- 1 E coli
- 2 Bacterium Toiletseat-icans
- 3 Bacterium Dosmestos-icum
- 4 Flying toilet germs
- 5 Giant Bacteria
- 6 The bacteria who killed the Martians
- 7 The cancer that is making /b/ cough a bit
- 8 Syphilis and MRSA
The Black Death
- 10 Computer bacteria
- 11 A short movie about bacteria
- 12 See Also
This bacterium is caught by ladies from toilets which have had the seat left up by gentlemen. It is probably fatal.
Flying toilet germs
In the Doctor Who episode Raiders Of The Lost Ark ... IN SPACE! the large green things the size of a Golden Retriever seen during the show were actually Macrobacter . The fact they they looked like stunt men wrapped in green carpet sliding along the linoleum in BBC Studio B, Shepherd's Bush  only added to the unworldly terror.
The bacteria who killed the Martians
The cancer that is making /b/ cough a bit
Man flu. Almost certainly.
Syphilis and MRSA
These are technically germs and should be ignored.
The Black Death According to Wikipedia, this gives you bubos, which is Greek for owls . Hence the expression "This bubonic plaque is a total hoot." (Joke copyright; Ingmar Bergmann .) Deleted due to factual inaccuracy.
A computer bacteria is a computer program that can reproduce by binary fission and infect a computer. The Satan Bug  was first detected on televisions, the forerunner of the Internet, in the early 1970s, whilst a program called "Emergency Moonbase Alpha" was the first computer bacteria to appear "in the wild", feeding on lions or something. Computer bacteria attach themselves to the Apple DOS 3.3 operating system and spread via floppy disk, so no iPad is safe .
A short movie about bacteria
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