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Yep. This is the girl who makes at least 100 basement dwelling virgins swoon.


Once upon a time, a young girl wanted to go to art school in New York City. Years after unintentionally sparking a civil war in the asshole of the internet, she had long remained hidden from the grasp of the worst parts of the internets until finally realizing how to achieve all her dreams. After failing to make millions from selling used purses on ebay, she finally settled on creating a G-rated, Disney channel version of Unichan called Catiewayne.com. Catiewayne.com is the latest attempt by Boxxy to make even more money for buying herself more fancy stuff while telling people that her mother is homeless and she has no internets. Catherine Wayne came up with this fantastic idea after investigating the two largest Boxxy fan sites on the internet, realizing that she could have her own website that could be used to hype up her acting debut in a rip-off of the Scary Movie franchise while letting her devoted followers know exactly how much free shit she needs and where to send it while only releasing a mediocre video on youtube every three months or so. Currently there is only a slow imageboard filled with pathetic basement dwellers and an even slower forum (former Iloveboxxy.net) which is the online version of North Korea starring their fascistic leader and Admin Intrepid. As of last Thursday, Catiewayne.com received an update that included such amazing features as links to her webstore, timeline, online profiles, and youtube videos.

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Cool Update Bro

Finally around sometime late 2012, Boxxy was able to put down the cocaine long enough to update her website for the first time since creating it. Now instead of only two links on the homepage to direct you to the imageboard and forum, you can check out really awesome shit like the Boxxosphere store, a timeline of Boxxy's incredible rise to fame, shitty photos of Boxxy tributes that took over 9000 hours in Minecraft, as well as links to all her videos and her and Boxxmom's twitter, facebook, canv.as, and knowyourmeme pages.

December 18th, 2012

Just as Catiewayne.com was finally getting its much needed and long overdue updates, someone dropped the ball and forgot to renew the domain name from hostgator.com. Some might wonder what could have distracted Admin Intrepid enough to cause him to make such a retarded mistake, but when you think about it for longer than five seconds and have half a brain it becomes blatantly obvious what he was busy doing when he should've been worried about his Administrator responsiblities.

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TL;DR If I work hard to maintain Boxxy's website, maybe, just maybe, she will put her mouth on my penis..

Trolling Catiewayne.com

Since Catiechan is used for the replacement of Unichan, you can still use the same tactics to troll these fools. For more advice see Unichan#Trolling Unichan.

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THEN WHO WAS STALKER?

A peer inside the demented minds of those who spend every waking moment pining over a teenage girl who really just wants your admiration and a promise to buy movie tickets to shitty movie about a butthurt ginger, a fat hippie beaner, a beta nigger, a faggot nigger, a weaboo nigger, a 13 year old try-too-hard faggot, and everyone's favorite hyperactive cocksucker.


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THE GREAT HACKING OF 03/19/2013

DONT FUCKING PANIC. EVERY DOX HAS BEEN LEAKED. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY

That's right kids. On this beautiful fucking day catiewayne.com has been officially haxx0rd. Everything has been dumped including usernames, email addresses, (encrypted) passwords, and every fucking PM sent since the birth of the godforsaken website all the way up to the minute of the hack. You may be asking: How can all of their base belong to me? Well my dear child, it's very simple you see. For there are links to the massive fucking datadump, all in a very convenient SQL script form for those of you who have taken Computer Science III.

And for your viewing pleasure, some beautiful bastard made a nice little HTML document so that you can easily browse the PMs to your leisure. Oh, he made sure to make sure the PMs include the IP addresses too.

After this little escapade, every oldfag on the website promptly quit without so much as a goodbye. Thus far, Neither Catie nor the admin Intrepid have commented on the issue. But hey, at least they calmly warned their users of their fuckup of epic proportions through the forum title.

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