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Automattic is the company behind WordPress and other travesties.

Free Reddit Check

Professionalism

Before criticism:

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After criticism:

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Then have the media broadcast accusations of "harassment" and "threats":

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Free Reddit Check isn't technically a Automattic product, but it was nevertheless created by an Automattic employee and was celebrated on Automattic's Akismet blog. We believe that the above presents the level of professionalism and integrity expected of Automattic employees.

Professional editing of their Wikipedia entries

Former Wikimedia Foundation executives Sue Gardner and Erik Moeller mingle with Gayle Karen Young, an Automattic executive

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