Cabinet

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A cabinet is a useful thing men should be able to build.

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Benny !kP.KNeFYks 02/13/12(Mon)17:13 No.11138485

>be at home in garage

>building a cabinet, working up a sweat

>girlfriend walks in, watches for a bit, mirin' dem practical skills

>clearly turned on (all bitches are the same, they all love typical manly work)

>ask her for a drink

>comes back wearing a french maids outfit, holding a coffee

>she DEFINITELY wants to fuck

>down the coffee, carry her up to bedroom

>begin pre-sex procedure

>realize I left the condoms in my bag from the day before

>go back downstairs naked, semi flapping from side to side

>grab condoms

>about to head back upstairs

>notice I left the garage door open

>ponder my cabinet for a bit, decide I need to sand the sides down further

>lose track of what I was doing

>end up sitting at the computer, surfing /fit/

>girlfriend comes downstairs about 10 minutes later

>asks what the fuck I'm doing

>'Hmm? Oh, just loo- Oh god what, sorry honey, completely forgot about you.'

>She's angry as fuck

>I take my chances. 'So... You still fancy that dicking?'

>She flips the fuck out, stomps back upstairs

>I'm bursting out laughing at this point. 'SO? RAINCHECK THEN?'

>no answer

>shrug, resume looking at /fit/, then /diy/

>pick up some tips on bevelling

AND IT WAS THE BEST DAMN CABINET I EVER MADE.