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so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
—Proving how much of a fucktard he is
Blackwingdragon doesn't consider himself an internet tough guy at all. There have been examples of him threatening people who messed with his friends, that's a fact. But it's also a fact that he plans to go to, or at least visit, America some time in the near future. Going into games or internet communities with a "I'MA KILL YOU!!!1111" flag is totally his style.
Mildly bipolar, and self-diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, the person in question doesn't even think of trying to control his emotional outbursts. Admittedly, his style is a brash, often rude one that he uses to "get a point across". That seems to work, as extremes surround him. People either really hate, or really love his personality, and even some of his enemies say that he is a person that never goes unnoticed. Ironically, while he has few real life friends, he claims to have an active social life, most likely on the internet. A look at his LJ would indeed reveal this to be true, as he is surrounded by about 250 friends total. According to him, he keeps 30 or so close for good reason.
Fagwing is usually the victim instead of the aggressor they portray him to be. It is told among furry circles that the one he was in love with long ago was the one who placed the biggest dagger in him. Since then, Fagwing has been having trouble finding love, or trusting people with his feelings.
Fagwing likes to pretend he's an intellectual and a self proclaimed genius compared to the rest of the world, he is said to be self taught and enjoys spouting random bouts of nonsense in an attempt to prove it but only seems to prove the exact opposite. Somehow he has access to scanned "documents" on everybody he wants, even people from around the world whose real name he doesn't even know, though anytime he's asked to prove this he will sign off saying that he's tired of all the drama. He accuses others of spelling and grammar mistakes and when you point out the massive flaws in his, especially with the concept of spell check, he ignores you and rants about some other bullshit. Realistically, he should an hero and make the world a better place. 
The following excerpts are taken from this article's history, don't ever try to quote them as you WILL be sued and you WILL get your ass in e-jail.
- After first edit by Banaan (which is everything in the "Some Editor's Notes" section).
—Fagwing is an intellectual and a genius and deals with his problems as such]]
- After Mister Six adds the image under the second headline.
—Fagwing on giving tips for blowjobs
What does this tell us? As you have undoubtedly noticed, the person in question is quite intelligent. he possesses a passionately rebellious soul that he directs towards only the foulest of reprobates, such as ED editors. There is no doubt about it that this man has plenty of time to spend on his hobbies despite the countless parties he is surely continually invited to by his dearest friends, eager to hear tales of the time he was dumped by a furry. Indeed, one might call him a Homo Universalis - or homo for short - channeling the spirit of Oscar Wilde as he cuts us down with his rapier wit. Yes, he is indeed a gentleman, and a powerful charismatic force to boot. No doubt the internets will rue the day when they come face-to-face with Blackwingdragon!
As you can see, "Niggerwingdragon" is a fan of internet tough guy threats. Below is a minor anthology of his ever so witty remarks, never induced by frantic rage or quick-tempered stupidity, but always guided by reason and enlightening thoughtfulness.
—-Blackwingdragon on tolerance
Summing up random words of the quite tl;dr text above, we get this alienated resistance message to society and its wistful yearning: Technically, his age being past what would be a few million in earth years, it *might* explain the strenuous member, which can grow to 15-16 inches hard, and even harder, if his arousal is channeled into his cock, thanks to a psychic ability.
Responses to Trolls
If you decide to troll BWD, don't.
—BWD never knew how to make itself anon.
—Dont worry, everyone on ED is giving you the love you deserve
Battle of Blackwingdragon and RaveRaptor
Long ago there lived a peaceful village where the villagers slaved every day to find pictures. They would post thine pictures on Ye Old Bulletin and comment each other on their finds. These villagers were proud and happy, until a creature crawled from the depths of his grand mothers basement. This creature would then become known as Blackwingdragon. The villagers were confused as to why he would bring so much hate to the Ye Old Bulletin, and particularly on a certain artist's work. The villagers grew angry at Blackula and tried their best to keep the creature away, from summoning the Village guards to keep him at bay for three days, and another time for more. Ya know what, screw the polishing a turd thing. I'm gonna tell it all how it happened from the beginning of when he came to our board.
See, all of us on this board would comment on other pictures, yeah we searched, and we uploaded. But theres always that one tard that comes along and ruins it for everyone, not in a funny way like any anon would, but in a retarded way. See, he would pull his internet tough guy act on pictures most people enjoyed and say they sucked or something. Always constantly going about it, always annoying everyone, even getting the temp. ban twice! The bastard would just never learn, thats when I made it my goal to troll him. Every time he would make his shitty posts, I would be there to slap him back to his place, as well as other users because we were tired of his crap.
It started with one picture by an artist named Dragoneer. For some reason, he had a pasionate hate against him. So I told him to stop acting like a kid and move on. From there, he kept making his comments, he would get slapped back down. Then he would crawl away beaten to a pulp by everyone, only to emerge again for another beating. However, the recent might be his last because of how severe it went this time. He was pulling a Carlos Mencia on me for a while, taking me calling him a kid thing way too far and ruining it like Mencia would do like adding anti-lulz shit to it, and I caught him in the act. Though I have to pray for forgiveness from the Almighty Raptor Jesus for what I said. Anywho, here we go! (The following takes place on August 21, 2009)
—ktkr, speaking truth
—Fish Man, winning at the internet.
—Fishman, forfeiting said win
—Blackwingdragon, purging the internet with fire
—millis, in an epic win
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