Shit no one cares about

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Because no one likes you, nobody gives a shit about this article. Anyone who edits it is a faggot. And if that's not enough, nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with the anti-lulz. If you stumbled upon this article while searching for something, then you are clearly nobody, so please continue reading.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

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On Wikipedia

Wikipedia, like all Wikis, is filled with millions of articles on brown squishy stuff that nobody cares about (You're most likely to find something more interesting floating in your toilet). To take random examples such as their millionth and two millionth articles, not only do you realize that it's unfunny, but also that nobody gives a fucking fuck. On the other hand, most of the internet doesn't give a fuck about ED, so it all balances out.

On the rest of the internet

On the internet, indifference (the emotional version of Shit no one cares about) is used by heartless unforgiving Anons to score lulz off people trying to make other people give a shit. It usually starts with OP posting a whiny, gay problem or proud accomplishment hoping for some advice, back-patting or any kind of positive input from someone whom he hopes may be stupider than him. From here on, our hard-trolling anon has a wide assortment of tactics to tell OP that nobody gives a fuck about him.

List of shit nobody cares about

! to AIDS
AIDS that is killing ED to All Caps
All Day I Dream About Sex to Apartment 18
Apathy to BLACKFOOT
BLACK FACE contempo to Bigcd02
Bigger Man Argument to Bradford Cox
Bradleh Daw Gaim to Camwhoring
Can't Stop Eating to Cholo
Chookling to Consensual sex
Consensual sex in the missionary position to DCC SEND startkeylogger 0 0 0
DCC Send to Deleting his Youtube videos
Deleting your LiveJournal to Douches
Doug to ED Is Slow
ED Lifecycle to Ethiopia
Ethiopian to Ex gay
Exaggeration to Ferrari Guy
Ferret to Fucking everyone
Fucking everything to Get a life
Get banned faggot to Guile
Guile's Theme Goes With Everything to Hirsute
HiryuGouki to I am 12 and what is this
I am 12 and what is this? to Irate gamer
Irc to Jimmy
Jimmy Fallon to Keyboard
Keyboard Cat to Laughing Skull Virus
Laura Bates to Lonelygirl15
Loner to Main Page/fp
Main Page/header to Metal (music)
Metal Gear to Mr Fetch
Mr Hands to Nevar
Nevar forget to OTI
OTK to POE News
POMF to Peter piper
Petition to Portal:Furfaggotry/dept
Portal:Furfaggotry/fatitle to Puella Magi
Puella Magi Madoka Magica to RedMachineD
RedTube to RuneScape Private Servers
Runescape to Screenshot
ScrewAttack to Sigil
Siglemic to Sounding
Sounds Legit to Suicidal
Suicide to Tenacious D
Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch to The Witcher
The Wizard to Transfan
Transformation to Urizenus Sklar
Url to Warcraft III
Warcrap to Windows 7
Windows 8 to You people
You sir, are and idiot to Redundant

Seriously, nobody gives a single fucking shit.

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Videos

Because everyone wants to watch some crybaby eat chips for two minutes.
And the point of this video was...?
Did someone mock you beacuse you're a Brony?

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