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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bimbofication is a fetish involving turning women into mindless sex machines. Or rather, it is the fetish of returning women to their
natural secondary state. Technically it is the dirty lovechild of transformation and mind control.
Why We Love Bimbos
For many of us gentlemen, we ask- why do we love bimbos so much, why do we love the act of bimboization?
Is it a matter of dominance? Is it the exotic thrill? Is it playing into the hands of our pure societal and cultural desires? I wish to be an active and involved member of this community. But the question is- how did I find myself realizing that I want to, need to, have a daily fix of bimbo goodness.
I remember as a child, too young to understand anything beyond mud pies and Tonka trucks, coming across the movie: "Earth Girls Are Easy" and in the very beginning when the average looking brunette character played by Geena Davis was transformed into a blue eyed, blonde bobbed vixen. I was still drinking juice boxes and watching cartoons, but that moment a switch turned on. I loved the California Valley Girl and I loved the transformation for a girl to get there. In between years of regular and wonderful "materials" young men hunt for, I found that makeover shows could be an awesome fix if the result was good of the young lady on the show. Years later- it only got better with extreme makeover shows where average and attractive girls and women were upgraded with amazing breasts or lips, new hair and styles.
Always surrounded by a progressive crowd with dominant female figures, the allure of an airhead became a forbidden fruit. I seem to be a magnet for career-minded and fashionably conservative girls- and oh how deep down I wanted to send them to the salon to get highlights or go blonde, to get nails put on and to take them clothes shopping for something more appetizing. Heels, Tiffany choker necklaces, hoop earrings- fashionable bimboism at its best. Several years ago, everywhere you looked- stores were selling Stepford style sundress, tops with pink ribbons and bows, ruffled miniskirts. The perfect bimbo look was on display very well for a few years until it was stolen away from us.
Yes, we men who love bimbos love the "ultra-feminine". Call it a desire for dominance; call it a preferred flavor of lady-friend. But for some of us- if we don't hear the clack of heels, it’s not nearly as interesting.
And just as much as looks are important- so is the sound. "Bimboese" in its light and high pitch chatter is music to our ears. I "like" isn't used prodigiously in multiples, if there isn't a breathily vapidness in the harmony of her voice, it isn't nearly as sweet as it could be.
So there you have it- a fitting beginning to a worthy blog I hope. Why do we love bimbos? What makes the process of bimboization or bimbofication, depending on your English- a tantalizing fantasy? And how can we achieve that fantasy via artificial means and in some lucky cases- REAL LIFE. I hope to regularly explore the ins and outs of bimbo life and the idiosyncrasies that rule it. Please join me and post!
We have teeny dicks.
Recipe for a Bimbo
Reasons why people might be into this:
- They are too much of a pussy to deal with a real woman and not a glorified sex doll.
- Intimidated by anything smarter than themselves
- They are terrible conversationalists
- It's pretty hot how they turn into Bimbos
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