Catgirl

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Catgirls are a type of animu characters, which originated from Japan. The most common traits of the typical catgirl species are; Having the ears and tail of a cat while otherwise looking human, they are always young, they're usually in their teens and they have huge fucking tits if they're of age. But it doesn't just stop with human girls wearing cat ears to get the guy going, because this is the Japanese we're talking about; it could also be a cat that turns into a human one way or another, or a humanoid with an animal's brain, so either it could still count as bestiality, you sick fuck. The earliest known sightings of Catgirls appeared in Egypt, where the cat-headed goddess Bastet ruled over the Earth.

Only the Japanese, the creators of catgirls, and weeaboos, and most of all, trannies dress up as catgirls for cosplay. If you like a catgirl, you are a closet-furry.

Famous Catgirls

Catgirls rely on the male instinct to stare at their tits before WHOOPIN' YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Chances are, you've come across a catgirl while playing your favorite videogame. Some famous examples include:

  • Felicia from Darkstalkers
  • Lethe from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
  • Mum Mew from Monster Rancher
  • Katt from Breath of Fire 2
  • Nina from Words Worth

Even Western comics and cartoons are not immune to the phenomenon. Many of these characters were designed long before the weeaboo invasion.

  • Catwoman from Batman by DC
  • Black Cat from Spiderman by Marvel Comics
  • Hell Cat from Avengers by Marvel Comics
  • Josie from Josie and the Pussy Cats by Archie Comics
  • Cheetara, WilyKit and Pumyra from ThunderCats (well 95% of the female cast)
  • The entire female cast of the Broadway musical "CATS"

Catboys

"Catboys" are sick fucks with cat ears who escaped from the depths of yaoi hell to wreak havoc on the sexual preferences of many a stupid fangirl. Anywhere this strange monster can be found on the internet, you will also find the crazed comments of horny girls crying out, "ZOMG!!!1!!one!1 HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO SMEXY, DESU!!!11! Any girl who would willingly offer her virginity to these peices of faggotry and fail is obviously extremely stupid, because everyone with a brain knows that these creatures are too preoccupied with hawt bishie buttsecks 24/7 to care about the over 9000 tons of weeaboo girls who would gladly fuck them in a heartbeat.

Notable catboys

  • Schrödinger from Hellsing Not actually a cat, but close enough for bean flicking purposes. If you dare fap to him, Alucard will rip your spleen out. Via your anus.
  • Naota Nandamba from FLCL was a cat-boy for all of five minutes, and even the director admitted this was an EPIC FAIL attempt at cuteness.

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