Auto-fellatio

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It's better with a friend!
If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!

Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos, and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.

The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?

 
 
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.


 


 

—Bill Hicks, on why the human species still exists

This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.

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