From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Bidoof, the plump mouse Pokémon (also known as the unwanted Pokémon), is a Normal-type Pokémon from the Diamond, Pearl and Platinum games, known for its extreme ubiquitousness. It is literally impossible to go anywhere in those games without Bidoof's derpy face belming out of the long grass at you at every turn, making the most retarded noise ever.
By the end of the game, you will doubtless have encountered so many of the ugly little brown bastards that you will be fucking sick of them.
Nobody likes Bidoof.
Despite being common as shit and next to fucking useless, Bidoof are nevertheless frequently captured by Pokémon trainers for one reason - Bidoof are able to learn a large number of the HMs, hidden moves that allow players to pass through certain areas of the game world.
As such, most trainers will usually have a Bidoof with a moveset entirely composed of HMs, that will be brought out as and when they are needed, before being shoved back into the PC box and forgotten about at the earliest opportunity like an ugly, unwanted child.
The HM moves Bidoof can learn are as follows:
HM moves Bidoof cannot learn include:
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- Bidoof evolves into Bibarel.
- Bidoof's nose is actually a muffin.
- Bidoof is the favorite Pokémon of noted guido and infamous Chris-chan troll, Clyde Cash.
- It is possible to determine the gender of a Bidoof by seeing how fluffy its tail is. Another way is to turn it over and see if it has a penis and some balls or a vagina.
- Nobody will ever trade you anything for a Bidoof.
- Bidoof's German name is 'Biber'.
- If you were a Pokémon, you'd be a Bidoof.
- Bidoof cries itself to sleep at night.
All this abuse he suffers is why Bidoof sometimes loses his shit and wrecks things in a paroxysm of blind rage. Observe:
If you had to live in a Pokéball that smelled like unwashed crotch, you'd be a bit miffed, too.
Smogon Are Scared of Bidoof
Little did anybody realize that, in doing so, they had created a monster and that the humble dopey-looking Bidoof would soon wreak havoc all across the Pokémon world...
—Bulbapedia on Moody. If you understood any of that, then we must offer our congratulations on you retaining your virginity for life.
In their tireless mission to enforce unnecessary rules and eradicate fun from a children's video game about brightly colored battling monsters, Smogon almost had to ban Bidoof from competitive play, so terrified were they of their teams getting curbstomped by a cute little beaver.
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