Living proof that vegans hate animals, Camille Marino is an insane orange skinned northern dago bitch and such a hardcore animal rights activist that she killed her cat by force-feeding it a vegan diet in lieu of meat. She's also the creator of the laughable militant vegan blog, Negotiation Is Over: Go Vegan or Die! and bane not only of other animal rights activists but of all human and non-human life in general.
- 1 Negotiation is Over! – The Blog Itself
- 2 Camille Marino
- 3 You must have been abused as a child
- 4 RIP Ozzy
- 5 Bestiality
- 6 [-+]Click to Expand
- 7 The Chris-Chan Incident
- 8 Her Obsessions
- 9 HAXXED!!1!
- 10 Encyclopedia Dramatica Exposed!
- 11 Camille/Toaster: A love story
- 12 Backpedaling
- 13 Fun Links to NegotiationIsOver
- 14 External Links
- 15 See Also
Negotiation is Over! – The Blog Itself
Negotiation Is Over (NIO) is characterized by a degree of hypocrisy and self-righteousness rivaled only by Childfree and the Rational Response Squad, and actively encourages violence and spits on pacifism.
Despite all this, NIO does contain minute levels of lulz, mostly racism. NIO frequently compares animal liberation to the abolition of slavery, but everybody already knows that niggers are animals. She also has an irrational dislike of Obama due to his love of fried chicken.
Negotiation Is Over is also a blatant rip-off of the far better and funnier blog, Negotiation Is Done: Eat Meat or Die.
The creator of NIO is the alarmingly ugly Camille Marino, a 45-year-old godless ex-hooker whose hair looks like that of a Barbie doll that’s been left alone with an 8-year-old armed with scissors and frightening make-up to match. Her incomparable unsightliness can be solely attributed to the lack of meat in her diet. Look at her picture, vegans. Do you want to look like that? If not, eat meat.
Fortunately, she's as hideous on the inside as she is on the outside. Like all vegans, she's completely incapable of handling any form of criticism, including that of other vegetarians and vegans. Feel free to drop her a note, but don’t expect your comment to show up unless you're willing to offer her much-needed oral sex (the only kind of meat this whore will eat).
—A quick summary of her blog.
Camille has admitted on several occasions that she allowed her elderly mother to starve to death. Although she clearly has no problem with killing humans in order to save animals, who would admit to killing their own parent on the internet? Camille claims it was because she was abused as a child.
—Evidently, her mother ate meat.
It could be that Camille is lying in order to gain attention and sympathy. If she's telling the truth, she's become a psychotic raving harpy just like her mother, and she'll be charged with manslaughter if the right person is notified:
Camille Marino killed at least one of her cats, named Ozzy. Although more infamous cat-killers prefer their pets grilled, Marino slowly starved her "companion animal" to death by feeding it melon instead of meat. Following the publication of her ED article in September 2009, Camille backpedaled and claimed that her cat did not die because it was vegan, but because a neighbor caught it in a trap and passed it along to four other people, one of whom abandoned it near "guard dogs who were trained to attack". Of course, this is utter bullshit; a quick check of her posts' dates prove that the lying bitch is lying.
As though killing her cat wasn't bad enough, Camille seems to have a worryingly close relationship with her dog. Unlike other sick fucks, when Camille frenches her pooch, it's considerably less titillating. For those who think this is a cheap shot, conversations with Camille have proven that she's completely at ease with fucking her pets:
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Further evidence lies in the way Camille assumes other people constantly rape animals (see quotes and gallery). I wonder why?
The Chris-Chan Incident
On August 23rd, 2009, a hoaxer named Peter e-mailed Camille to tell her that she was too much of a pussy to reply to any critic, troll or otherwise. With her fragile ego bucking under the strain of this accusation, Camille desperately felt a need for blind praise, and demanded a photograph of Peter so she could mock him into oblivion. He obliged.
As any fan of ED can see, Peter's submitted photograph is that of the long-suffering Chris-Chan. He attempted to explain the joke to Camille, but she never replied. Why she kept the picture up remained a mystery, until:
With the speed of a one-legged tortoise, the post was deleted a week after the hoax was revealed. However, the mirrored post on peta-sucks.com is still up.
Camille is one of the few friends of vegan militant Dave Warwak who could almost pass for human, and her affection for him is second only to that for her dog. While Warwak has driven away even members of PETA with his extremism, he finds an equally deluded and violent companion in Camille; they both entertain each others' retarded ideals while forcing vegetables into each others' orifices. Under the bizarre impression that he's a figure of some importance, Camille actually made a TOW article about her beloved Warwak that's since been deleted.
However, this master-slave relationship did not last long (see below).
Under a false identity, Camille did what she does best by annoying the living shit out of legal scholar and animal rights advocate Gary Francione. Like a Forumwarz fanboy, she claimed victory after being banned in less than an hour, unable to comprehend that that being a complete cunt and actually believing the bullshit she spews does not make her an epic troll.
Camille has also repeatedly published e-mail correspondence between Gary, herself and her small group of equally fanatical acolytes that were probably written entirely by her.
On September 2nd, 2009, NIO was hacked and many of its files were deleted. Having as many enemies as a single person possibly can (namely, everyone on peta-sucks.com, NegotiationIsDone and anyone else in possession of a shred of gray matter) the culprit could have been anyone.
As it turns out, it was none other than Dave Warwak.
Fortunately, the thread from peta-sucks.com is still up.
Encyclopedia Dramatica Exposed!
In a very boring and predictable fashion, Camille has called for the destruction of Encyclopedia Dramatica. While perusing the many pages detailing the sick actions of animal fuckers on ED, she happened to espy that holiest of lulz/drama generators, Zippocat.
Of course, any rational person viewing such imagery will draw a breath and experience a strong emotional reaction - usually rage, sometimes sadness, and in extreme instances, remorse. On ED, the usual response elicited usually consists of fits of laughter. The shocking photos of a cat being doused in lighter fluid and set on fire are among the most dramatic images available to trolls on the internet.
Completely misunderstanding the actual function of Encyclopedia Dramatica, Camille utilized her vast intellect to realize that ED is responsible for the Zippocat images. Certain that most ED users sit around using various flammables to set household pets on fire, she went on the warpath…
Her first action was to alert her slobbering fans of the article's existence, despite the fact that Zippocat has been around for years, and any PETAfag with an ounce of awareness has seen and BAWWWWed over the images once or perhaps several times. She then warned her sycophants:
—Camille issuing orders to her minions.
Less than 24 hours after writing the original post, Camille reiterated that she does not care about ED; as proof, she disabled comments on her post.
Of course, any time an article like this is written, the real lulz to be had is found in the shocked replies and counter-replies of the comments section below the original posting. Bored housewives and the retarded "kind-hearted" of the world do not make exceptional activists, but they can play one on the internet!
—Eugenne Nicks, did you really just say this?
Camille/Toaster: A love story
You walk up to me furiously with a cold fire in your eyes, clutching your placard tightly in your slender hands. We catch eyes as I leave the small local butcher with a parcel of fresh milk-fed veal, I can't help but notice your hips gyrating hypnotically as you approach me.
"MEAT IS MURDER YOU SADISTIC FUCK!" you scream inches from my face, your doe-eyes unable to hide the wanton desire that has been boiling in your soul all these years. My hand snaps up to the back of your head and roughly forms a fist in your hair, tugging you back sharply. You let out a half-scream that is interrupted with a soft whimper as I lead you into the alley behind the butchers shop.
Your body writhes, feigning protest as you submit to your animalistic desires. I pin you against the cold brick wall from behind, you moan in a low submissive tone "please....please give me meat"
You feel my hard-on pressing against your firm ass as I reach forward to rip open the parcel revealing the soft tender veal chops, glistening with crimson juices. I take one in my hand and slowly rub it against your face, squeezing its juices free as your eager tongue laps.
You bite the calf flesh with the ravenous nature of a starving dog as my hand slides up your inner thigh and grabs the thin waistband of your cotton panties, pulling them to your ankles as you gnaw passionately.
My cock presses against your tender slit, dewy with heat. I press you harder against the wall as you struggle to push yourself back and onto my throbbing rod, whining greedily for more meat. I finally release you, letting you impale yourself on my cock. You cry out loudly as your cunt stretches to accommodate my meat spear, I push the shredded veal into your mouth to muffle your cries of passion as I take you hard and deep.
I use you hard, your emaciated frame frail in my arms. I finally release my grip on your hips and you collapse to your knees. A hand grabs you tightly by the hair, the other removing the meat from your mouth and wringing its remaining juices onto my stiff shaft as you eye it hungrily. I bring your head forward and you immediately take my cock into your mouth and suckle, I call you my little veal as I thrust, my cock sliding into my little veal's obedient throat.
Your eyes welling with tears as I gag you mercilessly...still bobbing obediently on my cock, tongue swirling around the shaft to savor the sweet combination of juices. My balls tighten as my thick cum spills into your hungry mouth. You savor every drop, your eyes half open in ecstasy.
Since this article was first posted in September 2009, the once-militant animal rights whore appears to be slowly but surely backing down. Negotiation Is Over can now be described as Negotiation Is Limited, as Camille is now willing to debate with non-vegans, so long as they only say what she wants them to. In a mere month she has tried to transform herself from a rabid bitch to an open-minded and intelligent supporter of animal rights. It's expected that by this time next year, she'll be Florida's champion hunter and BBQ cook-off queen.
She's also changed her slogan from Go Vegan or Die! to And Justice for All.
Fun Links to NegotiationIsOver
- Why peaceful vegans should die along with everyone else
- Bawwwwing about ED, now with MOAR Zippocat
- Unsurprisingly, she and her follower Babble (likely another sockpuppet) are pro-abortion.
- Her E-mail
- Her Facebook
- Her MySpace
- Her Twitter
- NIO on Youtube
- Camille fights evil scientists who use animal testing to develop cures for diseases
- Douglas Spink, who loves animals even more
- Dave Warwak
- Kiki Kannibal
- Animal Abuse
- Animal rights
- Gary Yourofsky
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