I Came

This girl has made many pairs of panties very happy.

Even Pokémon can came.

Catholic girls always came.

No need to brag.

Yet another /b/tard joke. Usually accompanied by a loli picture of Lindsay Lohan with a happy or orgasmic face. The meme comes from the final scene in the 1998 movie Happiness, written by Todd Solondz, where the 11 year old son of a serial child rapist masturbates to his first ejaculation, (No, they don't actually show his cock) has the jizz licked up by his dog, then the dog runs up to the boy's mother and licks her face. The boy comes in after the dog and simply says "I came" (Seriously). The audience then lulz uncomfortably as they try to conceal their own physical signs of arousal.

A slight variation on the term is "I came buckets", which implies something so hawt that the resulting ejaculation spews out enough cum to... well, you probably get the idea.

Julius Caesar: "Vidi, vici, veni." I saw, I conquered, I came.

Videos

The scene that started it all

Paul Potts will make you came, as it did with the judge.

The "I've just come" guy from The Fast Show.

The "I've just come" guy from The Fast Show again.

The "I've just come" guy from The Fast Show yet again.

She starts coming at about 2:25ish.

Finishes 2:40, has an emotional post-coital smoke.
Love the voice.
Turn the lights off and I'd hit it.

Watch from the start if you dare - rich white woman talking about what a drag slavery is.

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Fred comes like Peter North
Came buckets
He came!
Anton came.
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DarksydePhil came.

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So the English cut your cock off.
Sometimes when a person's sharted, they pretend they came!
He fucking came alright.
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Trump came
Spongebob Square Pants is utter shit.
Did you?
David Carradine came and went at the same time
HE MOTHER FUCKIN' CAME
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Desu came
Just singing in the came.
Boxxy came
Herman Ree explains how to ~~play guitar~~ orgasm.
I came
Hankgasm
This chinaman is fucking spunking his load!
I fuckin' knew it!
Ariel came
They came.
She came
I SI DYZLXIK
In black metal
Sarah Palin came
XxPrincessPunkxx
Fucking Furries
He came so hard he lost 99% of liquid!!
That's delicious.
I'm surprised no one's thought of this.
I came over 9000 times!
Tell me you didn't expect this.
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
he went
she went
That motherfucker.
She's astonished
PULL OUT, PORKINS!
Is there any more beautiful sound than an orgasming child?
Burtrum watched
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense...
CUM FALLOUT!
Peter Pan Came!
He came, he saw, he conquered!
Quagmire came
Louie just came
again
Well technically someone came on her, but its cum either way.
Uhh... Yes.
Even Jack Black can came.
Even famous guitarists like Brian May can came.
Party girls always love to came.
Shaun came
Louis came
Prehistory came
She came
Slash Falcon came
Azn I came.
All over sickbay.
He came with the force of a thousand suns!
Elvis has left the building.
She told me to cum but I was already there.
Nickelodeon made me came
French I came.
Fucking bronies ruin everything.
Danny Glover got too old for this shit and came.
This seal came.
Starfleet's Commodore Matt Decker, relieved of command and the contents of his nutsack.