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Censorship
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Contravention of freedom of speech. In internet terms, a phrase used to refer to any ████████ or █████████ of any █████ whatsoever in a █████ or █████████. Typically using an unlubricated ██████████████████ without the express █████████ persmission of the Department of ████.
Screaming "Censorship!" is a classic Drama-generating technique and a perfect way to ██████ a moderator or an admin everytime you don't agree with any arbitrary decision taken by him. It doesn't matter how small that █████████ is, because if you're lucky, a bunch of retards like you will suddenly become ███████ and start screaming "Censorship" as well. After effectively igniting the █████████, the admin will have to either lose a lot of time explaining people the reasons for his decision or start banning everyone. Either way, the troll wins.
Example:
- Prima: Announcement: I just banned Secunda because she █████████ my █████████ with █████████
- Tertia: "OMG this is CENSORSHIP u r not letting teh TRUTH about 911 come out!!!! HITLER!!!!!!"
The problem is, 99% of Censors (or Forum Regulators or whatnot) look for ███████ and ████████ Think about it, they get paid to look for extreme XXX stuff that is illegal in most countries.
Don't kid yourselves, the government workers who get to decide what rating a game is going to get aren't normal people. They spend their life █████████ Disney movies to make sure there's no titties for the kids to see.
All in all, Censors are fucked up in the ███████. They might say you're a sicko for █████████ child porn, but before they ████████ it all, they save a copy to their PC. It's the truth.
| — Mark Twain | ||
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Examples of █████████████
Example #1
Cum is like fish; any longer than 3 days, and it really starts to stink. |
Example #2
True story, man. I found the secret to a great ██████████████████ is to ██████ a ███████ with large ███████ -- inside the bacon -- █████████, ████████ stick the "shuttlecock" in a well lubed waffle-iron. After that ████████████████████████████████████ the Window Aliens ██████ summer concert series kegger █████████ █ shoehorn ███████ Llama.
Oh, and then Steven Seagal shows up with his █████ in a █████████████████ and we all ███████! Good times, man. Good times.
Sites, People, Things, and Games known for Censorship
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4chanPENIS - 4chanarchive
- 4Kids
- Almost every fucking news channel (from ABC to Z) and even the Weather Channel.
- America
- Australian interbutts.
- bing.com
- The Bush administration
- BoingBoing
- China, The People's Republic of
- Sportscarforums
- Club Penguin
- Colleges and Universities in The United States
- Communists
- China (AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING PART OF IT)
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Encyclopedia Dramatica (as of 2011)(LOL Not anymore!!) - EverQuest (due to Mystere)
- Habbo Hotel
- Hentai
- The IPCC
- Iran
- Internet Watch Foundation
- United Kingdom
- Jack Thompson
- Japan
- Muslims
- Newspapers and other forms of old media
- The No Cussing Club
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Runescape (where the Nazi chat filter blocks out so much sometimes normal sentences come out mostly censored)They made the chat filter optional - The United States
- TV Tropes
- The V-chip
- YouTube
- Wal-Mart
- Wikipedia
See Also
- Blockatiel
- Megan Meier - an article of ours actually censored by Google
- Muhammad cartoons
- SFW porn
- Wordfilter
- Wikipedia
- Wikipedia Jews
- JewTube
- NawlinWiki - King of Censorship on Wikipedia.
- Revolution Muslim- Censors of South Park.
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