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Bonzi_b, also known as The Lord of Chats is a user on the ED IRC network and can at times be seen roaming around Freenode and Rizon looking for potential targets to hardchat until they're in a fetal position crying for their mommy. He's known for his amazing rapping skills that makes 2pac look like a talentless nigger, and all around hardchatting.
He often is protective of his sister (who has fetal alcohol syndrome), and will lose his shit and spam you if you mention the slightest negative comment towards her. Bonzi_b's dream is to be a nigger, specifically Biggie, in his quest to achieve full niggerdom he's often seen rapping in various channels. Recently he has been doxing himself so people will fight him, so if you have the chance, go beat his ass (Though you will just find a general store), be careful, it's been confirmed that he has an AK and isn't afraid of going out shooting.
He is known to have ruined multiple users by doxing them, hardchatting them into oblivion, or both. Since his mortal enemy melt isn't around anymore to harass him and his retarded sister, he has been seen blogging in #buttnerd and rapping in #ed trying to convince people that he's black.
—Nicotine, a perfect example of bonzi_b's eagerly expectant audience
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