From Encyclopedia DramaticaYouTube for his tl;dw but occasionally lulzy rants. These rants range from impotent rage at someone cutting in line to bitching about other gays. A stealth queer, Bod looks and acts like a heterosexual, cleverly concealing the mascara and lip gloss that he, like all gays wears at all times and in doing so tricks normal people into watching his videos.
Around two years before ebaums descended upon the site, it was well established that YouTube is not a porn repository. This didn't deter hornball mouthbreathers from vainly searching for it anyway, normally ending up at videos with links enrolling them in some Russian basement dwellers botnet. Bod combined every porn tag under the sun, a single frame of tits at 1:53 for the thumbnail and the knowledge that YouTube is inhabited solely by fucking idiots, and over two million people got the following while typing into the search bar one handed.
Instead of the awesome porn they felt fully entitled to, they were treated to Most normal people would leave it at that, but since normal isn't a word best used to describe YouTube commenters, well over a thousand irate comments were left. Attempting to disprove the common claim that he has no life, Bod still patiently responds to the majority of them, years after the video was uploaded.
Although Bod himself would attribute his minor e-fame (outside those prospecting for non-existent porn) to the writing, performance and production quality of his numerous rant videos, this is far from the case. The sad truth is that he piggy-backed his way to semi-notoriety by betraying all of gaykind and throwing stones at the official spokesperson for homosexuals, GayGod. Responding to a video full of well-reasoned arguments against the dating of a meat-eaters, Bod's vicious attack on GayGod was adopted by the NORP community to be an endorsement of the word faggot to describe gays. However, in addition to being soldiers, playing sports, or providing a stable, loving environment in which to raise a child, homosexuals are also pretty bad at being homophobic, something overlooked by the brave army of vegetarians attacking Bod for his apparent hate crimes. Eventually, in response (and to remove one of his rebuttals that couldn't stand up against GayGod's powerful logic) Bod uploaded a second version with a message at the beginning that he is in fact also gay. This forewarning likely explains why that version has had much less views, since noone wants to listen to gays that aren't flaming.
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