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Bobby CockLick, a.k.a. Bobby Nodick or The Antichrist, is the real cancer killing the video games industry. Being the cock sucker he is, he founded Activision, a group of Atari rejects who began their legacy of shitty games starting with the Atari 2600 and ultimately led to the video game crash. Since his rise to CEO of Activision Blizzard he has taken every opportunity he can to shit all over video games and anybody who ever cared about them. He is in every sense of the word a Jew, milking every single cent out of any and all established franchises he can get his greedy mitts on, turning beloved franchises into bi-annual Madden-esque shitfests. It's established fact that Kotick has never played a video game in his life, unless you consider counting money a video game. The closest he's actually come to playing a video game was holding a Guitar Hero controller for the picture found in the gallery below. Oh yeah, and he also used to run 4Kids if that puts things in perspective. Bobby Kotick has openly admitted that he WILL exploit games for profit on several occasions, therefore making him, truly the biggest douche in the universe.
Apparently he's dead. NOPE
List of Games Bobby Kotick Has Personally Fucked
- World of Warcraft
Starcraft 2Everyone from Blizzard raped bw until Starcraft 2 appeared
- Diablo III Even before it was out, it was clear that his shit would be smeared all over it, and, to exactly noone's surprise, it turned out to be a pile of fail and AIDS.
- Call of Duty: World at War
- Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
- Call of Duty: Black Ops
- Call of Duty: MW3
- Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
- Guitar Hero World Tour
- Guitar Hero 5
- Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock
- Guitar Hero: Aerosmith
- Guitar Hero: Metallica
- Guitar Hero: Van Halen
- DJ Hero
- DJ Hero 2
List of Dick Moves by Kotick
- Interrogating, holding captive, and firing the head developers of Infinity Ward before they got their bajillion dollar paychecks for developing the highest grossing video game of all time, which he incidentally thought was a bad idea in the first place.
- Halting the release of Brutal Legend by suing Double Fine productions.
- Battle.net 2.0
- Threatening to drop support for Sony consoles, because money.
- Openly expressing wish to incorporate a subscription model into online shooting games.
- Shit-Eating Grin Attack: Stuns neckbeards in rage as he steals money from their pockets.
- Real ID
Sexually harassing a flight attendantShe should've been in the kitchen.
- Wants to sell cutscenes from video games as movies.
- Having a large hand in the Vidya game industry despite being a talentless hack with zero Gamedev skills. ( Can't code, Can't art, Can't write, Can't Music, Can't even QA test. )
—The Dark Lord himself
—Tim Schafer on Kotick
—Kotick on the exploitation of sheep
—Kotick getting his trollface on about selling cutscenes as movies
—Kotick talking about Bungie...yeah
—Concerning Kotick's incentive program for Activision employees
- Brad McQuaid
- Gabe Newell
- Reggie Fils-Aime
- Derek Smart
- Alan "Brenlo" Crosby
- John Romero
- Tim Schafer
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