overpriced New Era New York Yankees fitted hat(Hologram stickers and price tag still attached of course), or perhaps a baseball cap worn backwards in the fashionable way that you young'uns do.
Forensic analysis suggests that the gust of wind was caused by internationally renowned racist, Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Within seconds, Asia ran off in pursuit of his hat. He jumped one fence, without dropping his bucket of chicken. Another larger fence appeared in front of our noble hero. Signs surrounded him, saying "restricted area for authorized personnel only", "Danger zone" and "Do not enter." These, however, were prolly written by racists and young Asia was certainly not going to let the man keep at least four fifths of him down!
Unperturbed, he scaled this larger fence. Upon reaching the top he thought to himself "A black man on top of da world eating chicken, and soon a black man in da white house, what a wonderful world." As Asia pondered this thought atop the fence, a roller coaster knocked his head off, resulting in totalulz.
Thanks to the dumbass, the ride was closed for the weekend to show respect to his parents and was to be reopened on Monday. Investigators kept the ride closed until Wednesday to gather more evidence. Some would say this is unlikely, as the only evidence involved was People's Exhibit A, One (1) Head.
Meanwhile people continued to pile into Six Flags regardless, and nothing of value was lost.
LOL WUT HAT?
The nigga wasn't after a hat! Link dead. Yes, while empirical evidence has shown that Asia was certainly dumb enough to chase a hat onto a rollercoaster, recent reports indicate that this is just a black person retelling of the facts. Seems he really was just trying to jump the queue. Time will tell, I guess.
The parents were not going to take legal action at first, but Jew have since changed their minds and decided to sue Six Flags. If they somehow win, it will the most epic fail from a lolsuit since that cunt sued McDonalds for spilled coffee burning her snatch.
Asia's death provoked a widespread mourning amongst the African American community, which has not been seen since the deaths of Martin Luther King, Bill Cosby or Aunt Jemima.
—How Asia will be remembered in life with the last comment evar on his myspace.
—Sharonda, on BET.com
—A Negro, on BET.com
—Richard C. Mongler
—sage, from BET.com
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1. Both of the fences jumped by Asia were six feet in height... but Niggas can Jump!
2. "Restricted area -- Authorized Personnel Only" and "Danger Zone -- Do Not Enter" are literally some of the signs that the entire area is marked with. Perhaps Asia's parents should have spent some of that child support benefit on Hooked On Phonics.
3. The decapitation occurred very close to the line for the Batman. Now, placing the line close to the ride is an accepted and popular means of social darwinism whereby the drunk, the high and the terminally stupid can be effortlessly culled. However, when we say close we mean anyone standing there could see the retard's head getting clipped off. Rumor says that blood and brains were spattered on guests, but pics or it didn't happen, amirite?
1. The 17-year-old teenager, who was killed at Six Flag Over Georgia on Saturday, has been identified as Asia Leeshawn Ferguson of Columbia, South Carolina. Asia Leeshawn Ferguson was decapitated by Batman the Ride roller coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia on Saturday, after the teen jumped over the security fence surrounding the ride, along with another boy, which was later identified as his cousin. At this time the reason why Asia Leeshawn Ferguson jumped the fence remain unknown. Two versions are being reported in the media, the first one is that young Ferguson went over the security fence to retrieve his hat and the second version claims the boy and his mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" I whisteled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME SMELL YA LATA!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
2. Asia Ferguson waited. The ride above him turned and sped out of the air. There was his hat in the ride. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. His warnings to Cernel Sanderes were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Asia was a nigger for seventeen years. When he was young he watched the rollercoasters and he said to dad "I want to be on the rollercoasters daddy." Dad said "No! You will be DECAPITATED BY ROLLERCOASTERS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Six Flags base of GA he knew there were his hat. "This is Sanders" the radio crackered. "You must get your hat!" So Asia gotted his fried chicken and blew up the fence. "HE GOING TO GET DECAPITATED" said the onlookers "I will decapitate him" said the rollercoaster and he fired the engine missiles. Asia climbed at him and tried to dodge him up. But then the rollercoaster fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must get my hat" he shouted. The radio said "No, Asia. You are the rollercoaster." And then Asia was headless.
3. Now this is a story all about how A rollercoaster flip-turned upside down I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how my head flew through the air.
In South Carolina born and raised at Six Flags is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out max and relaxin all cool riding some rollercoasters after school when a couple of guys where up to no good, threw my hat in the briarwood. I climbed one little fence and my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Climb Fence" and it had my hat in the mirror. If anything I would say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it go home to Bel-Air.
—Newsgay; July 14, 2008
What is it with children and hats? They just can't seem to keep it on their heads.
- The body identification. No surprise is was a stupid black person.
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- Evidence hints at Asia being raped by Daddy
- Proof he was fucking retarded.
- OH LAWD IS DAT SUM MYSPACE?
- BET coverage (Comments are now disabled.)
- Asia on MyDeathSpace.com