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ALL CAPS
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
(Redirected from CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL)
This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!
PROTIP for reading this page
SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS
All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like BILLY MAYS.
WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.
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Usage
Caps lock is commonly seen in:
- AOL chatrooms
- 419 scammers
- chain mail
- myspace comments
- conspiracy theorists in most venues
Trivia
- Billy Mays
iswasis (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally. - Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
- all caps > not all caps.
- Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
- Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
- Caps Lock cures AIDS!
- The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
- Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
- gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
- capslock is an anagram of cockslap
- even candlejack uses the caps lo
- CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
- Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE TRUTH AND TELL SHEEPLE TO WAKE UP
Caps Lock Day
Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.
HTML
Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
Gallery
Caps Lock assault rifle |
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Yahoo! Answers response to teh caps. |
ALL THE BEST THINGS ON ED HAS CAPS |
Caps Lock video
See Also
- AOL
- CAPS
- @CapsCop
- ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Extreme advertising
- EXTREME ANIMALS
- BILLY MAYS
- RAGE
- Tabloids are a form of old media that uses allcaps to catch your attention
- Time Cube
External Links
- GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!
- A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES
- A REAL-LIFE TESTIMONY ON THE AWESOMENESS OF ALL CAPS
-
THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW. - YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT
- A FUCKTARD ON JEWTUBE
- CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS
- 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS
- A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11
- SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)
- SEIBERTRON.COM
- ESSAY BY MICHAEL SAVAGE!


