Axl Darkix

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Axl bein' hardcore n' shit

Axl Darkix is your typical 19-year old pedophile furfag. Shat out of Kawaii Kitsune's fat, blubbery ass when she was thirteen years old, she thought of the idea of Axl when she was fondling her 50-year old penis to some CP, and she knew Pedobear had no interest in 50-year old fag cock.

Axl is also a prophet of emo, and has successfully converted over 9,000 people.


Your Typically Emo MSN Gayness

Axl Darkix not only doesn't have a social life IRL, but he loses his "internet friends". He feels that he should not only be a pro failure in real life, but also make some friends and fuck them over just for fun and for his benefit so he can pedophialic rape his underaged girlfriend who pratically lives all the way at the other end of his fat ass crack. Then if that's not faggoty enough, he goes and cries in the corner and cut his wrist to My Chemical Romance and come back 5 minutes later with cheesey combacks of his typically epic fail. Here is a sample of the BAAAWWWWW you may find in a typical Axl Darkix MSN convo:


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     Adam Prower     says:

^^

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

hey..

     Adam Prower     says:

sup

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..nothing..im just the worlds biggest jerk...

     Adam Prower     says:

for cheating on KK?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...yeah....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

IC better jsut leave me alone..tired of her bugging me..

     Adam Prower     says:

she still messin with ya?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she did last night..

     Adam Prower     says:

ah

     Adam Prower     says:

nother account?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she got what she wanted i want her to leave me alone

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

yeah

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

Marylinmansion8

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

@hotmail.com

     Adam Prower     says:

dude shes not gonna stop botherin ya

     Adam Prower     says:

oh that one

     Adam Prower     says:

i know

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she better fuck off...

     Adam Prower     says:

she hardly uses msn though

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

other wise my freinds wont be enough..

     Adam Prower     says:

what do you mean?

     Adam Prower     says:

ur gonna hunt her down or something?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

no..

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

ics not worth my time..

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

kk might still keep me

     Adam Prower     says:

thats good

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

did you give IC kks msn?

     Adam Prower     says:

no

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..could you lie for me..and say you did..?

     Adam Prower     says:

y do u ask?

     Adam Prower     says:

huh?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

please dude..this is my one chance to keep kk..she thinks ic get it from me

     Adam Prower     says:

no cause then she'll get pissed at me

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

dude please....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

this is my last chance...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

ill do anything...

     Adam Prower     says:

shes not even on right now

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

ive already vowed to give up everything LL hates..

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

who?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

KK?

     Adam Prower     says:

KK

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she is

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she has an account for when shes home near her dad

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

but you cant have it cuz your over 18

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

so please..just say in the messenger you did...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

ill do anything

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

please..remember when i helped you with serienity

     Adam Prower     says:

yeah but ill lose kk as a friend

     Adam Prower     says:

and i dun wanna do that

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..................

     Adam Prower     says:

i would do it if she wasnt my friend

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..whatecver..

     Adam Prower     says:

u got some fucking nerve pal...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

dude kk wanted the truth back off

     Adam Prower     says:

well its not

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

you dont know anything now im busy

     Adam Prower     says:

sure you are

     Adam Prower     says:

well serenity told me that kk is mad at her for being the one that u were cheatin on her with

     Adam Prower     says:

and she said she didnt do it

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she was one of them

     Adam Prower     says:

and i fuckin believe her

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

you dont know that now leave me alone

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

please my relation ships on the line

     Adam Prower     says:

well then why the hell are you trying to get away from the convo?

     Adam Prower     says:

u fucked with my BFF and that PISSES ME OFF

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

look KK asked for the truth

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

you dont wanna believe me thats your call

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

WHY YOU!

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

SO YOU WANT KK TO LEAVE ME???

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

GOOD FREIND HUH?

     Adam Prower     says:

actually the way ur acting yeah

     Adam Prower     says:

and im about to block you anyway

     Adam Prower     says:

so i dont give a fuck

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..what happened to you...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

what happened to support freinds...

     Adam Prower     says:

well i u werent much of a boyfriend... or a friend cheating on kk and fucking my friends over

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

so....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

if i end up crying from heart break..thats ok to you?

     Adam Prower     says:

at this point id say it would serve decent punishment, and if you woulda kept ur mouth shut you wouldnt be in this mess

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

YOU PRICK!

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

THAT WAS MY LAST CHANCE

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

MY VERY LAST CHANCE

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

.........

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

......*shaking*...

     Adam Prower     says:

and if you would just shut up it woulda all been fine

  • Serenity has been added to the conversation.
         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...that was my last chance.....

     Adam Prower     says:

and u blew it

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...i hope you get a pain in your chest everytime you say youll be there to help a freind....

     Adam Prower     says:

not really Serenity says: and she blocks me....lovely

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

she logged off serenity.. Serenity says: oh

     Adam Prower     says:

yeah its ok

     Adam Prower     says:

let her breathe

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...i hope i have that chance...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

look im sorry..but she asked the truth...

     Adam Prower     says:

yeah well u were gonna get me to fucking lie Serenity says: well I promised to not rp with her I hope shes not gonna hate me and block me

     Adam Prower     says:

and putting bry in the spot light isnt fair

     Adam Prower     says:

u said there was more than one girl

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

so what i should lie and make me look bad..while you 2 live happy lives..?

     Adam Prower     says:

no

     Adam Prower     says:

you shoulda just kept ur mouth shut

     Adam Prower     says:

and not have said anything at all

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

do you know..how hard i cried last night...?

     Adam Prower     says:

u... u... u... ever stop and think how much KK was crying?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

WHY DO YOU THINK IM TRYING TO MEND THINGS UP??? Serenity says: soory guys lil bit of crying over here*blows nose*

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

I WANT HER HAPPY AND WITHOUT HER ALL I GOT IS A HOLE IN MY HEART

     Adam Prower     says:

meanwhile ur makin it worse

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

fine..want me to say it?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

IM SHIT

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

IM A FUCKING PRICK

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

YOU HAPPY?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

IM SCUM OF THE EARTH I SHOULD DIE GET A GUN

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

SHOOT ME

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

I DONT DESERVE KK OR FREINDS I SHOULD JUST DIE

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

RIGHT?

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..because i dont have any feelings....

     Adam Prower     says:

face it

     Adam Prower     says:

you cheated on a girl

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

DUHG

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

AND IM REGETRETTING IT

     Adam Prower     says:

and that always gets u in a big mess

     Adam Prower     says:

you shoulda thought of that before

     Adam Prower     says:

you hurt kk and u lost her trust

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

fuck you...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

all your diong is making me feel worse..

     Adam Prower     says:

its "the truth" Serenity says: soory I can't stay in here

     Adam Prower     says:

i understand

  • Serenity has left the conversation.
     Adam Prower     says:

Marilyn Manson says: Tell him I said "STFU Axl, nobody gives a shit about you and your emoness. You were the one who fuckin gave me KK's MSN a long time ago"

     Adam Prower     says:

there you go

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

i did...?

     Adam Prower     says:

IC does not lie

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

.....

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

adam...looki...

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

i..im sorry..

     Adam Prower     says:

i just dont like how ur trying to use and manipulate me and my friends

     Adam Prower     says:

and serenity values her friends a lot... cause she doesnt have that many... and she is hurt too

     Adam Prower     says:

she might lose kk and lisa

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

..if you wanna block me..ok

     Adam Prower     says:

no im not gonna block you....

     Adam Prower     says:

but you have to understand ur the one who caused it all

     Adam Prower     says:

and your the one who has to fix it

     Adam Prower     says:

none of us can do anythin

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

...*nods*

     Adam Prower     says:

Marilyn Manson says: Tell him that one very time when he told me to go cheer up KK for him while he restarted his computer, because they got in a fight because Axl made fun of her for liking the color pink

     Adam Prower     says:

from IC

         Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you           says:

im not taking messages from her right now

     Adam Prower     says:

ok



Look at the name- "Look at the stars. See how many stars shine for you, and only you" That just spells emo fag. If you think that's not pathetic and it's not epic fail, well then you are epic fail. =/

Faggot Poetry

BBBBAAAAWWWWW, no KK ='<

Axl Darkix is basically your typical emo fag that listens to My Chemical Romance and writes shitty poems with fucked up grammar on his DeviantArt account about how depressing life is. When asked why he made such crappy poems he responded with, "<.< im sorry?" Most of his poems are about him fantasizing about having gay furry sex with his fat, 15-year old girlfriend's fan character like this one (what's in bold is especially lulzy):

I used to be one..cold hearted and sad..i would put on a fake smile so i wouldnt worry others..but i could feel it taking its tool on my heart...the pain inside of my heart would grow daily and daily..causeing me to not be able to sleep until i cried myself to sleep...then i went to a place..where fans of Miles Tails Prower would go and have fun..it seemed nice..and i would make many freinds tthere...but what truly melted away the coldness in my heart...was this girl..her fur pink all around...representing the love and care she holds within her heart...she sweet as sugar..and as kind as an angel..shes also as pure as one..i was honored to just be her freind..then summer came..she was heart broken from a bad romance...and i conforted her...then..her secret came out.."i love you" she said..my heart almost stopped.."someone like her loves someone like me?" i asked myself.."..kk..i always loved you back as well..will you be..my love..and the fire that melts my hearts coldness?" i asked her and she nodded with much joy i broke down crying..finally..a love...something i never had..so today on valentines day..i am happy to say..sorry...im busy now..im spending valentines day with my girlfreind..i never thought that i would ever like this cursed holiday..just goes to show..that love is for everyone..even people like me...i conclude this loving poem..with these words...Happy Valentines day Christina..you made me so happy..^^*holds her close and kisses softly* *lights dim*

....I made absolutely no modifications to the poem. That's exactly what he wrote with all grammatical errors untouched. Of course, KK, the fat bitch she is violently masturbated to the poem since it had the word "pink" in it. Everyone else provided the typical DA comments such as, ".........thats soooo sweet *sniffle*," and "awww...true love...." They were basically the responses that obviously didn't give a shit about the poem, but felt the need to be amiable or some dumb shit because this is the fucking internet and if you give a negative opinion on the internet, you are a hateful, evil, bastard that shoots babies in the head with desert eagles.

World's Most Shitastic Fanfictions

Reason for emphasis on winrar GameBoy Advance emulator is unknown, possibly an attempt to take emo to illegal levels.

Probably the only thing worse than Axl Darkix's poetry is his retarded fanfiction. It basically consists of incoherent dialogue (his personal quote is "fuck logic," so this might explain why his fanfictions are so incoherent), grammar mistakes and the use of the word "fuck" in every last sentence because he's emo, and emos apparently think using the word "fuck" will make their stories awesome. Below is an example of his fanfiction. (Once again, everything that is in bold is extra lulzy):

the story begins ass holes XD

One Day in a town in Cali a gray fox with red and yellow eyes and hair over his eyes and pericngs was walkin about with a smug look on his face. It was a nice sunny day out axl wearing a dark green shirt and black baggy pants with chains as he sung to himself. "HEY YOU" a cop shouted as axl smirked and turned around. "yes officer is there a problem?" axl said with a smart ass tone knowing his in deep shit. " DID YOU TAKE A DUMP IN THE BATHROOM FLOOR?" he shouted. "oh..well..yup. and tell your wife that the blow job was nice" axl said laughing and walking off as the cop started calling units as axl smirked dashing down the allies. the cops chased him several miles as axl knocked over cans manovering corners as the cops chased after him. axl then fell in a hole that slid him into a living room where two other foxes were. one was a blue fox named crystal who was a good freind of axl as well as ablack fox with red streaks named Spooky

"you told the cop you fucked his wife again didnt you?" crystal said trying not to laugh. "dude ax you never grow up do ya?' spooky said as he was cookin something in the kitchen. "yup XD dude that fucker was pissed" axl said as he jumped on the couch laughing as he turned the mcr music on. "so..just sitting around yet again?"axl asked closin his eyes some looking board. "..well ax..nothin to really do you know?" crystal said sitting down spinning in the chair. "man..summers been out for 2 weeks and theres nothing to do.." spooky said laying in the lazy boy. "..well..fuck we got that fuckin 500,00 in the bank..lets go on a big ass road trip.." axl said laying down. "..hmm..well..got nothing better to do..where to?" crystal said looking at axl. "DUDE LETS GO TO NEVADA" spooky shouted jumping up and down. "uuh..why sppoks?" axl asked giveing him a look like what the fuck is your deal dude. "FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT" spooky shouted running around axl. "O_O dude..yeah lets do that" axl said smiling as he falls off the couch and lands on his head. crystal helps him up and laughs "well lets pack and tomarrow we take the autodrive rv" crystal said as she walked off to the kitchen to make some nachos. spooky went off to pack as axl layd back and sighed looking at a photo he looked serious for a while starring blankly at it as crystal walked over. "Ya know..you never tell me what that thing is or why you always star at it blankly axl.." crystal said with a sound of worry and conern. "..just a part of past that ill never get back no matter how hard i work towards it crystal" axl sadly said as he walked to he bed room and packing some of his clothes as crystal sighed " AH axl..still kick ass but damn man your still weirder than ever.." she said as she also went to pack.

serveral hours past as axl put his stuff by the door as did spooky and crystal as axl started making dinner axl had praticed some colonary arts in school so began making a nice roast chicken and mashed potatoes as crystal and spooky were playing some ddr in the living room. They all lived in a small nice cozy place that axl got from the money he got from his parents will. his parents met there end when axl was only 2 and died in a bombing incident..they found axl when he was little and grew up with him and always stuck with him like any good group of freinds would. Axl would always be quiet but you can bet he always had good times with them. Axl would always start shit with cops and teachers and some how got away with it every time. Axl didnt really like the idea that crystal wanted to be a teacher but he supported her non the less and vowed to be her aid one day even though axl loves to piss every teacher off. SPooky grew up idolizing mcrs Geral Way and always singed axl would help him by playing the instumental versions of there songs on the computer so he could sing to it. Spooky entered many amiture contests and won axl showed up to cheer him on everytime his heart warmed at the fact spooky went on to suceed. everytime axl looked at them he smiled at the fact he atleast had them to help him through. Latley Axl discovered his dark powers and vowed to always fight to keep these 2 safe even at the cost of his own life. Little does axl know..he may need these powers very soon. But for now..they can kick back and relax.

as axl cooked he let a loud fart rip "I HOPE YOU LIKE THE EXTRA FLAVOR" axl said with a smirk. Crystal rolled her eyes and threw a pillow at axl as he just laughed putting them on plates and got them over as they ate. "Ax..once again another kick ass meal" crystal said smiling. "come on..i only do stuff to make life easier.." axl said embaressed slightly " dude..ax..you need to give yourself more credit..you do more than ya need" spooky said looking at him " I mean..i say it crystal says it and even your girlfeind worries that you do to much..dont you even listen to kk?" spooky continued. "..yeah i know..but..thats what the good freind does right?" axl said putting his hood up. "Anyway get some sleep im wakin ya up at the ass crack of dawn" axl said smirking. "..ax..sleep also..i mean..you barly sleep dude.."crystal said. "..ok.." axl said and went to bed as he looke beyond tired. Spooky and Crystal looked at eachother and sighed as they finushed and went to bed as well. Axl slept soundly hugging his tails tightly dreaming about the fun they would have together


=next: chapter 2-on the road-

Axl:..the road..a trip with my pals...but..why do i feel as if danger is approaching...i feel..as if a dark shadow is apon us..but..it maybe just..parnioa..oh well..

CobraCommanduh was asked by another youtuber to narrate Axl's incomprehensible piece of shit, with a moderately lulzy minor commentary: This insignificant, backwater video created much drama among Axl Darkix's DA friends. (See the comments of the video. Lulz-o-meter is 8.5/10).

Youtube

Axl's fat ass is on YouTube, but he doesn't know about any other games other than MegaMan Battle Network. Every last one of his videos is of him recording himself playing a MegaMan series no one remembers or cares about anymore unless of course...you are under ten years old. He's also watched over 5000 videos, so he pretty much just lurks on youtube all day shitting in his chair while shoving twinkies in his fat ass face and masturbating to 13-15 year old kids wearing spandex. Here's one of the only videos he made that isn't one of MegaMan Battle Network: ...Axl's just gay.

Axl's Fan character

Totally not Tails with fucked up eyes

Axl's fan character is a fox version of himself dressed in punk attire with two fucked up eyes and some shitty earrings. Axl has a special bond with his fan character; apparently, it was his only friend while growing up. It's not hard to imagine that when you have a fat face like Axl's and run around wearing black fingernail polish all day, while writing shitty poetry. I suppose his poetry could come close to the quality of Edgar Allan Poe if Edgar was a retarded, illiterate nigger with a pipe shoved up his ass and going straight through his brain. Axl claims he has a reason for his fan character to be a complete rip-off recolor. It's a daft excuse though, because all he'll bring up to defend his contention is that stupid special/spiritual bond he has with it. (He probably just faps to his fan character. I'd say it's a reasonable assumption to make considering the other things he ostensibly sins his dick to...poor kids.) Like with every other Sonic fan character, it is regarded as brilliant among the fucktarded community, but everyone else knows for a fact that it is made of massive fail and diabeetus.

Second Life

Because Axl's mission to convert optimists had been such a success, he decided to get a Second Life account in order to further spread his beliefs.


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