- 1 All about Bean
- 2 Artwork
- 3 The beginning
- 4 CupidStunt
- 5 B*Kewt
- 6 Personal Army
- 7 Bean's Message to "Haters"
- 8 INCEST LOL
- 9 The forums
- 10 Ms. Bean Pays a Visit to ED
- 11 Account Raid
- 12 New Account
- 13 The Dead Boyfriend
- 14 Bean and Kakashi
- 15 TAKE THAT, PANCREAS!
- 16 Canadian Gangsta
- 17 Fags and Family
- 18 The Contest and the Bunny Troll.
- 19 Bean's Friends DIE! OH NOES!
- 20 Gallery of Utter Shit
- 21 Links
All about Bean
—Bean, NOT CARING WHAT YOU THINK, on her HentaiFoundry profile
- Incidentally large breasts are heavy, and do put a strain on a girl's back, but one has to be seriously out of shape for actual pain to come of it.
Bean, who apparently lives in Canada, is also known as Beani: a mild-mannered young woman and aspiring artist who makes her home on various art websites. By mild-mannered, I mean an absolute batshit insane, pseudo-nymphomaniac who is prone to fits of swearing and lulz-fests, and by artist, I mean a talentless gothcake (who needs to lay off the fried butter) who makes herself feel better by tracing over other people's hard work. She has an unhealthy obsession with various shitty cartoon characters popular with other dumbass weeaboos.
Even moar lulzy is her massive e-ego, which is swollen to a size that rivals that of her fat ass. Watch what happens when you stop stroking it long enough to actually comment on her insanity and retina-burning quality of her work
The audacity of this girl is unbelievable, which is what generally happens when a slough of rabid followers convinces you that it's okay to steal others' art. I mean hey, it's the Internet, and that makes it AWWWRIGHTT. It's not like anybody will mind or anything!
What happens if a challenger appears? One of the following will occur:
- Bean calls big brother (a.k.a. two of her IRL friends whom she whored herself out to for protection) to flame the living hell out of her accusing enemy
- Bean calls upon sheep for back-up or sympathy
- Bean acts as though it doesn't affect her (but we all know it does because she cried on others' profiles and has threatened to leave)
- Instant comment deletion and block
In other words, typical butthurt teenager reactions. Can't face the audience and admit that you were wrong? Never fear, just hide the comment!
UPDATE 7/16/08: Bean's account of FanArtCentral was just unbanned. GENTLEMEN, it's become clear what we must do. We drove her off once -- WE MUST DO IT AGAIN! MAN YOUR HARPOONS IN THE NAME OF LULZ! UPDATE 7/17/08: ANONYMOUS CLAIMS VICTORY. Bean is once more banhammered from FAC.
People on the Internet are genuine assholes, but they're usually assholes for a reason. Bean has a quality about her that just inspires assholes from around the globe, and that reason is her stunning artwork involving her two goth Mary-Sues, Blair and Midori.
Blair likes Yami Malik from the hit children's animu Yu-Gi-Oh - a lot - and he wuvs her too. So much, in fact, that he magically became a tangible human being, married her, knocked her up (resulting in two teen pregnancies), attends the correctional ward of Domino High School with her, and lives happily with her and his two somehow magically teenage children. But that's not all! Their relationship goes far back into Ancient Egypt, where Yami Malik and Queen Blair ruled the.. er, other half of Egypt that the pharaoh didn't. Or something. According to a recent statement on a fellow art thief's picture, Blair is also now, apparently, a lesbian.
It's fairly obvious that Blair is simply a recolor of Talho from Eureka Seven, even though Bean fervently denies this. But we all know the truth.
But wait, there's moar! In a fit of ego, she's decided to subject the poor innocent users of youtube to her self-absorbed faggotry!
Beani is her "hentai" character, featured only on hentaifoundry before she was banned for underage. Beani is one of Bean's oldest creations, and is an online caricature of herself, in all of her cock-sucking, vag-lapping glory, who engages in all the sordid sexual activities that Bean's cavernous, centipede-filled, sixteen-year-old girl vagina craves for.
Beani as a furry. Someone call an ambulance, her vagina is falling off!
Midori is Bean's exceptionally creative Tsunade recolor Naruto Mary-Sue. Bean abandoned Blair after Anonymous caught on that she was a thieving whore. Midori's the brand-spanking-new result of Bean's attempt to start a clean slate by tracing more images. She also happens to be Kakashi's sex bitch, having had some kind of special child with him. HOW DARE YOU FLAMERS ATTACK BEAN! SHE DELETED ALL HER TRACED IMAGES! A RECOLOR IS FINE TOO!
There's too many things wrong with this drawing to even list them. Fucking hell. Someone should've done a falcon punch on the bitch.
New to the pack of awesome super-girls in Bean's mary sue parade is Robin, a Storm Hawks character. BUT WAIT YOU GUYS. THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT! Sure, she may be the object of Stork's (some seasick fag who's emo or something) crazy, bordering-on-stalker affections, but she doesn't like him back! Nope! Not one bit! Thus, they are not madly in luv, and is not a sue! She is very legitimately mean and cruel to him, and disapproves of his grotesquely out-of-character attempts at wooing her in usually non-sexual ways 100%.
Oh, well. Anyway, Robin is some sort of species that has three toes and some disfigured antelope face called merbs. And, apparently, her and Stock Exchange will be in love someday. That is, if her new obsession with Akira doesn't totally make her forget she ever shat this new skank out of her tiny brain. Being that she's just a baby to Bean's gallery, there aren't too many pictures of Bluebird yet. But fear not, she'll be spreading her sue feces all over devianTard soon enough!
Stork is so ronery at the prom since he's been spurned by our beautiful lone wolf ;-;
The beginningIn the time before time, Bean pranced around FAC like a goddess, eating up all the delightful fanart that her adoring fans drew of her super speshul character. However, things turned south when one day, a few users of Fanart Central pointed out on the forums that she had been stealing art. Cue shitstorm.
—sakurelf, FAC Member
—Bean, Because according to her, if you don't think her characters are awesomely hot, you're just "jelouse".
After that, another by the name of Theaphelia went after her, along with others, but she was one of the few who hunted for the originals and slapped that loose clam in the face, thus resulting in image deletions. She continued to sass Bean but was blocked and deleted 90% of her comments as well. It was only a matter of time before she would break.
CupidStunt (Moar like StupidCunt, Amirite?) is Bean's older brother. Their love can sometimes be confused for incest, but what the hell? It's '07, it's okay for siblings to engage in sexual activities, right? CupidStunt, formerly known as xXSingSorrowXx before he was banned for constant harassment and flaming, will go ballistic if you say anything insulting to his sister. He will cuss you out and threaten to beat your face in, like a typical Internet Tough Guy, but in the end he will fail to see that no matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to beat your face in through the computer monitor.
UPDATE: Cupidstunt left FAC because he claimed that FAC was not good for his health and blood pressure. Success. One down, another few to go.
MOAR: Cupidstunt is NOT Blair's bother, but her pimp.
B*KewT is not a Disney girl-band aimed at prepubescent audiences, as much as it may sound like it. It is, in actuality, the special, super-clever acronym for Bean and all her Sue-friends. Blair*Kairi Etsuko Wu Tiffany. See? Misspellings with trendy asterisks can be fun and convenient! Blair, the B in B*KewT, is a member of a small and exclusive group of fangirls that take the greatest delight in sitting around in a little circle jerk and wanking on each other's massive Internet (and possibly real life) penises. The girls are very proud of their acronym, to the point of having a fan club for it. It should be noted that outsiders are not allowed to join their group, but adoration and fanart of the girls involved is actively encouraged.
Last Thursday, a troll dangled the baited line in front of the slack maws of thousands of gullible retards. The troll was patient, but eventually got a bite and almost succeeded in making /b/ into their very own personal army. The troll was later revealed to be a FAC faggot by the name of Touzoku-Joou, who was already known to waste hours of their life trolling Bean's userpage as it was, and the thread eventually died a quiet, peaceful death. Nonetheless, it was fairly lulzy while it lasted.
Bean's Message to "Haters"
—Bean, Calling "haters" out on THEIR Misuse And Misspelling of words. Oh, and Bitching At Them for Telling the Truth.
Summary: tl;dr- BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Our precious Blair is quite obviously fucking her brother. She even wrote a story based on true events about her brother pulling down her pants and spanking her skanky, bratty ass with his belt before sticking it in and raping her. She discovered she liked being fucked by her hillbilly family, which explains why she's the huge slut she is today.
—Bean, Recounting the first time she realized she an incestuous whore.
The story can be found here:
http://www.fanart-central.net/story-43506.html lol banned
Although now it turns out that there is no David. For reasons best known to herself Bean made him up:
—Bean, Milking her own teat for lulz
However, many suspect that there actually are older brothers in her family since Bean's explanation of having classmates pose as her siblings makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
It's theorized she's trying to hide David's existence so that the police won't end their incestuous buttfucking affair and take away their deformed hellspawn.
At Fanartcentral, the forums are serious fucking business. It's where the more intelligent (Note: use of the word "intelligent" is subjective) members of FAC gather to fellate each other on a daily basis in the Random subforum whilst bitching about how much they hate the mainsite because they have noting better to do with their lives. Though one day, shit turned serious when Silverkitsune posted a thread relating to Bean. http://forums.fanart-central.net/viewtopic.php?t=35848 Bitching takes place and cupidstunt pays a visit to this 'frame parade'.
—Cupidstunt, Bean's bitch brother/friend/sister/mother(?)
—bishielover75, In response to StupidCunt.
After the slaughter and b&ing of her account, Bean tried to pretend she didn't care about her massive fail:
—Bean, lying terribly
She subsequently ran to her army of dicksuckers to bitch and moan about how stupid FAC was for banning her ass.
Not surprisingly, Bean has a new FAC account, but it seems to exist only as troll fodder.
See also Possibly Bean, Same friends and registered just today to flame Beans bashers and to let them know that the ED article "sucked balls".
Ms. Bean Pays a Visit to ED
War was beginning...
—Cindymak72 a.k.a Ms. Blair, wondering how she got the internet on the frycooker at McDonalds
—Mafiosa, summing the entire lulzfest up
Within minutes another joined the fray, causing Ms. Bean to shit bricks and threaten e-legal action to anyone hurting her precious baby. When not defending her "gifted" child's right to spew her stolen shit across the internet like Tubgirl's face, she engaged in rampant hypocrisy...
—Ms. Blair, SHE NOES DECENT HUMANS!!!11
...Showed her expertise as a high school counselor...
—Ms. Blair, apparently oblivious to the fact that her daughter gets spanked by her big brother
—Bean-I mean, Ms. Blair, encouraging us to wear little hats
And when confronted with information that would have made even a mediocre parent's head explode with the realization that her daughter is a cumslut, she responded in an oddly calm fashion.
—Brise, stating the obvious
—Ms. Bean, stating the obvious
Some say that Ms. Bean was Bean herself, as they both make the same idiotic mistakes in typing and are incapable of coherent thought. Ms. Bean also shows a remarkable know-how of internet slang for someone who can't even use her keyboard correctly. But it can't be Bean, because Bean DOESN'T care about ED and DOESN'T have to defend her e-glory! Or does she? The world may never know.
Predictably, as soon as this article hit the front page, a legion of /b/-tards swept across the Internets to wreck havoc on Bean's DA page. Consequently, the results were lul-fucking-zy and would leave a hell of a mess for Bean to clean up next time she oozed her way to her computer.
One of her mindless zombie fans wrote a depressing, suicidal, epic poem for their precious blair/bean, once they found out she was gone, they broke down; http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-74826.html
—Yamikizz, FAC Faggot
Bean has a new account on DeviantArt. She had said she was leaving to get a job, but apparently she realized that no one wanted to buy traced art and she was too much of a fucking whale to get a job as a hooker. Thus, she is back!
You now have your mission. ROUND TWO IS UPON US! RAID!
A campaign was started by two courageous EDiots to tell everyone on devianTART about Bean's--I mean, Hi-Lary's epic failure and art theft. They now face the temporary banhammer, and their return is awaited. Whether they will continue spreading the truth is unknown; they are, however, an example for people to follow. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES. TROLL! FLAME! GET THAT WHALE OUT OF OUR TUBES!!
The Dead Boyfriend
Around a year ago Blair claimed she had a boyfriend who killed himself by overdosing or something to that extent. A few months after this, somebody started spamming her old FAC profile saying that it was her fault he killed himself. She threatened to quit but didn't because her sheep begged her not to.
But is there a dead boyfriend???????
After the spamming, Blair put a picture on her profile of her "dead boyfriend." But after some snooping on MySpace, I have found the same picture on a Myspace account. Is the person with this picture sometimes online?
The answer? Yes.
Bean and Kakashi
How Bean wishes Kakashi would react to her.
Kakashi's actual reaction.
TAKE THAT, PANCREAS!
Because she's such a SMART, RESPONSIBLE young lady with such caring, watchful relatives; Bean decided to go to a party and get herself drunk on her 'fave drink of all; Smirnoff'. The results? Torn esophagus and an inflamed pancreas ... as well as many LULZ!!! Of course, one can only wonder why God didn't just KILL her. She's not productive ... unless you count producing sad, sad Naruto fan characters who become pregnant as being productive. Well, it is reproductive...
...Anyway, here's an account of the incident in Bean's own words.
—Bean .. Blair .. uhm .. Hi-Lary ... Fucktard.
What this dumb cunt fails to tell her enraptured audience however, is that pancreatitis can't be gotten from a single binge session with a 40oz. bottle of
vodka smirnoff Ice... you have to work at it daily, consuming mass quantities of alcohol, so her deliberate stupidity of "fo some unknown reason" is complete and utter bullshit.
Her omission of coming to grips that she is, in fact, a raving fucking alcoholic makes her downplay the fact that pancreatitis doesn't just "go away". It requires hospitalization for, at the very least, the incredible fucking pain it brings. Tylenol will not even put a dent in such pain, and "triple scrip" drugs are required, such as morphine, demerol or dilaudid, as well as massive infusions of I.V. saline, since alcohol dehydrates the body to such a great extent.
If this dipshit is drinking to the point where she claims to have had pancreatitis "many, many times", she is well on her way to the O.R. to have at least her distal pancreas and spleen removed, thus relegating her to the ranks of a fucking diabetic.
Of course, since this event, BeanHiLaryBlairMidoriSparklySuepants has gone on to boast again and again about her alcohol-fused excursions, as seen in her latest DA journal. We can only hope that she does, one day, rupture something important and die -- ridding the world of another shitty artist.
On October 1, 2008; Bean broke out of her rainbows and candy phase and into a new one ... she's now a hardcore gangster: Canadian style. Yes. You read correctly. She contends that she's the leader of a Russian gang in her town fighting bravely for turf! And she'll have pics soon so it happened! LET'S DO IT FO' JOHNNY, MAN!
Her gang is the SHITZ.
Notice that she proudly casts her brother Zack and Cousin Kaley in her gang. In the section above detailing her family, she gives their respective ages as 14 and 9. A gang of 9 year olds is a deadly force to be reckoned with.
After having her faggotry pointed out to her, Hilary removed all references to her gang from her journal, pasted a vague, angsty note, and stopped mentioning it.
Fags and Family
After the gang debacle, a butthurt Hilary had a brilliant idea. Since her IRL gang was revealed as being ran a joke -- she'd start an internet one! While it's in its early stages, over the last few days she's had her "Russian exchange student friend" Gene sign up for a DA account, as well as her brother, Zack. Oddly enough, despite claiming they're not internet savvy, they all type like Hilary. Odd, right? And it's not as if Lary has made up online personas before -- LOLDAVID.
Hilary has also urged us to welcome her new friends or she'll "keel us d3d."
Gentlemen, we have a challenge!
They sure do type alike ... and like Hilary. HRMMMMMM.
- http://tootzy.deviantart.com/ - Zack's account.
- http://genechubinsky.deviantart.com/ - Gene's account.
Bean has also been kind enough of make us a collage and a table of her friends and family. If you're Canadian and see them around, feel free to greet them.
1. Riley ( was my first friend in highschool)
2. Lesha ( met her through Riley, I love her.)
3. Mason ( funny as hell and weird, more of my brothers friend.)
4. Candace and Chase ( Shes the best mother/friend EVER!)
5. Tyler ( Met him in Cadets 4 years ago, we had a thing going a few times. ^^;)
6. Jenna ( Riley's GF but moved to Brandon. :C I think they are still together.)
7. Gene (not russian Gene, This is THE Gene. <3)
8. Lauren (Met her LONG ago, shes another amazing friend.)
9. Mike (hes my cousin. not in highschool :P)
10. Paula and Me (she's Mikes sister so my cousin too! I hate me. )
11. Karli and Zack ( Karli is another cousin and Zack is my brother.)
12. Jordan ( basically my seconed brother. :P)
13. Victor and Dillon (Victor is a Russian dude and Dillion is another cousin ^^;)
14. Kim (has been my friend since 4th grade, sadly were not so close anymore. :()
15. Kyle (My little hugging buddy! :D)
16. Amanda ( knew her for awhile, shes a great person.)
17. Mikenzie (shes the one with her tongue out, I met her just resently and shes a sweetheart. I dont know the other girl.)
The Contest and the Bunny Troll.
Because our beloved lolcow made the BEST OC EVAAAAR in the form of her dear SID, she decided to hold a contest. Whoever drew the design she liked best would have their character made his girlfriend (which is retarded, because she keeps drawing the faggot making out with another guy. BUT IT'S NOT GAY THEY'RE JUST RAGIN AGAIST THE MASHEEN!!!11) with second, third, and fourth place being given roles in her shitty storyline as friends or sisters or whatever. One of our brave EDiots saw this as an opportunity for lulz and to test just how intelligent Hilary actually was. Thus, said EDiot assumed the identity of 'Bunny Birkenau' and entered a well-drawn entry that was set apart from the other MS-paint atrocities.
The tale accompanying Bunny's entry was one about a cutter, emofag who had HIV, had lost all of her friends in a car wreck, and needed to be saved by SID. You know, the kind of shit an emokid like Hilary would love. Yet, when the contest came to an end, Bunny placed fourth. Even one of Hilary's friends pointed out that this was unjust due to the quality of art. It came out that the reason for this was that HILARY HATES PEOPLE WITH HIV!!1!1!!! As soon as she was called on this, a bawwing fit began (INCLUDING COMMENT HIDING ACTION TO HIDE FAGGOTRY!), which the Troll!Bunny only made worse by claiming to actually have HIV.
Only when Hilary was on the verge of a mental breakdown and started sending weepy songs via YouTube did Bunz reveal the EDiot inside.
Obviously, it's now our duty to troll the fuck out of her now that she's down.
Bean's Friends DIE! OH NOES!
Yes! Our poor thing has suffered yet another setback that will make her little army of weeaboo friends give her lots of virtual cuddles and asspats -- SHE WITNESSED A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT WITH THE BLOOD OF HER FRIENDS POURING OUT THE DRIVER'S SIDE DOOR AND AN ARM LAYING ON THE ROAD!
Yeahhhhhh. No one's buying this bullshit. Just like the David saga. And the dead boyfriend. And the sockpuppet accounts. And all her other lies, this too is an obvious lie to garner attention. More despicable than the others, yes ... but far more obvious.
Shortly after the first journal was up, it was taken down after her story was questioned. A second journal then went up with links to Facebook memorial pages included -- but without any condolences from Hillary herself on them ... which is odd considering she was so deeply affected by the accident that she made a weepy journal and needs therapy and asspats.
- http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=46690277756#/group.php?gid=46690277756 - Memorial for Ryan.
- http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=67936383272#/group.php?gid=67936383272 - Memorial for Skylar.
When this was pointed out, the second journal was deleted.
A third journal was put up simply title 'Bleh'. When her friends questioned what this was about, Hilary said she was tired from exams. Of course, she was called on this bullshit and questioned more about the tragic event she had been bawwwing about hours before -- only to have her admit that she had made up her involvement in the story. Once more proving the girl's lying, histrionic tendencies.
Gallery of Utter Shit
Great, another fucking awful Storm Hawks Mary Sue, just what we need.
- http://kharizmo.deviantart.com/ New DA account. Troll often.
http://hi-lary.deviantart.com - Her old DA account.BELEETED!!!1!
- http://vampire-bullet.deviantart.com/ - "Boyfriend's" account. Definitely another Bean sockpuppet. Imaginary boyfriends YEY.
- http://crazyemokid.deviantart.com/ - Fake Child's DA account. Another sockpuppet ... and just plain pathetic.
- http://tootzy.deviantart.com/ - Her brother, Zack's, DA account. Possibly Bean.
- http://genechubinsky.deviantart.com/ - Her friend, Gene's, DA account. Possibly Bean.
- http://honibuni.deviantart.com/ - Bean's secondary account for every CUTE AND ADORABLE AND KAWAIIII! ... I smell a raid target.
- http://shadenoir.deviantart.com/ - Bean's OTHER account. This time for her 'dark' stuff. ISN'T SHE JUST SO HARDKORE?
*http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Bean.php The recently unbanned FAC account where it all began. UPDATE: Banned again! Anonymous wins!
* http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Lary.php - She doesn't need FAC ... but she made another account -- and was promptly banned. Lulz.
- http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-YuckFou.php Possibly Bean but unknown.
- http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-toxicloveaffair.php - Bean's new account, named after her 'band', lol. Also, ripping off Newgrounds' old slogan.
- Etsukoajibana - Bean's partner in crime
- Yumi-Misaki - Etsukoa and Bean's new weaboo fantard.
- B*KewT - Bean's group of Weaboo friends. Shitty article.
- User:XxAloeVeraxX - Beans old ED account. Who gave this bitch an account?
- http://www.myspace.com/r_a_w_r_imadino - Bean's 29-year-old boyfriend. Pedobear? Scandalous! Not only that, hes also a juggafail.
- http://s135.photobucket.com/albums/q134/hilary_kool/?action=guestlogin - Her Photobucket, but it's private. Hackplz?
- http://hilarygawth.ytmnd.com/ - YTMND tribute to one of Hi-Lary's pieces.
- http://www.furaffinity.net/user/beanilove/ - Her Fur Affinity account, but with no submissions.
- Bebo Account
- Blogspot old, not been updated since Jun09
- [email protected] Her MSN.
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