Bidoof

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Bidoof, the plump mouse Pokémon (also known as the unwanted Pokémon), is a Normal-type Pokémon from the Diamond, Pearl and Platinum games, known for its extreme ubiquitousness. It is literally impossible to go anywhere in those games without Bidoof's derpy face belming out of the long grass at you at every turn, making the most retarded noise ever.

By the end of the game, you will doubtless have encountered so many of the ugly little brown bastards that you will be fucking sick of them.

Nobody likes Bidoof.

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HM Whore

Despite being common as shit and next to fucking useless, Bidoof are nevertheless frequently captured by Pokémon trainers for one reason - Bidoof are able to learn a large number of the HMs, hidden moves that allow players to pass through certain areas of the game world.

As such, most trainers will usually have a Bidoof with a moveset entirely composed of HMs, that will be brought out as and when they are needed, before being shoved back into the PC box and forgotten about at the earliest opportunity like an ugly, unwanted child.

Bidoof patiently waiting for its master in the PC box at the Pokémon Center.
He deserves it.

The HM moves Bidoof can learn are as follows:

HM moves Bidoof cannot learn include:

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Bidoof Facts

  • Bidoof evolves into Bibarel.
  • Bidoof's nose is actually a muffin.
  • Bidoof is the favorite Pokémon of noted guido and infamous Chris-chan troll, Clyde Cash.
  • It is possible to determine the gender of a Bidoof by seeing how fluffy its tail is. Another way is to turn it over and see if it has a penis and some balls or a vagina.
  • Nobody will ever trade you anything for a Bidoof.
  • Bidoof's German name is 'Biber'.
  • If you were a Pokémon, you'd be a Bidoof.
  • Bidoof cries itself to sleep at night.

All this abuse he suffers is why Bidoof sometimes loses his shit and wrecks things in a paroxysm of blind rage. Observe:

The Rage of the Angriest Bidoof


 
 
Why would you do this to me, Mr. Bidoof!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!???
 

 

If you had to live in a Pokéball that smelled like unwashed crotch, you'd be a bit miffed, too.

Smogon Are Scared of Bidoof

How Smogon see Bidoof.

With the introduction of the Dream World in Pokémon Black and White, all of the Pokémon in the game recieved a new ability - in Bidoof's case, Moody.

Little did anybody realize that, in doing so, they had created a monster and that the humble dopey-looking Bidoof would soon wreak havoc all across the Pokémon world...


   
 
Moody causes the Pokémon to raise one of its stats by two stages, while another stat is lowered by one stage at the end of each turn. These stats include accuracy and evasion. Moody will not attempt to lower a stat at -6 or attempt to increase a stat at +6.
 

 
 

—Bulbapedia on Moody. If you understood any of that, then we must offer our congratulations on you retaining your virginity for life.

In their tireless mission to enforce unnecessary rules and eradicate fun from a children's video game about brightly colored battling monsters, Smogon almost had to ban Bidoof from competitive play, so terrified were they of their teams getting curbstomped by a cute little beaver.

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