ByAppointmentTo, aka Michael, is a good example of how to fuck up an ED adminship in record time. He survived on ED "writing" mostly tl;dr and boring TOW related content and documenting shitty forced memes, and being a sad fanboi for other TOW vandals as a result of his extreme butthurt over the wikipedia jews. He is basically a poster-boy for trying too hard, and fucked up his adminship royally due to tremendous USI, profound stupidity, and repeated footbullets despite being given numerous second chances. He was admittedly a decent writer, but the term "quantity-over-quality" springs to mind weighing his contribs as he never had a problem abusing adminship. Most of the poorly piped walls-of-text he shit out were on forced memes (ones he started) or grudgewanks about TOW admins, which only a handful of people care about. As a person he was a rather duplicitous piece of shit. He was a bit of a savant editor, both having the capacity to write *decently* while at the same time being completely socially inept and oblivious as to how he was perceived on-site. Historically, he was one of ED's most notable self-pwners.
- Systematically clowned himself on /b/, spamming personal army requests trying to recruit other gullible /b/tards to vandalize TOW for him (and getting banned in the process).
- The meme related articles he wrote were largely forced memes of which he himself was behind and shamelessly promoting at the same time. YOU'RE A BIRD! is just one example of this, it was an epic failure, and even to this day, the meme still remains unused by all but the most newfaggish of newfags, some of whom have been observed by ByAppointmentTo using the meme after reading about it on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
- Sloppy with his sockpuppets. If he's a careless as he is on TOW as he was on ED, it's no great mystery why he's a fail troll. Obliviously announces himself on talk pages believing his opinion still matters, and then cries elsewhere about how mean ED admins are to him.
- Basically his entire gimmick, apart from writing shitty TOW articles, was "trolling" Wikipedia and imitating Grawp. He was too unoriginal to come up with his own method of vandalism, you can tell the difference between the vandalism of Grawp and ByAppointmentTo (termed a "Grawp-a-like" by Alison) from over 9000 miles away because he's too retarded to work out how the mediawiki title black list can be overcome.
- Porn addict. He was little more than just inconspicuous about this, his porn collection fabled for being absolutely massive.
- Claims to be 6'4" and full of muscles, bearing a slight passing resemblance to the actual Harry Potter character Grawp, moreso than he does Frankie Boyle. However, he
hasn't been in a fight for at least 100 years, because he left school that long agohas never been in a fight in his life. Like Gandhi, he doesn't believe in violence.
- Likes teh fatties, but unfortunately no woman would fuck him because he is a loser. He also has a fetish for Euronigger women; i.e. those from Mediterranean countries, or at least those who look like it.
- Is currently
lurkingfagging up Britchan.
- He is Frankie Boyle.
—ByAppointmentTo gives his insight into Wikipedia's "pederasty" article on the Wikipedia Review and confusing Tourette's syndrome with assbergers.
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