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Brett Keane
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If you ever needed proof that YouTube is a haven of the bottom of the barrel of humanity due to its easy access and relative ease of gaining exposure it gives its users; and that Atheists can be just as immoral, nasty, lying, scamming and stupid as any televangelist scam artist, look no further than Brett Keane.
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Who is Brett Keane?
Brett Keane is a 45 year old thief, liar, and deadbeat wife-beating piglike welfare cheat with a pear-head and a sharpied-on mustachio. He lives in a trailer in Festus, Missouri New York, together with JDub where he spends all day playing World of Warcraft(Couldn't afford it) and making YouTube videos every five minutes, while his heavily bruised and injured wife works welfares to support the family.
Some may point to people like FakeSagan, Coughlan666, TheAmazingAtheist and Inmendham as examples of atheists who are self-centered, lying twats...but they got nothing on the Keane. Unsurprisingly, Brett does not have any serious socio-political or ideological loyalties, as demonstrated by how he went back and forth from being an atheist to a Christian and back again (and even dabbled in Islam) all in the pursuit of eWelfare. If there's one thing he is loyal too, it's money from gullible idiots on the internet.
A Little Internet History
Born illegitimately December 1st 1976 (seriously, he's only 36) to a family of unemployed white trash, an upbringing of domestic violence, drug abuse and emotional, physical trauma and other tumult during childhood and adolescence was unavoidable and has shaped the personality him today.Somewhere around 2000, Brett Keane first infected the internet (like a fungal rash), with several half-baked websites and message board accounts, where he tried peddling his illiterate Christian Goth "novels" and incompetent attempts at "music".
Unexpectedly, he got banned from every single site his ugly mug appeared on.
He therefore tried to hide his fat head, and use pseudonyms such as Damion Andrews.
Brett Keane started off his YouTube career with surprisingly mundane videos about science and atheism without even showing his face and in the most inoffensive way possible. As his videos started getting more attention, this single feeble iota of power went to his bloated head, and he began appearing on camera (to the displeasure of everyone), proclaiming himself "the sexiest YouTube atheist" and making 400,000 videos a day.
He began posting insulting insultive videos mocking random YouTubers for not being atheists. Then he made videos on every topic in existence. Politics, video games, fitness, there wasn't a topic this genius wouldn't pontificate about, not because he gave a shit or knew anything about this stuff, he just did it because he wanted to get his videos to be the top rated in every subject.
Brett began to build a (very, very small) cult following.
Soon, the other 99.9999999% of YouTube (that existed outside of the microscopic Brett Keane Tonguebath Cult) began to criticize him for his shallow, dull and inane videos. Manbearpig lost his shit like a Gorilla on a strict diet of All-bran and Ex-Lax.
He began blocking and insulting everyone, foolishly believing his ass was bulletproof. It got so deranged, even his former fans crusaded against him. This led to the paranoid fatass releasing personal info on other (sometimes random) YouTube channels that he blamed for all his troubles. In Brett's fevered imagination, it's always a cabal of two or three people that are behind his failures to thrive.
This led to a righteous Banhammer smiting, and his migrating in disgrace to other websites, such as LiveVideo before his antics led to bans there as well. Eventually, he tried several times to come back to YouTube, only to be told to GTFO.
He has obtained a cheated youtube partnership from FattyCabbie, so he can supplement his welfare checks with JewTube dollars, because that is totally allowed.
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He is a big fan of Plagarism, as well
Lightfingered Brett never met an anything he wouldn't gladly steal. Considering how he has everything just handed to him by the Gubmint and his dull-witted fanbase...he doesn't see why everything else shouldn't be free for the taking as well. He's been caught claiming ownership of an essay that he merely copypasted. He's been caught claiming ownership of poems that he merely copypasted. He's been caught claiming ownership of Here's a non-YouTube mirror song lyrics that he merely copypasted. To him, anything that can be acquired through Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V is same as a valid purchase.
Brett Keane shows his love...with his fists
It was bad enough suspecting that he beats his wife; but MOM also felt the loving care of his amateur ass-kicking. Here's Brett trying to tell two different, mutually contradictory versions of why his wife filed a restraining order against Mr. Toad and his Pummeling Fists of Marital Bliss.
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Brett Keane & Wife, in the words of their loving sister-in-law
When backed into a corner, Brett will -- completely out of nowhere -- accuse his detractors of "attacking his wife"; which is cracked, because the only person people bitch about is Brett himself. He has made this accusation hundreds of times, but only one time has anyone ever said an unkind word about Dawn.
And here's it is, right from their sister-in-law....
| —-- Dawn's Sister-in-Law, with the inside scoop. | ||
Source Link For Real Evidence it's real: http://www.livevideo.com/video/0BBCB7E9FDA1418C8233EE759A7B2493/brett-keane-beats-women-her.aspx
Gaming
Videos
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External links
http://grooveshark.com/#!/brettkeanemusic/broadcast
Brett's Own Accounts and sockpuppets
BrettKeaneSuperstar Back as the super wife beating doc dropping fraud that is.
Was banned within 24 hours. LULZ.
GODTVRADIO
With a name that he has delusional celebrity status. Even if it's for beating his wife, false flagging, pissing off his haters and trolls. Obviously
BrettKeaneHollywood
targeted for termination in the next days or months on. Banned for spambait
Another one. He's also back, how long will his fat fingers last if he starts false_flagging? But he's not even relevant anymore since 2007. Even so he's just advertisting his brother's band Flagged for trying to pwn MrRepzion. Shit He has his wife on there at gunpoint trying to whore out his cheated partnered channel.
Sub2KeaneVlogs
blackdethmetal His brother's band, nothing of importance. Maybe a song about ebegging or beating your wife would be suitable.
Socketpuppet alert! Closed. Obviously.
Gforlife77
Duuuh.
Subscribe2KeaneVlog
HOLY FUCKING SITUATION THE FAT FUCK GOT PWNED BY MIZZSTAR, THOUGH WE'LL EXCEPT HIS FAT ASS RETURN SOONER OR LATER 2013 SMACKDOWN SITUATION SPECIAL: BACK FOR MORE Unwarranted_self_importance DRAMA THIEF ALERT !!! Make sure to double check for any PLAGIARISM!!!It might be and so he can talk about shit_no_one_cares_about all over again. Also back on his channel. Hoping he'll start shit with the haters and trolls again.
KeaneVlogs
Apparently a fan boy or his socket account made so when he gets butthurt over haters and trolls. He goes over there to cry about it.
BrettKeaneVidz
Socket account to harass and troll William Ga's Google hangout, because Brett wants to be the little girl.
AliCross510
(Meaning he's too hot for older women and wants his pedophile) He's now friends with HappyCabbie, BFF, after removing two of his strikes that were meant to be on his channel for being a huge retarded blob, and they can go both get cancer, meanwhile while MimicVendetta, portraying anonymous has caused a shitstorm, to make brett look like a fool by having other dude pretend to be his white_knight. Brett's response is just him being butthurt while golf clapping. Meaning ready to smack his wife afterwards. This account was too much cancer for youtube.
BrettKeane2HOT4YT
MrSTOPCriminalScum Where he uses troll bait for his haters
Terminated.
brettkeaneisgod
Brett's Newest Channel (first two videos is his introduction and some failed trolling attempt against a user named Benos and ShredderNeverDies, which also predicts he's going to make videos on another users that said bad and truthful things about him, because his cyber bullying site wasn't enough.] Well gaydubs obviously is the first one to comment on his vids, because he wants to fuck brett rape. Closed until he shits out a another new main account
PopeLovesCandy
CLOSED!
brettkeanedotcom
Click the Link. It clearly states he closed the account himself.
MrEvilution777
Here's the (dead) account he shared with his pet JDupe.
brettkeanejr
His channel devoted to the World of Warcraft he insists he never plays anymore. CLOSED!
BrettKeaneWarcraft
Failed Websites
http://brettkeanevideo.com/ NOPE FALSE ALARM, IT'S BACK UP The site was dead, looks like it's time for the ebegging season to begin. Because he's so shit at keeping a website together, because he has no real job to begin with. He's too busy white knighting Onision as to getting into other people's dramas. Note: Don't go to his website, all it'll do is give him money.Arvixe the webhoster pwned him for cyberstalking and like every brettkeanevideo webhoster pwned him for the millionth time.- http://keanevlogs.blogspot.com Apparently, the blog was hacked to make brett look less badass.
- Golgothica One of his many failed websites.
- His "Exposing Cyber-Bullies" Page (note the self-fellating URL.)
- Twitvidfail
his Epic Butthurt BlogCLOSED!No, RE-Opened! But because he closed the YouTube channel connected to it...there is no old content on it. Brett's StickamClosed.http://twitter.com/#!/MrBrettKeane I think this is a parody twitter, hence he loves beating his wife. And brett wouldn't say that on camera.Deleted- http://brettkeane.weebly.com/ Nothing much, but you can contact him, by giving him nice messages
http://www.youtube.com/user/WorldofWarcraftScrub Where brett (A good for nothing)sucks at World of Warcraft.CLOSED!- Brett's Pin Dick Another shitty link to his videos.
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