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Bible slash. Rule 34 really does come through. Bible-slash is not only a community on Livejournal, but FanFiction.Net. While the stories are good for a chuckle and even raising of some conservative eyebrows, the reviews are even more entertaining!
From Harry Potter, animu, and life as we know it, slash was quickly spreading faster than herpes. That was when someone in the back of a dark and crowded room said, “Hey, what about the Bible?” After a brawl broke out between Christian slash fans and the liberal slashers, the bible slash community was born.
And... just like any other fandom, there was a VERY prominent pairing that caught the eyes of faingirls faster than a shimmering penis. Just like Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, Jesus and Judas were quickly written butt-sexing each other. It’s so obvious too... Judas really kissed Jesus because he had the hots for him. And also, the Crucifixion what with the whipping and being spread apart in public without clothes is obviously the ancestor of modern BDSM. Read in between the lines people!
—Culumacilinte’s The One That I Kiss on Live Journal
A small sample of Bible Slash. Jesus is the slash king, and his Twelve Apostles are always slashed together, sometimes, if you find a cracked out fic, a giant orgy with pounds of hash beside the sex pile.
God/Lucifer, Lucifer/Gabriel, Jesus/Judas, Jesus/Anyone, Twelve Apostles/Anything with two legs and genitalia. This is what happens when slash is awkwardly introduced to the Bible at a bar. The two proceed to get drunk and then one thing leads to another and the Bible is pregnant. Slash tells the Bible to abort the baby, but the Bible is religious so it can’t. Nine months later, Bible-Slash was born.
—Angelica Albina’s His Wings As Drifted Snow
A work of art for the Lucifer/Gabriel fans.
Someone had spare time and server space, so they decided to troll Christianity. They succeeded.
The story of Lot and his daughters only gets a lovely picture
Soon, Christians took notice, and the lulz wasn't far after.
—god will reward your faith
— surely you mean catnarok
This person can not spell anything. *reap, *elaborate, *sinned."
OH NOES We is fucked nao.
tl;dr: Successful troll is successful.
What can You Do?
Be creative. As they say, The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. You can either troll the Christians and spamming their email with porn of Biblical people, or just Viagra adds. They need it anyways. Be sure to forward any and all bible slashfics you find to [email protected]
Or... leave many reviews to stories. “Reviews” could consist of memes, so keep some favorites in mind. Go and leave your mark in Bible Slash History!