CaptainAtheist is a 20-year-old Romanian YouTube video maker whose persona is a bad combination of CapnOAwesome and TheAmazingAtheist. He wears a mask that makes him look even more like a fuckwit than the usual YouTube atheist.
Captain Atheist, being an atheist, believes in nothing and doesn't give a shit why we are here and how we got here. He hates all religious people because they are not as hardcore as he is, having thrown their lives away to follow a book.
Since God cannot chastise Captain Atheist for his sinful urges, he must do it himself, through a process he kindly demonstrates to us: striking his erection and shouting "DOWN, SINNER!" at it. There are places that will charge you half your monthly paycheck to perform the same service, which just goes to show how smart and frugal atheists really are.
Captain Atheist enjoys quoting famous atheists, though he sometimes has trouble with identifying them properly:
STOP LEAVING STUPID COMMENTS!!!11oneoneone!!2
CaptainAtheist has not disabled comments on this video. Kindly leave as many intelligent arguments as possible to prove him wrong.
CaptainAtheist is part of a series on YouTube.