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Not to be confused with calamari eater Bill Nighy.
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Bill Nye, Bill Nye the Science Guy, or Brown Eye the Anal Guy, as he is known by the h8rs (November 25, 1955) is that Jew in the bow-tie that was on the TV every time you looked up in your science classroom throughout your entire grade school education. He is most notably recognized for his ability to talk about science and throw puns in between to make you less interested in science altogether. He also did this fucking annoying thing where he'd repeat an important scientific word 9 times with different close-ups of his face each time, an obvious hypnotism method to garner more sexual attraction from every child in grade school.
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Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Fail
Why Bill Nye The Science Guy Is Win
- Successfully trolled the education system.
- Wears a bow-tie.
- Did not have his iPod stolen.
- Is Ted Theodore Logan's dad.
- Proved how stupid people in Texas are.
- Gave a lecture about keeping our environment clean and related get-fabulously-rich schemes at RIT.
- Creates SOME lulz.
- Guest starred in an episode of Stargate Atlantis
- Fucked a woman way, WAY out of his league- Soledad O'Brien- while co-hosting a TV science show with her.
DID YOU KNOW THAT....
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Bill Nye Facts
Bill Nye was among the first to encounter the rare Black Jesus
There are a select few who believe that Bill Nye is the son of God and the second coming of Christ, and they own this website. They tout facts proving Bill Nye's greatness such as:
- Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands.
- Bill Nye's sperm count is measured in moles/milliliter.
- Bill Nye knows the momentum of an electron... AND where it is.
- Bill Nye decides if Schrödinger's cat is alive or dead.
Bill Nye Pwns Astrology
On his children's show, The Eye of Nye, Bill Nye clearly explained why astrology is full of shit by pointing out the obvious, that the constellations have moved from their original dates, and thus people are not the zodiac signs they thought they were. This caused massive butthurt and identity crises among astrofags everywhere and they keep flooding this video to this very day.
—Abyss Reflector, unaware that "scientism" is what gives him the food, clean water, and shelter that allows him to survive on a day to day basis.
—chronicprocrastina has the right idea
—Kari May unintentionally explains why astrology makes no sense
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