Ban fucking everyone
Banning fucking everyone is one of the final acts of a moderator. It is done either right before they become an hero, or just because the mod is a dickhead. Occasionally, banning fucking everyone is used to clean house, but it is always used to further the crusade for the lulz.
Obtaining and Using the Banhammer
- Become a board member
- Suck cock
- Get promoted to Mod
- Lose your mind and/or take off your sanity mask and act like the psychopath you really are
- Wait for a trigger; make sure it's incomprehensible to others as to why it's your trigger
- Quit IRL
No one is safe when everyone is fucking banned. On youthink.com, a fat moderator named Ebonysoul went batshit crazy and banned every member, every mod, and the owner. Had she thrown herself from a cliff afterward, she would have reached mod heaven. The ultimate goal is to go down in a blaze of "WTF just happened?"
Who to Ban
What part of "fucking everyone" don't you get? Dumbass.
Reasons to Ban
- Off Topic
- Mod Sass
- Not Talking
- Hate Their Face
- General Lulz
i was banned for compleatly destroying teh desu thread lul
How to Ban Fucking Everyone
/mode #chan +b *!*@*
08:40 < kalleth> come on 08:40 < kalleth> troll me fuckers 08:40 < kalleth> troll me 08:40 <%januszeal> really 08:40 -%- mode/#ED [+b *!*@*] by januszeal 08:40 <@eppigy> kalleth: what is trolling? 08:40 <@eppigy> are you inviting me fishing? 08:40 <@eppigy> cause that sounds fun 08:40 <@Entropy> trolls live under bridges 08:40 <@Entropy> i herd 08:40 <%januszeal> eppigy : am i doin it rite?
-[ 12:01.05 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets -[ 12:01.06 ]- - - - - - -[ Quit ]- -[ integrase ([email protected]) has left: (Ping timeout) ]- -[ 12:01.15 ]- -( %januszeal ): lol Ribo -[ 12:01.17 ]- -( %januszeal ): QUIT IRL -[ 12:01.25 ]- -( @Ribo ): good bye cruel internets -[ 12:01.27 ]- -( kalleth ): DIE IRL -[ 12:01.33 ]- -( @Ribo ): you have brought nothing but shame to me -[ 12:01.34 ]- -( +wallace ): become an hero pls -[ 12:01.34 ]- -( @eppigy ): Ribo: calm down guy -[ 12:01.41 ]- - - - - - -[ Mode ]- -[ @Ribo sets: +b *!*@* ]- -[ 12:01.41 ]- -( %januszeal ): lolol
- Protect fucking everything- this way you can even piss off the few users you haven't banned
- W. T. Snacks
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