From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Ayumihamilton, aka Lady Ayumi, Masterintegra, Ayuham, and other aliases that nobody knows (or wants to know) about, is an otaku drama whore that takes the internets too seriously. She is a huge fan of Hellsing, currently is obsessed with Sir Integral. She claimed that she was born in England, but she got kicked out because they were tired of her whining, which is one of their biggest pet peeves. Currently she lives in Washington, and still acts like a fatass bitch and has no friends in school. By getting rid of her accent she now talks like white trash. She has no azn friends because they know how annoying and bitchy she is and how she tries to be like them just to fit in. Instead she has wapanese friends. She is an angry lesbian that used to be straight, however most guys do not want her. Apparently, she is complaining that guys kept emailing her about how they want to have buttsecks with her, which in fact is true. She usually receives these love notes from trolls and pedophiles.
YouTube is where she started her rampage of OL drama. There, she posts her meaningless videos singing shitty anime songs from Hellsing. As a result of having a layer of Cheetos dust coating her throat, she sings like an infant being run over by a Peterbilt. She is easily offended by criticism and will employ a variety of intellectual remarks as a rebuttal. She'll likely cause a dispute (like an Internet tough guy), telling you to go back to school, and insist that she's the best. Her subscribers defend against her constructive critics saying, "OMG! They call you fat!? Youre NOT FAT TO MEEE!!11one!!1". Plz, don't get me started on that Hyde karaoke video.
Drama Proof. WARNING! May contain ALL CAPS.
Believe it or not, Ayumi used to go out with Tiffany aka Hellsingripvanwinkle who is also a Hellsing fangirl. She thought that the relationship would live happily ever after.. but no, they broke up because they argued a lot. Many believe that Ayumi is really Tiffany because of their pale skin, fat, bitchiness, and similar faces. Currently, this remains a mystery.
Ayumi Defended Tiffany's nazi tribute video.
Her MySpace Breakup Hate note:
Careful! She's asking for it.
Peace Out! Niggas.
She loves her cigar so much, that she ate it like it was pocky.
Even retarded kids like to get a taste of her.
Ayumi's Idols & Ass-Kissers
- Hellsing Cosplayers
- Linker83, The fabulous Steven.
- GingerAnne, A fabulous keyblade maker.
- Kevin Federline
- Britney Spears
- Ppl who masturbate to anime characters
- George "Dubya" Bush
- Justin Timberfake
- Moar Fatties
- Anyone who subscribed her shitty YouTube account
- Osama Bin Laden
- Jesse McCartney
- your mom
Her Youtube account where the OL drama beganBALEETED! Her 2nd Youtube AccountBALEETED!
- Her Social URL
- ayumihamilton Her archived LJ.
- Her OkCupid
Ayumihamilton is part of a series on YouTube.