Badger

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A badger that has been pwned by a car.

Badgers are large, omnivorous members of the weasel family known for their ornery dispositions and the distinctive white and black striped markings on their heads. They are also filthy TB-carrying bastards and if seen should be killed immediately for great justice. Ideally with a shovel.

Badgers could refer to:

Badgers are also related to, but not to be confused with, skunks, a considerably more popular animal with the furfag community, likely because it smells as bad as most furries.


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