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  • Zizou - The god of AtWar (srsly). Zizou is some Italian fucktard who has his own church dedicated to him. It is estimated that he got at least 100% of his SP from latejoining and whatever he didn't get from that was from playing dead. Avoid at all costs.
  • Justy Panda An Australian convict and direct descendant of Josef Fritzl. A lifelong fur-fag Justy has dedicated his free time to the art of Animal Husbandry, taking after his father he plans to capture a large number of animals to have sexual relations with them, and their offspring. He currently has his sights set acquiring a 'Female Panda' and is willing to trade '3x Male Cassowarys 2x Wombats one female one male and the Bluray collection of My Little Pony RRP $229' -Justy
  • TopHats - Highest ranked player and awarded with the least amount of life on AtWar. Canadian. TopHats has tons of alts of which are in practically every coalition because of his own insecurity. He considers himself #1 in everything even though all he does is farm SP. If you have ever won against Tophats make sure to remind him how much of noob he is.
  • Mauzer Panteri - Fat, retarded, Serbian asshole who is ranked 4th best yet is actually a really shitty player. Confirmed basement dweller. Make sure to remind him of his 100% pure Turkish ancestry.
  • Death1812 - Some 13-year-old boy who claimed to be autistic. He repped farmed over 1000 reps just for some attention.
  • Columna Durruti - Chill, laid-back Brazilian. Führer of Inglourious Basterds and the best Moderator.
  • Gardevoir - A.K.A Atlos, Joyeuse, Durendal, Atticus, Dolan, #EricManstein, Shiny Gardevoir, Gardevoirr, Ketzer, and over 9000 other retarded names. Emotionally unstable, big alt spammer and name hopper, has *quit* the game more times than he has claimed to take the cock. Probably the largest faggot of all times, and is AtWar's official emo-faggot.The slayer of Vafika, inventor of cockblocking, and extreme autist cartographer. Also a Volgan riverboat captain.
  • Acquiesce - Oasis fag as well as dalmati scum. He's probably never banned anyone.
  • Fruit - Citizen of the Czech Republic, a run of the mill slavshit who squats over his stolen laptop waiting to troll a UN game.
  • Ironail - President of Ghana and closet homosexual.
  • VAG|NEER - AtWar's official token nigger.
  • Hawk - rape.
  • Pera - King of AW
  • Terminal - Forever alone who pretends to be Russian, known for his 2D fetish he faps to lolicon because he has never met a real girl. Founder of both atwars MBLA (See NAMBLA ) and a cult ironically named 'Loli Army', a clan consisting of worthless raging neck beards locked in an endless circle jerk of anime and game trolling, who also worship the great Zizou. Surprise, no one likes him except all the players that repped him already, if you see him make sure to annoy him about his pedophilia and profile pic. Ironically enough, his cult followers include a great portion of former Dalmati members and current Stalins Martians members, leading to the suspicion that Terminal is an alternate account for Zizou.
  • Adolph Hitler - About half the people on this shitty game name themselves some variation of this, although he did nothing wrong.
  • Lelouch Vi Britannia - There's way too many people on this game that name themselves some variation of this, and they all think they're military geniuses. Reality: just a bunch of maniac cosplayers that love to laugh in a crazy high-pitch voice.
  • Tunder3 - Known for spamming forums with hate dwelling from his childhood abuse. Is know for doing some stupid and random strategic moves that come out of his ass.
  • Emir Timur - an exotic mountain Jew with a fetish for Timur the Lame and creator of the shitty AtWar article. Now The Kentuckian
  • Talos - A 12 year old faggot who begged his mom for premium until one day he shoved crayons up his asshole until he got what he wanted. He is worshiped by cartographers, you can't tell them who to love.
  • Ezzatam - Autismus Maximus. He pretty much pisses off everyone on the forums who actually know how to draw maps because his MEGAmap series is shit yet he thinks it is the greatest idea since the wheel and mail order brides. He is thought to be a retard with Down syndrome, but in real life he contracted Dengue fever while role-playing a 15k Aisa game of atwar and also has Down syndrome.
  • Tik-Tok - Neo-Nazi douchebag that owns all of the WWII maps. Second official god of AtWar, as requested by Gardevoir, and by the will of Meester.(seen here:[1]). He believes the Holocaust took place because "it was God's will." (no, seriously)
  • Utah - A 7 year old frustrated youtuber and Mormon who can't even spell raptor right and founded the League of Evil, otherwise known as the Cartography Society. It has since been taken over by the Neo-Nazi douchebag above, Utah is reportedly still trapped in Tik's dungeon trying to pass his first communion test after he was kicked from the Mormom Brotherhood for being too autistic.
  • Unleashed - Bipolar Power Ranger cosplayer who believes he is the greatest player in the history of AtWar. Will go crazy at the slightest sign of disrespect. Got muted for a period of approximately 10 years while locked in his uncles attic with only a dial up connection, furiously masturbating over his neighbors with the kinetic force of dual CFM LEAP jet engine from the safety of his attic window.
  • Vril - A metro-sexual douchebag with a god complex, while he waits for his parents to prepare his meals he enjoys laying down the ban hammer without need or cause, good on you Vril.
  • Charlie Chaplin - Prepare your anus for a 3 hour long heated debate composed of: "Dogs fuck dudes, therefore being a faggot is natural,Nevertheless Pedophile Dogs have a mental disease".
  • Avatar - 12 year old bugger that lost all his family to a kebab bombing, he likes to expend his time fapping in the game lobby and telling people how white he actualy is.From Macedonia, a small and shitty country that Tito made up during the cold war to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians, So insignificant it fails to even be a playable country in the game.
  • AlexMeza - A 3rd worlder who managed to build his own computer out of stolen parts. He is infamous for being the only person in Paraguay with an actual internet connection, January the 16th is the national holiday celebrating this fact. Make sure to email him with your relatives bank details so he can continue playing.
  • Hdrakon - Hated by players and despised by the mods. You are probably an hdrakon alt
  • Cpt. Magic - Creator of the most autistic part of AtWar, likes to use the forums as a personal blog, make sure to ask him for free premium.
  • LilD - Official rapist of AtWar (is actually a Wigger and 12 year old boy). Flippin beds niqqa dont hate.
  • Meester - Vietnamese Moderator and devout worshipper of the almighty and glorious Zizou.
  • Khal.eesi - You never know who he is. You never know where he is. But when he speaks advice to a player... it always turns out to be true. Unlike the gods of this game, this player is...
  • CommandoEagle - Albanian shit, everyone hates him. He hates Turkey because Turks fucked his mom.
  • KlevisTr - Another Albanian shit. Former useless VS member. Using retarded emotions and clanhopper....
  • syrian-force - He is Syrian. He is trying to draw attention. He is jihadist and those with Down's syndrome
  • Nero - He always says " Hi I am Nero ". Nobody cares him.
  • Sexy Girl - Everyone using this alt and abusing pr. Just ignore him.
  • CoreyT - A loli. Everytime fighting with Death1812 and losing this fight.
  • Critical - 12 years old retarded girl.

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