Brian Williams

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Brian Williams showing off his crooked face
Apple uses Brian Williams as a marketing puppet
Brian Williams showing how many inches he can currently take

Thought to be a distant cousin of Swirl Face, Brian Williams is an anchor for NBC Nightly News with a crooked face. He spends most of his time being unfunny and pissing people off. Many may wonder: how can you be a news anchor and have your face shown on national television every day with such a fucked-up face?

How it Got That Way

Several theories attempt to explain this monstrosity. The ones that have been proven false are crossed out.